This has nothing to do with climatology, or science in general, but I can’t resist sharing it with you. From the instructions to our new DTV antenna, which until the Great Ice Storm of 2010 damaged its transformer-coaxial connection, brought in more watchable channels than expanded basic cable or satellite:
For those that might have trouble reading the scanned text, which appears at the bottom of the instructions page in 6-point type, it says:
WARNING Do not attempt to install if drunk or pregnant or both. Do not throw antenna at spouse.
I do hope that no one at Antennas Direct gets in trouble for this.