Seed has started this thing they’re calling “Ask a Science Blogger,” in which we’re supposed to take provocative questions and answer them here. You know, like those ice-breaking party games, supposed to get the social bonding thing going, foster unity, etc. Only thing is, they don’t quite get the idea yet—they’re asking the science bloggers to come up with questions to ask the science bloggers. “What’s that?” I say, “why not cut out the middleman and not ask the questions that nobody’s asking that we’re being asked to answer? Saves time.”
That’s too mean-spirited, so let’s turn it around in true weblogging fashion and ask you, the loyal readers, to invent the questions that we’ll ask the bloggers that they might then answer. These will then get passed up the corporate food chain, filtered and processed, and come back down to us in a little game of telephone. You know, you’ll ask some great question like “How does a pycnogonid eat an opisthobranch?” and the question of the week will be “How do pygmies greet the opposite rank?” and we’ll all sit here baffled. It will be great Science.
To prime the pump, here are a few questions that I thought would be fun.
- What’s your favorite body part, and where did you get it?
- How to address the help: EYE-gor or EEE-gor?
- How does science help you in the bedroom?
- Mad scientist movies: which ones get it right, and which are a kind of wishful ideal?
- What mutation do you wish you had?
- …maybe we could hybridize questions 3 and 5…
- What music puts you in the mood for a little lab work?
- When making chimeras, which manimal is best avoided?
I’m sure you can come up with much better ones. If you don’t feel like asking questions, there’s nothing stopping you from answering them!