Mike the Mad Biologist

Category archives for Vampires

Best Vampirology Lecture EVAH!

And if this ever becomes part of a movie, I would give the lecture for free. This is brilliant

The Pork! It Burns! It Burns!

We Jews have a secret: if you wave pork in front of us, we running away screeching. Contact with our skin causes anaphylactic shock. In fact, pork works better on us than silver does on vampires. Of course, I’m kidding when I say this. But I’m not kidding when I say that Sen. George “Macaca”…