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The Egyptian goddess Isis was celebrated as the ideal wife and mother. The blogger known as Dr. Isis has some fancy-sounding degrees and is a physiologist at a major research university working on some terribly impressive stuff. She blogs about balancing her research career with the demands of raising small children, how to succeed as a woman in academia, and anything else she finds interesting. Also, she blogs about shoes. In fact, she blogs a lot about shoes.

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PhysioProf's Coloring Book for Children and Academic Scientists

Category: Science Careers
Posted on: October 28, 2009 12:16 AM, by Isis the Scientist

Figure 1: Because, as I am told, academic science is not a care bears fucking tea party.

Although, it's interesting to see which bear did win.

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LMAO!!!!!!

Posted by: Arikia | October 28, 2009 12:43 AM

And, it's Sunshine Bear, by a fender!

Posted by: Peanut | October 28, 2009 1:06 AM

Flawed. There's no way in hell motherfucking physioprofian reality can accommodate motherfucking Funshine bear. Where's the image where Professor Coldheart is beating the crap out of Love-a-lot bear?

Posted by: becca | October 28, 2009 7:48 AM

Although, it's interesting to see which bear did win.

The white bear won. Although I'm not sure if that was what you had purposefully colored, I am one for satire.

Yay, we all win, but really the white bear wins!!!! Probably has a penis, too.

Posted by: Candid Engineer | October 28, 2009 8:33 AM

Candid Engineer wins.

Posted by: stickypaws | October 28, 2009 10:52 AM

The bear in the PINK car wins!

Posted by: Lab Rat | October 28, 2009 11:49 AM

I, for one, am pretty damn surprised that PhysioProf can color between the lines like that. How does he do that? I can never get my crayons to be so precise. Maybe this is the result of his greater amount of experience in the field?

Posted by: LadyDay | October 28, 2009 11:50 AM

I think PhysioProf had a 6 year old color it for him. He would have just written something along the lines of "fucking care bears - none of em win" on the top.

Posted by: Pascale | October 28, 2009 12:24 PM

PP did not color this. PP had nothing to do with this little gem. I found this last night while surfing around the interwebz and merely thought of the good professor and his sage wisdom.

Posted by: Isis the Scientist | October 28, 2009 12:38 PM

So THAT explains the excellent coloring! : )

Posted by: LadyDay | October 28, 2009 12:41 PM

This just earned the tag "isis_ftw" in my del.icio.us pages.

Posted by: lost academic | October 28, 2009 1:32 PM

Teddy bears don't generally have a penis. And since the health and medical research workforce is 2/3rds female it's safer to assume the care bears are actually girls.

And what racial stereotype can you apply to the purple bear? Is that a really just a very cold white person?

Posted by: anon | October 28, 2009 4:34 PM

We don't have racial stereotypes to purple people because they all get eaten.
Purple bears are not cold white people. They are excempt from the purple people eater only because they are godless killing machines and not people at all.

Posted by: becca | October 29, 2009 9:58 AM

BTW, since we're talking about stuff kids like: can anyone tell me what's up with the piñatas shaped like little girls? I saw a bunch of little kids in the park the other day. They were taking turns hitting a girl-shaped piñata hanging from a tree branch... by her neck. It was more than a little creepy!

Posted by: LadyDay | October 29, 2009 4:35 PM