Funding woes? Middle age crisis? Tired of your job and looking for a new and exciting career? Consider going into clinical work as a Certified Angel Therapy Practitioner®.
Doreen Virtue, Ph.D. (in what, she doesn't say) will train you in giving angel readings and performing angel therapy healings.
Admission seems to be quite competitive as the next couple of training programs are sold out, but you could get a leg up by learning from the Angel Therapy FAQ.
When Doreen gives an angel reading, she asks whether the person is left or right-handed. Why does she need this information?She uses this information to discern whether a person's deceased loved one is from their mother's side of the family, or from their father's side. If you're right-handed, your paternal (birth, step, or adoptive) deceased relatives stand near your right side, and your maternal (birth, step, or adoptive) deceased relatives stand near your left side. Deceased siblings and children stand near your left side, and deceased spouses stand behind you. If you're left handed, the reverse is true.
What if you're ambidextrous?
Comments
And if you're armless are you an orphan?
Posted by: ClinkShrink | January 13, 2007 1:55 PM
I think you just don't have a soul or something like that... ;)
Posted by: steve | January 13, 2007 3:47 PM