SciBling PZ Myers turns 50 today! Congrats from me and Steve, accompanied by a little poem.
Mine eyes have seen the glory of the coming of PZ;
He is trampling out the critics where the ignorance is stored;
He hath loosed the fateful lightning of his snappiest swift words;
His blog is marching on.
Glory! Glory! Pharyngula! Glory! Glory! Pharyngula!
Glory! Glory! Pharyngula! His truth is blogging on.
I have seen him in the watch fires of a hundred creationists
They have linked him a venue in the anti-science camps;
I can read his contentious sentence by the flamers' radiance;
His brainy posts march on.
Glory! Glory! Pharyngula! Glory! Glory! Pharyngula!
Glory! Glory! Pharyngula! Darwin is blogging on.
I have read a fiery retort writ in ScienceBlogger fonts;
"As ye deal with my contemners, so with you my links shall deal";
Let the hero, born of genes, crush the I.D. with his spiel,
Since squids are sexing on.
Glory! Glory! Pharyngula! Glory! Glory! Pharyngula!
Glory! Glory! Pharyngula! PZ is marching on.
Hat tip to Julia Howe for writing Battle Hymn of the Republic.
