Rule of Threes now satisfied

Mr Chicken, the Night Stalker, and now…Henry Morris. There is a kind of cosmic harmony to that trio, in that they all made a living with supernatural silliness to some degree, although Morris…nah, let’s not speak ill of the dead.


  1. #1 Dustin
    February 26, 2006

    Well, shit. I’ve been calling and e-mailing Morris for years to challenge him to a debate over “Time and Starlight”. He’s consistently refused, and now to get out of having a debate with me, he’s gone and died.


  2. #2 wamba
    February 26, 2006

    So Henry Morris, leading proponent of the worldwide Biblical flood is gone. Someone should name a University after him or something.

  3. #3 Dustin
    February 26, 2006

    Oh, wait. I’m getting my Morrises mixed up. I’m thinking of one of his sons.

  4. #4 Orac
    February 26, 2006

    But how does Don Knotts fit into this?

  5. #5 PZ Myers
    February 26, 2006

    It’s the first link. Don’t you remember the Ghost and Mr Chicken?

  6. #6 Dustin
    February 26, 2006

    You know what? I’m a total ass. The guy I’ve been harassing is Henry Morris, III. He gave a presentation which included the central claim of “Starlight and Time”, which I decided to go to (God only knows why). Evidently, he didn’t even write the thing. I had somehow been under the impression that he’d written it. Of course I’d have known better if I’d read it, but the presentation was such palpable tripe that it could be shown wrong with computations that I did on the back of the brochure.

    Anyway, I’m just going to shut up now. I think I’ll start bothering the guy who *did* write the book.

  7. #7 RavenT
    February 26, 2006

    I just got word that Octavia Butler died. That sucks ass more than I can say.

  8. #8 Keith
    February 26, 2006
  9. #9 AndyS
    February 26, 2006

    The only way to remember Don Knotts is as Barney Fife!

  10. #10 Moses
    February 26, 2006

    Handsome is as handsome does. As long as you speak accurately of the dead, you do them the service they deserve. No more and no less.

  11. #11 Kristjan Wager
    February 27, 2006

    Octavia Butler is a loss. She died way too young.

  12. #12 Mike Nilsen
    February 27, 2006

    I prefer to call it ‘The Rule of Mentally Partitioning Things Into Threes.

  13. #13 lt.kizhe
    February 28, 2006

    I just read that Morris was an alum of U.Minn. (though presumably not Morris).

  14. #14 Maç Günü
    January 11, 2008

    A debate over “Time and Starlight” would be extremely interesting… nice article.

  15. #15 Maç Günü
    January 11, 2008

    A debate over “Time and Starlight” would be extremely interesting… nice article.

  16. #16 Msn Nickleri
    February 14, 2008

    Thank You

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