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Chopra, go play with Steve Irwin's ghost on the astral plane
Category: Skepticism • Weirdness
Posted on: November 14, 2006 3:31 PM, by PZ Myers
This could be a lively free-for-all: we've got one commenter who was visited by Steve Irwin's ghost, another who believes in astral projection, and now Deepak Chopra claims to have 'proof' of an afterlife. I think that, by the mystic Rule of Threes, that requires that I respond, so let's take a look at Chopra's seven pieces of evidence for an afterlife.
1. Near-death experiences. Thousands of patients have died, almost always from heart attacks, and then been resuscitated who experience some aspect of the afterlife. One Dutch study put the percentage at around 20% of all such cases. Amazingly, these patients were brain dead, showing no electrical activity in the cortex while they were dead. Yet they experienced sights and sounds, met deceased relatives, felt deep emotions, etc.
NDEs are utterly meaningless. Humans are good at interpolating and constructing mental experiences to fill in gaps; when someone dies and is resuscitated, all we have are accounts generated after the fact of what happened. Also, Chopra's second point actually invalidates his first claim.
2. Near-death experiences in traditional cultures. The most famous of these are the delogs of Tibet, people who die and come back to life with detailed descriptions of the Bardo, the intricate Buddhist realm of heavens and hells.
Whereas Americans who die confabulate memories of meeting family and Jesus. Isn't it obvious that this is a culture-dependent 'memory' generated by dreams of wish-fulfillment?
3. Children who remember their past lives have now been studied in detail at the Univ. of Virginia. In some of the most striking cases, the child was born with a birthmark that matched the way he had died in the previous life (for example, entry and exit wounds from a bullet). The number of cases is now over 2,500.
This is the Stevenson bunk. It's simply not credible, and the investigator has the same supernaturalist biases Chopra has. And can someone please explain how an immaterial spirit transports the damage from its previous physical body to a birthmark in its new body?
4. Evidence of mind outside the brain. If consciousness is created by brain chemistry, there is little likelihood of a conscious afterlife. However, many intriguing experiments now exist to show that a person's thoughts can move beyond the brain. Besides the various experiments in telepathy and 'remote viewing,' which are much more credible than skeptics will admit, there is a replicated study from the engineering department at Princeton in which ordinary people could will a computer to generate a certain pattern of numbers. They did this through thought alone, having no contact with the machine itself.
His evidence for duality is telepathy and remote viewing, a couple of phenomena which have not held up under any kind of scientific scrutiny?
The random number stuff is an exaggerated version of the Princeton Engineering Anomalies Research experiments. They showed that ordinary people couldn't do what he claims, but one person who was not only a participant but also a researcher in the work could somehow be responsible for the bulk of the positive hits. I don't think it shows any mysterious mental powers; I suspect something more mundane.
5. In the area of information theory, a rising body of evidence suggests that Nature preserves data in the form of information fields. The most basic units of creation, such as quarks and gravity, may be interrelated through information that cannot be created or destroyed, only recombined into new patterns. If this is true, then it may be that what we call the soul is a complex package of information that survives death as well as precedes birth.
New Age quantum crap. This is not evidence, this is Chopra waving his hands and babbling.
6. Then there are mysteries that no scientific theory can explain without consciousness. Foremost among these is consciousness itself. Inside the brain a hundred billion neurons register chemical and electrical signals. The brain contains no sights, sounds, smells, or tastes. It is a dark, semi-solid mass about the consistency of cold oatmeal. And yet this conglomeration of inert atoms somehow produces the entire visible, tangible world. If this metamorphosis can be explained, then we may find out how the brain might create subtler worlds, the kind traditionally known as heaven. If the secret lies not in brain chemistry but in awareness itself, the afterlife may turn out to be an extension of our present life, not a faraway mystical world.
Maybe Chopra's brain is like cold oatmeal and is made up of inert atoms, but mine isn't. I do believe we can now diagnose his problem.
Again, this isn't evidence for anything. Chopra has merely made up an improbable rationale, and is now asking us all to assume it is correct.
Note the weird game he plays, too. The brain isn't an organ that responds to stimuli from the external world, oh no…it creates the world. That's more New Age nonsense.
7. Finally, there are traditions of spirituality--going far beyond organized religion--that tell us about consciousness from the viewpoint of wisdom. Science isn't the only valid way to extract knowledge from nature. The ancient Vedic rishis of India provided a clear, coherent worldview that fits perfectly into advanced concepts from quantum theory. The merging of wisdom and science has much to offer.
