Mike the Mad Biologist

What Would a Mad Biologist Look Like?

Our Benevolent Seed Overlords want a picture of the Mad Biologist for their own nefarious purposes. So I ask you: what do you think a Mad Biologist would look like? Below are some candidates, but if you have something else in mind, feel free to link to it.

It’s a little odd. One of the things I’ve always liked about these lil’ internets is that the words stand apart from the image. I’m under no illusions that if someone wanted to ‘expose my identity’, they could do so very easily (and I just wouldn’t care). I stay anonymous because I like the whole Mad Biology thingee and because I do try to keep my professional life separate from my extracurricular activities, including blogging (which is playtime). Well that, and the Bushist death squads.

Anyway, like I said candidate pics are below.

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Handsome devil, in a rugged sorta way. Definitely is going to speak his piece.

Then there’s this (I’m not the one holding the baby):

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And how can I forget The Evil Baby:

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(yes, she(?) is wearing pink. Stop being a slave to patriarchy and embrace the 21st century!)

I’m not the bunny in this one:

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And who doesn’t like Marvin?

Marvin

Vote away! (or add your own suggestions–with links)

Comments

  1. #1 ERIC JUVE
    September 25, 2006

    I like the original, it even reminds me of a tech wrier I used to work with who went on to be a bioligist for the forest service, who now works ( I think ) at Mt St Helens.

    Keep up the good work, even if you change identities.

  2. #2 SkookumPlanet
    September 25, 2006

    If you’re really resistant and insistent, by hook or crook get a current photo, home address and phone number, etc. of the person who’s asking for the photo, from some other source. Then as normally as possible, nice cover note, etc. submit it to this person as your photo and your information. Never break character in the ensuing back and forth.

  3. #3 Malkovich
    September 25, 2006

    Malkovich malkovich malkovich malkovich malkovich, malkovich malkovich malkovich. Malkovich.

  4. #4 Robster
    September 25, 2006

    May I suggest the first image at the wikipedia site for mad scientist.

  5. #5 DRR
    September 25, 2006

    As much as I love the Evil Baby pic, I think the original is the best for you here. However, the last suggestion by Robster there is pretty good as well.

  6. #6 John Wilkins
    September 25, 2006

    There is only One True Mad Biologist. Her name is Helen Narbon

  7. #7 roman eos
    September 26, 2006

    The Rockwell looks good, but how about you configure your own biometric, sign it – for copywrite purposes – and wizz it off!

  8. #8 JD
    September 26, 2006

    Intelligent, cold, calculating…will eat your liver with a nice chianti… http://www.usatoday.com/life/gallery/oscar2001/history/silence-of-the-lambs.jpg

  9. #9 Zarquon
    September 26, 2006

    There is only One True Mad Biologist. Her name is Agatha Clay.

  10. #10 Mike the Mad Biologist
    September 27, 2006

    JD,

    I am in awe of your suggestion…

  11. #11 Julie Stahlhut
    September 27, 2006

    I think the Mad Biologist would look a lot like the Mad Bluebird:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mad_Bluebird

    … only maybe a little more like a biologist.

  12. #12 justawriter
    September 27, 2006

    Howard Beale with a butterfly net and Erlenmeyer flask.

  13. #13 Jennifer
    September 28, 2006

    I think the of Malkovich is most appropriate. However, I don’t see you as a violent person. So maybe you could replace the gun with something else, perhaps a can of Cheese Whiz.

  14. #14 Robster
    September 28, 2006

    Cheese whiz?

    Here you go.

  15. #15 rgdgr
    February 18, 2007

    ur mum is gay noobs fuk u

  16. #16 Dentist Richmond Hill
    August 31, 2009

    Too funny, great selection for the mad scientists. I think John Malkovich best fits the profile.