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Category: Humor
Posted on: August 20, 2007 5:24 PM, by The Omnibrain
Question...
How does one harness for God?
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Comments
WTF?
Posted by: coturnix | August 20, 2007 8:25 PM
Hmm...BDSM Jesus cult? Trusses for God? I'm still trying to come up with a good scenario...
Posted by: PalMD | August 20, 2007 8:36 PM
Oh, them? They're particularly pious bondage freaks.
Posted by: Rose Colored Glasses | August 20, 2007 8:47 PM
Maybe they are associated with that spanking-for-Jesus group that some blogged about recently. Maybe the leather posing pouch and straps are cross-shaped? Or the straps are nailed on...or...yeesh - maybe I better stop....
Ponygirls for Jesus?
Posted by: Badger3k | August 20, 2007 10:48 PM
I googled harnessing for god. Only read one of the results.
"Someday, after mastering the winds, the waves
the tides and gravity,
we shall harness for God
the energies of love
and then, for a second time
in the history of the world,
man will have discovered fire."
Pierre Teilhard de Chardin
Posted by: MaryF | August 21, 2007 11:08 AM
Dood. You're giving away all our million dollar ideas. Next you'll be blogging about the Furry-themed sex shop we called The Rabbit Hole. Hrrrumpf.
Posted by: Shelley Batts | August 22, 2007 3:02 PM