A New Age triple whammy: ancient, revealed wisdom + quantum abuse + a claim that his view is a synthesis of science and mysticism. Nope, sorry, Deepak old boy…there isn't a speck of science in what you say.
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I blame biologists. Surely one of them had the opportunity to flunk Chopra early in his academic endeavors?
;-)
Posted by: Russell | November 14, 2006 3:41 PM
I've been enjoying the religious nonsense displayed at the WFMU "Beware of the Blog" entry "Holy Laughter: Getting Drunk on Jesus". If there was ever a more potent display of how religion can make stupid people believe ANYTHING, I'd be amazed. Check it out at: http://blog.wfmu.org/freeform/2006/11/holy_laughter_g.html
Posted by: Daephex | November 14, 2006 3:44 PM
Dr Chopra is a medical doctor?
Posted by: Stanton | November 14, 2006 3:56 PM
If my brain was just a lump of cold oatmeal, how could it hurt so much after reading this chopped chard compelled me to slam it against my keyboard?
Posted by: Steviepinhead | November 14, 2006 3:58 PM
That's because, while the brain, itself, has no sensory nerves with which to feel pain with, the flesh surrounding the skull in which our oatmeal is contained within, along with the skull itself, do have sensory nerves that can and do feel pain.
Posted by: Stanton | November 14, 2006 4:01 PM
What is it with New Agers and quantum mechanics? It's obvious they don't know the first thing about it -- they probably couldn't even explain how the particle/wave duality of light manifests in a two-slit interference experiment, and they'd faint dead away if they had to do anything with probability density functions -- but for some reason they pretend to understand what all of those fancy quantum mechanical terms and concepts mean.
Are they consciously lying, or do they honestly think that reading a few pages of Popular Quantum Mechanics For Dummies gives them a better understanding of quantum mechanics than real physicists?
Posted by: Peter Scott | November 14, 2006 4:01 PM
Sure, Deep, just go and insult all of our intelligences by loudly trumpeting the same crap we could get from such authoritative research and journalistic organs as Sightings.
Posted by: Joshua | November 14, 2006 4:02 PM
This is a pretty basic part of the charlatan repertoire. They need to find something that very few people really understand in order to claim that it says whatever they want it to say.
See also: 2nd law of thermodynamics.
Posted by: Millimeter Wave | November 14, 2006 4:06 PM
Duality of mind seems to be a pre-requisite for most (if not all) religions. It's an easy sell.
Posted by: jeffw | November 14, 2006 4:11 PM
Thanks, Stanton.
Next time I read one of Deep Choss's "hypotheses," I'll have to remember to first expose the oatmeal, before slamming it...
Posted by: Steviepinhead | November 14, 2006 4:13 PM
Yes, unfortunately.
I'm so embarrassed.
Posted by: Orac | November 14, 2006 4:14 PM
Unfortunately, it's not just far-out whacko nutsjobs like Deepak here who disseminate Near Death Experience mumbo jumbo; it's also closer to home nutjobs. I remember reading Lee Strobel's horrible The Case for a Creator. The last chapter was an interview with JP Moreland of the Disco Institute about consciousness separate from the brain, using NDEs and other such crap.
Posted by: King Aardvark | November 14, 2006 4:15 PM
Um, has anybody ever recovered from brain death... ever? I'm no expert, but the complete and irreversible cessation of brain activity seems like a rather big hurdle to overcome on the 'road to recovery'...
Posted by: j.t.delaney | November 14, 2006 4:16 PM
Btw, "Princeton Engineering Anomalies Research" (PEAR) is not "the engineering department at Princeton", although I suspect they chose their name so that people would think so.
Posted by: Skeptico | November 14, 2006 4:17 PM
Snakes on an astral plane!
Posted by: quork | November 14, 2006 4:18 PM
I like how he states that those 20% of cardiac arrest victims had "no electrical brain activity" - how did he get that?
It is VERY unusual to have a patient getting EEG monitoring unless they have a seizure disorder or, more commonly, pseudoseizures. I have never seen an arrest victim with EEG leads on.
Posted by: DrSteve | November 14, 2006 4:18 PM
I thought "we" (that is, one of you, not me) figured out last time around that "Doc" ChochFullOfIt had graduated from medical school someplace sometime, but was not currently licensed to practice medicine in whatever astral state he inhabits, and had not been licensed to practice medicine in quite some time?
