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Posted on: April 19, 2006 4:22 PM, by PZ Myers
I'm worth more than Josh—$2,512,980.
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Looks like somebody found a good way to collect marketing information from suckers.
Posted by: Alopex Lagopus | April 19, 2006 4:30 PM
If PZ had suckers, I'm sure he'd be worth even more money...
Posted by: Dawn O'Day | April 19, 2006 4:39 PM
$2,660,560.
I would sell my "soul" for half that! Suckers...
Posted by: DrunkMonkey | April 19, 2006 4:42 PM
I thought it could be used that way, too...so I lied in a bunch of places.
Posted by: PZ Myers | April 19, 2006 4:42 PM
$2,169,280.
But I only did it because I've already given that information away over and over for some Miyazaki movies.
Posted by: BronzeDog | April 19, 2006 5:00 PM
$2,132,100. I attribute my poor showing to my continued studenthood/poverty.
Totally gave a fake email though. No marketers for me.
Posted by: JoeB | April 19, 2006 5:00 PM
Also, what's the deal with the x2 multiplier at the end of the valuation?
Posted by: JoeB | April 19, 2006 5:02 PM
What kind question is "Length of your Penis"?????
Bet no one told the truth on that one, bell curve went way to one side.......
Posted by: Rocky | April 19, 2006 5:40 PM
If I did that it would end where I was worth a minus figure ;-)
Posted by: Eliza | April 19, 2006 6:07 PM
Hey, anybody wanna buy a slightly used, somewhat lazy grad student for a little over two million bucks? I'm reasonably housebroken...
Posted by: The Disgruntled Chemist | April 19, 2006 6:10 PM
$2,783,510? Is there any way I can take out an equity loan against that? I could use it for 2005 taxes...
Posted by: Dave | April 19, 2006 6:13 PM
Yeah, wow, that's, um, quite an information-fishing deal they've got going there. Any more intrusive and it'd be asking for SSNs and credit card numbers.
Posted by: Anne Nonymous | April 19, 2006 8:03 PM
$1,776,530. But I'm fat and have chronic conditions.
Posted by: madbard | April 19, 2006 8:10 PM
I'm worth $2.53M. Must be so high because of my 10 inch python.
Posted by: Mike | April 19, 2006 8:34 PM
hmmm... being a income-less student who uses recreational drugs really hurts your valuation. Oh well, my advice is "buy now while the price is good!".
Posted by: Lemony | April 19, 2006 8:58 PM
Clean livin' and a great sense of style led me to be worth: $2,819,386. Not too shabby if I say so myself.
Posted by: CK | April 19, 2006 9:11 PM
"You are worth exactly $1,565,550." What a pseudoquantity. :)
Posted by: Keith Douglas | April 20, 2006 10:50 AM