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Braaaaains

This is a gross violation of my expectations: the Halloween edition of The Synapse doesn’t even once crack a zombie joke. I was terribly disappointed.

At least it does serve up a nice platter of brains.

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Comments

  1. #1 Bro. Bartleby
    October 31, 2006

    The classic zombie joke from the movie, “The Ghost Breakers”…

    Scientist: “A zombie has no will of his own. You see them sometimes, walking around blindly, with dead eyes, following orders, not knowing what they do, not caring.”

    Bob Hope: “You mean like Democrats?”

  2. #2 grendelkhan
    October 31, 2006

    Favorite zombie joke:

    What do vegan zombies eat? Graaaaaaainsss…

  3. #3 Mnemosyne
    October 31, 2006

    Here’s a link to Alton Brown’s instructions on how to make a panna cotta in the shape of a brain (complete with raspberry sauce). Tasty and disturbing, all at once!

    http://tinyurl.com/6srz3

  4. #4 Mnemosyne
    October 31, 2006

    Aha! When I followed the link, I realized that Steve’s brain receipe is adapted from Alton’s.

    I can see a pomegranate glaze being tastier than the original cranberry (not raspberry, as I mistakenly said).

  5. #5 B. Dewhirst
    October 31, 2006

    mmm, Kuru…

  6. #6 llewelly
    October 31, 2006

    mmm, Kuru…

    ha ha ha

    ha ha haha ha haha ha ha

    hey!

    ha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha ha

    help!

    ha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha ha

    I can’t stop

    ha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha haha ha ha

  7. #7 raincoaster
    November 2, 2006

    Grendelkhan, I totally stole your joke. Hilarious!

    Anybody seen the zombie blog? Got to be your blog o’ the day at least once a year!

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