So "doctor" he may be by courtesy, but practicing M.D., huh-uh.
Posted by: Steviepinhead | November 14, 2006 4:22 PM
I read a book on the psychology of deceit. I learned that people (of all intellectual capacities) lie for a lot of different reasons, and sometimes for no reason at all. If they get debunked and exposed somewhere, they go elsewhere. You just can't make Deepak admit that he's lying. You can only make him go away.
Posted by: Koray | November 14, 2006 4:25 PM
According to this source, Chopra has been a New Age entreprenuer in California for roughly the last 15 years:
http://www.watchman.org/profile/choprapro.htm.
This bio-fisking of Chopra notes "that Chopra declined to apply for a California medical license, and he no longer engages in clinical practice," citing a Time Magazine article (June 24, 1996, p. 68).
Posted by: Steviepinhead | November 14, 2006 4:33 PM
The brain contains no sights, sounds, smells, or tastes. It is a dark, semi-solid mass about the consistency of cold oatmeal.
Deepak's brain tastes like dog shit.
Posted by: Aylmer | November 14, 2006 4:35 PM
Just on a point of language, many reasonable (non-theist, non-magic believing) folk would say that the brain (not "mind", at least when being exact) does create the world that each individual knows. Of course they don't deny that the brain responds to stimuli from the external world, however "responding" to the world is not necessarily synonymous with "producing colored representations", for instance, of that world.
I'm saying that I do agree with PZ's response to Chopra, I only desire that all who might say that the brain "creates the world" mean what Chopra means by it. They (we) might only mean that the brain constructs models of the world according to its own possibilities, rather than according to the possibilities which lie beyond the brain (even if the two are interrelated), which in part underlies our ability to create within the world.
Carry on.
Glen D
http;//tinyurl.com/b8ykm
Posted by: Glen Davidson | November 14, 2006 4:39 PM
How would you know? ;-)
Posted by: Orac | November 14, 2006 4:40 PM
Remote gustation.
Posted by: PZ Myers | November 14, 2006 4:44 PM
Chopra sez:
Apparently, our boy Deepra is still amazed that grandma doesn't actually live in the telephone.
Posted by: Blake Stacey | November 14, 2006 4:45 PM
Amazing people believe this stuff...some NDEs suggest something like what we might think is (our idea of) the afterlife, but most are unrecognizable. The most reasonable interpretation of what we know about NDEs is that they're caused by the brain dealing with unusual circumstances, including lack of oxygen.
#3, the one about children "remembering" things about past lives that seem to explain a birthmark or something, reminds me of how the Elephant Man got his nickname. He explained his condition by saying that an elephant had escaped from a traveling zoo and frightened his mother while she was pregnant with him. There's no evidence that a traveling zoo visited the area they lived in while he was in the womb; it was merely an explanation cooked up after the fact. The same, it seems, applies to #3.
Posted by: Leon | November 14, 2006 4:46 PM
You know, skeptical bloggers could make a blogging career out of nothing but fisking Choprawoo, but it's almost too easy.
Heck, it is too easy, particularly when he starts invoking PEAR.
Posted by: Orac | November 14, 2006 4:47 PM
"quantum abuse"
I like that.
Posted by: khan | November 14, 2006 4:51 PM
corrected from post my post above:
"I'm saying that I do agree with PZ's response to Chopra, I only desire that it be understood that all who might say that the brain "creates the world" don't necessarily mean what Chopra means by it."
Glen D
http://tinyurl.com/b8ykm
Posted by: Glen Davidson | November 14, 2006 4:56 PM
If the brain creates the world, as Chopra seems to imply, that only leaves one option: from his perspective, his brain is creating all of us. Either that or my brain is creating him. In that case, I apologize.
Posted by: colluvial | November 14, 2006 4:58 PM
Connie Willis' novel Passage, despite the unfortunately woo-ish title, is a rather nice non-dualist, non-theological examination of the NDE phenomenon. And there's a nice sad bit too.
Posted by: RedMolly | November 14, 2006 5:02 PM
Chopra also sez:
Aha, Vediwoo!
It is unfortunate that the undoubted scientific and technological achievements of ancient India -- advanced mathematics, the construction of sophisticated cities all the way back in Dravidian times, and so forth -- are tossed aside in favor of this mystic claptrap. How, pray tell, did the ancient Vedic sages figure out this amazing worldview of theirs which fits so well with quantum theory? They certainly didn't have the laboratory equipment to measure the charge of the electron, conduct neutron-scattering experiments, test the photoelectric effect or do any of the other things which led to modern quantum physics. They just knew, Chopra tells us.
