Galileo discovered Saturn’s rings, but called them ears. If only he could see what Cassini sees.
Ears indeed. I just hope the Inquisition put him right on that one, too. And none of that ‘Earpur si muove’ when say his skinny heretical ass down.
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Okay–after some technical difficulties I won’t bore you by recounting, I have an announcement. For the…
Really, it’s not like I’ve discovered a new element or anything. See you tomorrow.
…to spill beans. Any minute now, honest.
…at 5 today. [That's 5 pm EST--sorry for the confusion.]
[Hint...I've turned off the comments till then.]
I’m sure you’d like to pretend that you have nothing in common with a tapeworm.