It seems that people have been taking this blog entirely too seriously and using it for medical advice. We have had reports of various monkey business occurring in response to many of our posts. This has included but isn't limited to people inserting pencils in their brains
(yes this was our fault and is part of the reason I am in the witness protection program), as well as people inserting bottles in their rectums.
So just to be clear... if you read Omni Brain please stop sticking things up, in, or through your various orifices.
Also it seems that psychiatric patients have been using this blog for the purpose of therapy. When we mention something like "confront the things that caused you pain in your childhood." it does not mean that you should stick anything up your rectum or into your nose. This will not help you get over the time when you pooped your pants on a field trip or sneezed all over the persons face you had a crush on. I promise you that...
Actually the only therapy Omni Brain endorses is this:
By the way... this disclaimer applies to Shelley over at Retrospectacle as well... Look at what she made some poor guy do!
So onto the actual disclaimer...
The authors are not physicians, psychologists, therapists, sociologists or even remotely funny. The content on this website does not, and is not intended to constitute medical or life advice. It should not be relied upon when making medical (or any) decisions. It is not intended as a substitute for advice from your physician, healthcare provider, any anti-psychiatry crank, PETA member, religious figure, AIDS denialist, Holcaust Denier, Scientologist or really any crank at all.
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Comments
How about jamming things into your cerebellum via the eye?
http://scienceblogs.com/retrospectacle/2007/08/suicide_by_ballpoint_pen_1.php
Posted by: Shelley | August 28, 2007 10:15 PM
Hey, I didn't *make* him do that. Right before he slipped into unconsciousness he assured me that I had nothing to do with it.
Posted by: Shelley Batts | August 28, 2007 11:12 PM
Whatever helps you sleep at night Shelley... =P
Posted by: Zachary Tong | August 28, 2007 11:20 PM
Never....sleep...again....
Posted by: Shelley Batts | August 28, 2007 11:48 PM