Jerry wants you!

A reader sent along this tempting job offer.

Job Title General Education: Biology
Date 6/1/2006
Min Salary $2,100.00
Max Salary $3,500.00
Job Type Contract Part-Time
Job Description


Faculty compatible with a young-earth creationist philosophy to teach general education Biology courses.

It’s from Jerry Falwell’s Liberty University, of course. Doesn’t it make you want to jump up, drop whatever you’re doing, and enter the exciting world of academia?

Aside from the demand that you teach biology as if the world were 6000 years old and with complete neglect of any research and evidence acquired in the last two centuries, I should mention that the salary offer isn’t that absurd. This is fairly typical for non-tenure-track college instructors: a university will give you a few thousand bucks to teach one course for a term. It’s your job to accumulate a living wage by gathering multiple contracts, which may be from scattered universities. You won’t get any benefits, you typically have no say at all in faculty governance, you’re treated like a peon, and there’s absolutely no job security.

Parents, don’t let your children grow up to be adjunct professors.


  1. #1 MAJeff
    June 26, 2006

    Parents, don’t let your children grow up to be adjunct professors.

    Amen!! I would kill for dental insurance.

  2. #2 MAJeff
    June 26, 2006

    If they’ll give me a root canal for cheap, I’ll do it.

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