It was rigged!
Category: Weirdness
Posted on: September 18, 2006 12:22 PM, by PZ Myers
I didn't even place in the Nerd-Off final tally!
I guess I'm just too suave and ept.
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Category: Weirdness
Posted on: September 18, 2006 12:22 PM, by PZ Myers
I didn't even place in the Nerd-Off final tally!
I guess I'm just too suave and ept.
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Comments
I'm so sorry to hear that.
Perhaps you should be more open about marketing your squid-proof pocket protectors?
Posted by: Stanton | September 18, 2006 12:46 PM
So "ept" is a word now? Damn, PZ, you just got couth coming out all your orifices!
Posted by: RavenT | September 18, 2006 1:16 PM
Must've been that topless photo...
Posted by: Orange | September 18, 2006 2:02 PM
According to the dic built into OS X:
ORIGIN mid 16th cent.(in the sense [not apt, unsuitable] ): from Latin ineptus, from in- 'not' + aptus (see apt ).
Posted by: Hans Derycke | September 18, 2006 2:20 PM
What I meant was, that's the entry for "inept".
PZ is obviously "too suave and apt."
Posted by: Hans Derycke | September 18, 2006 2:22 PM
No, there was a poem once about someone being "ept and ert."
Posted by: Monado | September 18, 2006 2:47 PM
Gloss
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I know a little man both ept and ert.
An intro--? an extro--? No, he's just a vert.
Shevelled and couth and kempt, pecunious, ane,
Gus unage trudes upon the ceptive brain.
When life turns sipid and the mind is traught,
The spirit soars as I would sist it ought.
Chalantly then, like any gainly goof
My digent self is sertive, choate, loof.
--David McCord (1897 - 1997)
Posted by: Monado | September 18, 2006 2:55 PM
Sorry, for "Gus unage" read "His image"!
Posted by: Monado | September 18, 2006 2:58 PM
A lot of people confuse nerds with wimps. You're not wimpy, so maybe that's why you didn't place....SH
Posted by: Scott Hatfield | September 18, 2006 3:01 PM
PZ is neither a nerd or a wimp, he's a GEEK! There is a difference folks. ;^)
Posted by: Mena | September 18, 2006 4:19 PM
Mmmm. Fresh chicken heads.
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September 18, 2006 4:31 PM
I was rooting for you and Orac, but that stick with the lines and numbers on it says Mark wins.
Posted by: Bronze Dog | September 18, 2006 5:55 PM
Cursed be the scurvy knave who Diebolded ye! (I just viewed the pirate language lesson before writing this. I hope you can tell, PZ. Oh yeah, ARRR!)
Posted by: John | September 18, 2006 11:15 PM