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Now I've got a slogan

Category: Weirdness
Posted on: July 1, 2006 5:59 PM, by PZ Myers

Gosh, I think I like it. Grrlscientist dug up this automatic Advertising Slogan Generator, and here's what it tells me my new website slogan should be.


Does She or Doesn't She? Only Her Pharyngula Knows for Sure.


Yes, ladies, it's true: I do know. Don't blush; it's OK, it's perfectly natural.

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#1

Posted by: Bruce Thompson Author Profile Page | July 1, 2006 6:25 PM

Of course I had to try the obvious...

Cleans Your Floor Without Intelligent Design.
Leave the Intelligent Design to Us.
Schhh... You Know Intelligent Design.
But I'd Rather Have a Bowl of Intelligent Design.
They're Yummy For Your Intelligent Design.
(The Discovery Institute) Does the Hard Intelligent Design, So You Don't Have To.
The Non-Sticky Sticky Intelligent Design.

And my favorite

The Intelligent Design With The Hole.

#2

Posted by: Vanessa Author Profile Page | July 1, 2006 6:57 PM

Me too...

"Gee, Your Atheism Smells Terrific."

#3

Posted by: bPer Author Profile Page | July 1, 2006 7:08 PM

Here's what I got on my >first

"Try Atheism, You'll Like It."

Works for me.

#4

Posted by: george.w Author Profile Page | July 1, 2006 7:37 PM

Maybe you could put rotating slogans under your blog title.

One of my readers once referred to me as "Another retarded f*ing liberal with all the answers". That's definitely going to be one of my slogans. :-)

#5

Posted by: plucky punk Author Profile Page | July 1, 2006 8:25 PM

I got "It takes a tough man to make a tender Plucky Punk."

Which is so true.

#6

Posted by: Unstable Isotope Author Profile Page | July 1, 2006 8:59 PM

I do, indeed. I'm sorry you had to see it, P.Z.

#7

Posted by: Harlequin Author Profile Page | July 2, 2006 12:08 AM

Smart. Beautiful. Democrats.

#8

Posted by: Paul S Author Profile Page | July 2, 2006 1:22 AM

The Best Part of Waking Up is 14cyclenotes in Your Cup.

Hey, I like that. That is so going in my blog.

#9

Posted by: Kadin Author Profile Page | July 2, 2006 1:27 AM

"Nobody Better Lay a Finger on my Pharyngula."
It rhymes! Sort-of!

#10

Posted by: thalarctos Author Profile Page | July 2, 2006 1:46 AM

This is auspicious: "Let The Panvertebrate Begin".

#11

Posted by: emma g Author Profile Page | July 2, 2006 2:35 AM

"Designed for Salticidae."
"Lipsmackin' Thirstquenchin' Acetastin' Motivatin' Goodbuzzin' Cooltalkin' Highwalkin' Fastlivin' Evergivin' Coolfizzin' Salticidae."

"There's First Love, and There's Tofu Love."

And my fovorite:
"This Is The Age Of The Emma."

#12

Posted by: bernarda Author Profile Page | July 2, 2006 2:48 AM

I tried "atheist" in the generator. Two of my favorites are:

Think once. Think Twice. Think Atheist.

Every Atheist helps.

#13

Posted by: NelC Author Profile Page | July 2, 2006 8:28 AM

Good to the Last Cephalopod

Put A Cephalopod In Your Tank

The Cephalopod Of A New Generation

Promise Her Anything, But Give Her Cephalopod

Cephalopod-Lickin' Good

Nothin' Says Lovin' Like Cephalopod from the Oven

A Cephalopod's Too Wet Without One

Get the Cephalopod Habit

Please Don't Squeeze The Cephalopod

#14

Posted by: Keith Douglas Author Profile Page | July 2, 2006 10:08 AM

Age of the Emma? That sounds ... eww :)

Now, "Things Go Better with Philosopher."

That sounds like something from Ren and Stimpy. "All Kids Love Log", after all.

#15

Posted by: ej Author Profile Page | July 2, 2006 4:02 PM

I entered Christian and got "There's no wrong way to eat a Christian."

#16

Posted by: beervolcano Author Profile Page | July 3, 2006 12:19 AM

I did "fascism" and this is what I got on the first go:
"Any Time, Any Place, Fascism."

And then, I s- you not, I typed in Jesus Christ and got:
"Washing Machines Live Longer With Jesus Christ."

There you have it.

#17

Posted by: bernarda Author Profile Page | July 3, 2006 2:11 AM

In relation to a previous subject at this site, I got these on atheism.

It's the Bright One, It's the Right One, That's Atheism.

The Future is Bright, The Future is Atheist.

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