The Evil Monkey has a Ph.D. in Neuroscience from a southeastern university. After a postdoctoral nightmare of Inquisitorial proportions, he is currently working in a laboratory and teaching at a local community college. He is still not sure why he wrote this paragraph in the third person, and for that reason is beginning to doubt his sanity. How many freakin' people can fit into his head, anyway? No wait, my head. Oh crap.
Scicurious is a graduate student wrestling with a PhD in Physiology and Pharmacology at a southern institution. She is a nerd, a geek, and also a dork, which takes up a lot of her free time. She sees nothing wrong with talking about herself in the third person, and wonders why Evil Monkey is so freaked out about it.
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You think maybe working while teaching on two different campuses is starting to wear on me? Blargh. The things we do for higher education and experience. I'm looking forward to the next round of applications just so I can get some sleep. Which begs the question... exactly when the hell do I fit in time to do the applications?
In other news, I'm 99% sure I had a student show up drunk to lab. Thankfully we were just looking at slides and that he's a quiet drunk, I almost didn't even notice. That could've been bad had something gone wrong and we were working with anything nasty. Note to students out there: if you're coming to class stoned or blitzed, at least have the common courtesy to let the instructor know so they can kick your ass out of there.
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I just realized that all work/no play also screws up my grammar.
Posted by: Evil Monkey | October 1, 2008 6:02 PM
Shame on your bad grammar! SHAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEE!!!!!
Make sure your lab next time involves fun things to do to drunk students.
Posted by: scicurious | October 2, 2008 8:35 AM