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My labmates and I love Lady Gaga. Like, love love love. Enough to make a parody fan video of Bad Romance. It is my pleasure to present to you "Lab Romance", a production of Hydrocalypse Industries. Enjoy!
Lyrics after the jump!
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Music by Lady Gaga, lyrics by Tami Lieberman and Jake Wintermute, performed by Jake Wintermute, editing by me and Patrick Boyle, dancing by the Silver Lab.
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
Caught in a lab romance
Roma-Roma-ma-ah!
Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
Want your lab romance
Roma-Roma-ma-ah!
Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
Want your lab romance
I'll cure your ugly
I'll cure your disease
I'll publish papers
As
long as they're free
I'll wear a glove
Glove-glove-glove
I'll wear a
glove
I want your carbon
The touch of your genes
Alter your genome to
make my machines
And wear a glove
Glove-glove-glove
I'll wear a glove
Glove-glove-glove
I'll wear a glove
You know that I want you
And you know that I need you
Go to the lab
Lab romance
I want your loving
And I want your revenge
You and me could write a
lab romance
I want your loving
All your love is revenge
You and me
could write a lab romance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
Caught in a lab romance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
Caught in a lab romance
Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-Roma-ma-ah!
Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
It's a lab romance
Carbon storage
Genetic design
I'll own the patents
And the profits are mine
And wear a glove
Glove-glove-glove
I'll wear a glove
Glove-glove-glove
I'll wear a glove
Track your cell cycle
and learn all your tricks
to cure your cancer
'cause baby your sick
And wear a glove
Glove-glove-glove
I'll wear a glove
Glove-glove-glove
I'll wear a glove
You know that I want you
And you know that I need you
Go to the lab
Lab romance
I want your loving
And I want your revenge
You and me could write a
lab romance
I want your loving
All your love is revenge
You and me
could write a lab romance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
Caught in a lab romance
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oooh!
Oh-oh-oooh-oh-oh!
Caught in a lab romance
Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah!
Roma-Roma-ma-ah!
Ga-ga-ooh-la-la!
It's a lab romance
Work work passion baby
make that model work crazy
I want your loving
And I want your revenge
I want your loving
I don't want to be friends
Je veux ton amour
et je veux ta science
j'adore la science
I don't want to be friends
You know that I want you
And you know that I need you
Go to the lab
Lab romance
Life Science
Comments
That's fucking hilarious!
Posted by: Comrade PhysioProf | February 28, 2010 2:32 PM
THAT was disturbingly funny. And I thought Lady GaGa was just for us old guys....
Posted by: complex field | February 28, 2010 6:48 PM
Awesome slant on Lady GaGa. You should submit this to The Scientist when we have our 2nd Annual Lab Video Awards. Last year the winning school did a cool take on a Wu Tang Clan song.
Posted by: Ocean County Wedding Photographer | February 28, 2010 9:59 PM
Funniest thing I've seen in ages! Well done! Geek humour at its best :)
Posted by: Sheraan Amod | March 1, 2010 3:30 AM
Looks like you guys had great fun doing this...puts the original video to shame, never seen anyone get so creative with a pipette...
Posted by: David Bradley | March 1, 2010 9:56 AM
OMG this is AMAZINGLY AWESOME. Sci volunteers her awesome dancing skillz for the remake. :)
Posted by: Scicurious | March 1, 2010 10:18 AM
"'ll cure your ugly
I'll cure your disease"
Dorks like what fellow dorks do! I liiike! Veery nice!
Posted by: Betul | March 1, 2010 10:48 AM
I love this!
though all i can think is man this a group of people who have a thesis/dissertation/publication looming over them :)
Posted by: Lisa | March 2, 2010 9:48 AM
Awesome, congrats! Will tell novoseek users about it ;)
Posted by: Valentin | March 2, 2010 1:41 PM
Come on baby, ig-nitrile my fire!
Posted by: Katie D | March 2, 2010 8:32 PM
get a like mother fucker
make fun of yourself bitch
Posted by: joe. p | March 9, 2010 3:48 AM
Is so hot and sexy and she is personality is awesome, she is dress ,she is eyes, face look everything is fine.
Posted by: Alvazar | March 9, 2010 6:36 PM
She does incredible things. I never saw such singers. She's the best! Lady Gaga is Best!
Posted by: Podarkis | March 12, 2010 3:42 PM
Yeah! I like that unusual girl!
Posted by: Dennis | March 13, 2010 5:35 PM
Lovely performance!!!
Posted by: Spacer | March 14, 2010 10:02 AM
Hahah, great video. I wish the guys in my lab had a fraction of the humor needed to pull this off!
Posted by: radioactivegan | April 29, 2010 4:06 PM
So fantastic! Nicely done!
Posted by: Lindsey | May 2, 2010 6:21 PM
Hello Lady Gaga's Fans!
here are some more video clips, biography and information about Lady Gaga
http://emaildaily.co.uk/lady-gaga
Posted by: Fan | August 22, 2010 12:47 PM
esta cancion es unas de mis favoritos ccuidenmelo estoi loko per no lo admito bueno esta lin do diria mas q lindo lady gaga
Posted by: edwin mejia | September 17, 2010 11:44 PM
Lady GaGa is a very talented composer and performer, but as her interview with Larry King revealed, she is addicted to the attention and fame and thus all things material and meaningless!
Posted by: Lady GaGa | September 20, 2010 3:09 AM
Nice work Christina! I hope your lab makes more of these. It's great and very helpful for teachers trying to convince high school students that scientists can be fun.
Posted by: Sandra Porter | October 4, 2010 12:53 PM
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ME LADY GAGA JE VOUS SORS MON DEBUNKAGE EN LIGNE ON INTERNET
ME I’M LADY GAGA I AM DEBUNKE FOR YOU DEAR SH*T FANS PART ONE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gw8RtCctVfI
ME I’M LADY GAGA I AM DEBUNKE FOR YOU DEAR SH*T FANS PART TWO
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeiozGUEzyM&feature=related
ON GOOGLE LADY GAGA DEBUNKE TH*NKS MY FAN CLUB OF ME LADY GAGA
HAUS OF GAGA = HAUS OF HITLER ! YA YA RICHTIG
HAUS OF HITLER ! YA YA RICHTIG
DEDICATED TO MY FAN CLUB OF SH*T LADY GAGA OF COURSE ****
KISS LADY GAGA
Posted by: LADY GAGA | January 29, 2011 4:17 PM