Top Ten Annoyances to People with Bipolar Disorder
10. Free unsolicited pharmacological advice from everyone met.
9. Bi-Polar gratuitous hyphenation. It's not two words!
8. Scars on wrists ending dreams of career as hand model.
7. Endless personal stories about side effects in support groups. They can already see the fat.
6. Manic irritability.
5. Credit card bills from buying a dozen pairs of shoes at once.
4. Hypersexuality is a good thing, no outdated morals please.
3. Positive recovery wellness self-determination Pollyannaism.
2. Unfinished past manic projects strewn about blocking path to door.
1. Stigma. That's not funny.
Comments
How about astronomers who make jokes about young stars that still have lithium and that have bipolar outflows?
Posted by: Rob Knop | June 11, 2007 8:01 PM
I think that's more cute than annoying. :)
Posted by: Sandra | June 12, 2007 12:13 AM
Awesomely funny! Do you write for Letterman, too?
Posted by: OCD On A Stick | June 13, 2007 12:30 AM