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Hmmm, so let me get this straight. It looks like he’s saying: “Give me a banana.” But what he’s really saying is: “It’s Boogie Nights, you f%$#ing moron.” Okay, got it.
*Also, you’ll be thrilled to know that researchers at the University of Austin have finally done the math and it turns out that there are not 100 . . . not 200 . . . but 237 distinct reasons that people have sex.
Yeah. For reals: 237. It’s science, people.