Robert S. Khuzami, the Securities and Exchanges Commission enforcement director:
"If you find yourself chewing the memory card in your cellphone to destroy any record of your misconduct, something has gone terribly wrong with your character."
Indeed.

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Comments
Personally I'd recommend taking the card out of the cell-phone before attempting to chew it.
Posted by: NoAstronomer | November 12, 2009 11:29 AM
"While the $20 million in illegal profits involved in the Goffer complaint were not large..."
I don't know, $20 M sounds pretty large to me...
Posted by: KeithB | November 12, 2009 3:34 PM