Alienated duck

This is an X-ray of a sick duck with something unusual in its gut.

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Aaaaah! It's an alien! Or a demon! Or a run-of-the-mill instance of apophenia. The bird rescue center that discovered it is playing it up as an alien for PR purposes (hey, it's California), but we know better, right?

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By Steve LaBonne (not verified) on 26 May 2006 #permalink

Don't you mean that this is an instance of pareidolia?

(I'm fuzzy on the distinction between these terms. I also don't know if I'm pronouncing "pareidolia" correctly.)

From the article:

Still, it is hard to deny the clarity of the alien image.

Oh, nonsense. It's not even bilaterally symmetric. The left "eye" (its left) is up higher than the right one and not even the same shape.

The poor duck. Whatever was wrong with it looks pretty painful, and I don't think we ought to be making jokes about its sad demise.

I looked at this a little more closely in an image editor. It's a bit more symmetric than I thought, provided you ignore the lower part of the right "eye." Regardless, it's easily explained by coincidence, and I think this picture ought to elicit our sympathy instead of stale comments about "aliens."

Maybe the duck ate a Halloween mask?

Does anyone out there have an X-ray of a normal duck's gut, for the sake of comparison?

Also, in the images at the sfgate site, I could not see where this duck's wing was broken. Did someone switch ducks? Or is this an example of alien healing powers?

Oh no ! The Intelligent Deceiver has apparently started experimenting with redesigning bird flu to an irreducibly complex chest-bursting alien !
Remember what happened when he added an outboard motor to yersinia pestis bacterium...

One more comment and I'm off this thread. Rereading the paragraph I cited, I find parallels to Kent Brockman's standards of reporting in the oft-quoted Simpson's episode:

Brockman:

It's difficult to tell from this vantage point whether they will consume the captive Earthmen or merely enslave them. One thing is for certain: there is no stopping them; the ants will soon be here.

Chronicle:

Still, it is hard to deny the clarity of the alien image. No long fingers can be seen, but the face certainly has prominent brows, a small button nose that is slightly askew and a scary grimace.

I guess I should be relieved that the reporter did not welcome our new duck-parasite overlords.

The only thing I feel certain about is that this was not a healthy duck.

I was kind of expecting a Babylon 5 reference.

"What is the name of those earth creatures? Feathers, long bill... goes 'Quack'."
"Cats."
"Cats... It's like being nibbled to death by cats."

By Left_Wing_Fox (not verified) on 26 May 2006 #permalink

Doesn't anyone else think the image bears a striking resemblance to Our Lord And Savior, Jesus?! It is clearly a sign. These x-rays could fetch a FORTUNE on ebay.

How crazy. I didn't even notice the alien face at first, I noticed the circle underneath the face at the lower point of the mass, looks sort of like a bird head and neck seen from the side, I thought that they had found another one of those "fetus in fetus" cases, only in a duck.

you say "apophenia", I say "apo-OHMYGODITSTHEVIRGINMARY"

Let's call the whole thing off . . .

By mathpants (not verified) on 26 May 2006 #permalink

Wouldn't it suck to come all this way and then be eaten by a mallard? Not even something cool like a 15-foot crocodile, but a duck? For shame, aliens. For shame.

Looks kind of like Peking man,
[insert Chinese food joke]

Unusual characteristics are commonly on display among male mallards during the spring mating season, according to Travers. Their testicles, for instance, grow to three times the size of their brains...

What's so unusual about that??

My first thougt was that the duck ate a alien-face pendant, because the white string below it made me think of a necklace...

You people are crazy. It's clearly the virgin Mary.

I knew Ripley didn't get them all.

Apikoros: "Also, in the images at the sfgate site, I could not see where this duck's wing was broken. Did someone switch ducks? Or is this an example of alien healing powers?"

I don't see any fractures either but the radiographs show the duck has a dislocated left shoulder (right side of image). I guess you could say it's 'broken' as in 'not working'.

By Bruce Beckman (not verified) on 26 May 2006 #permalink

Call me a spoil sport, but the object looks to me like it is the foil seal off an oval-shaped cream cheese or sour cream container. Does anyone else see this or is my brain so clouded with reason that I can't visualise the truth? :P
The foil is folded over and the tab is what appears to look like a nose. The size seems to be about right.

Did anyone ever think about going inside the thing to see what it really is. I mean really Theres a 50% chace it's the human mind playing tricks on us, 25% it could really be something normal like an orange in side of it.(I have a heart shaped orange in my fridge :3... )Or it could really be something out of the ordinary... Your not going to get abducted or anything if you tried to find out what it was.

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By Dark Wing (not verified) on 14 Dec 2006 #permalink

Looks to me like a child's toy keychain with a plastic lanyard clip attachment instead of the usual metal one... and it could easily be an alien head keychain.

By GigasGate (not verified) on 07 Mar 2007 #permalink

just a constipated duck is what i say!

By random person (not verified) on 02 Oct 2007 #permalink

thank you for proving aliens are real!!!
it has changed my life 4eva!!!
my duck eats aliens all the time to!!
maybe we can have a party to kill all the aliens with our ducks

news to tell you guys
i had an x-ray taken yesterday
........
an they found two aliens in my
stomach if you want to buy my x-ray
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its US$1,000,000

By kim from darwi… (not verified) on 18 Nov 2007 #permalink

OK WOW that is not a alien it can be alot of things it can be and wtf whats the points of an xray for 1000$ u must be trying to just get some money...

Clearly this maligned mallard has masticated a mutilated mis-creant! Be it medicinal or metastatic, the mirage is magnificent.

omg u guys are weird stop talking bout a picture y do people get so geeky over nothing

People who see an alien in an X-ray are getting "geeky over nothing".

The fine people here are just making fun of them.

Yeah, er, sorry to burst your bubble here but think really hard about this.

If aliens really are this super-intelligent, why bother coming to earth when they probably have a more advanced sattelite thing happening to watch us?

And, if they DO decide to come to earth, why only show themselves to rednecks, bogans or people who live in the desert or have corn fields?

And then, WHY THE HELL DO THEY WANNA PROBE A DUCK? Of all animals, a DUCK!?

And if it really is some epiphany thing from God, does that mean God was sitting on his cloud, and got kinda bored. So he just thought to himself, "I know, im going to put jesus'/mary's face on the inside of a DUCK!

I feel sorry for the duck. That must hurt.