I'm sorry, but that is not a supportable assertion.
This notion of "Vedic science" is nothing more than the Indian answer to creationism. Try to force ancient mysticism together with modern science, and one of them will break. To quote the sociologist Meera Nanda,
Nanda's book Prophets Facing Backward comes highly recommended by Alan Sokal and Daniel Dennett, by the way.
Posted by: Blake Stacey | November 14, 2006 5:05 PM
On the subject of near-death experiences, I highly recommend Keith Augustine's "Hallucinatory Near-Death Experiences" at the Secular Web. Keith has recently revised and updated this paper.
Posted by: Jim Lippard | November 14, 2006 5:06 PM
My pet bunny has a brain like cold oatmeal too. She sure seems to create a huge world of smells and sounds in it, too. I wish I knew where she kept her soul in that tiny skull of hers.
Posted by: Zuckerfrosch | November 14, 2006 5:08 PM
"And yet this conglomeration of inert atoms somehow produces the entire visible, tangible world."
Mmhmm, mmhmm. And blind people just have fucked up brains. Yessir.
Posted by: JD | November 14, 2006 5:09 PM
While we're on the subject of the after-life: am I the only one to notice that in The End of Faith, Sam Harris claims there is evidence for psychic phenomena and reincarnation? And that he cites as source Rupert Sheldrake?
I opened the book expecting to disagree with him about some of his assertions -- but I certainly wasn't expecting that!
Posted by: Steve Watson | November 14, 2006 5:09 PM
Hey, Chopra's right in one area. A person's thoughts *can* move beyond the brain, by means of super^Wnatural things called `muscles'.
(Unfortunately that doesn't help you manipulate a computer into generating random numbers, unless of course you use the `muscles' to `reprogram' said computer.)
(This has now reminded me of Egan's _Quarantine_...)
Posted by: Nix | November 14, 2006 5:13 PM
I think PZ's phrase "quantum abuse" might be even better rendered as "quantum self-abuse".
Posted by: Blake Stacey | November 14, 2006 5:13 PM
Whereas Americans who die confabulate memories of meeting family and Jesus. Isn't it obvious that this is a culture-dependent 'memory' generated by dreams of wish-fulfillment?
Yeah, this one has always seemed like a real no-brainer. When American evangelicals start waking up from the operating table with vivid, intricate memories of the Tibetan Bardo, then I'll take notice.
Unless we've got some kind of Discworldish "Everyone gets what they expect" afterlife in place.
Posted by: Anton Mates | November 14, 2006 5:33 PM
While we're on the subject of the after-life: am I the only one to notice that in The End of Faith, Sam Harris claims there is evidence for psychic phenomena and reincarnation? And that he cites as source Rupert Sheldrake?
Feel free to call shenanigans on this since I've only read Harris' interviews, but it seems to me that he's basically a liberal Buddhist; he only positions himself as anti-religious because Buddhism isn't "religion", it's True.
(Not True in the Christian/Islamic "You'll go to hell if you don't believe this" sense, mind. But Harris certainly seems to believe Buddhism happens to have an exceptionally accurate understanding of the world. And he's much more open to Buddhist-associated supernaturalism than to that associated with any other religion.)
Posted by: Anton Mates | November 14, 2006 5:37 PM
Quoth Chopra:
This is totally true! I was at one of these experiment facilities just today. They had the thoughts of literally thousands of people -- some of them dead for thousands of years -- on display. They used this bizarre technology called "language" to transfer thoughts into these receptacles called "books." I was blown away!
Posted by: stand | November 14, 2006 5:45 PM
It's become a cliche, I guess, but I've never heard a better or more succinct statement on the issue: Saying the personality survives death is like saying that 60 MPH survives the car crash.
Posted by: Greg Peterson | November 14, 2006 5:52 PM
I wonder how many of Deepak Chopra's "followers" are aware that he drinks his own urine........
Posted by: anomalous4 | November 14, 2006 5:54 PM
When did he start doing that?
Posted by: Warren | November 14, 2006 5:56 PM
Do you ever get the urge to start a new "religion" with off-the-wall "mysteries", use classic brain-washing techniques in order to suck in the rich & gullible, work hard at amassing adherents, then abruptly appear in a clown suit on nationwide TV and yell "April Fool!"? Or is it just me?
Posted by: DominEditrix | November 14, 2006 6:16 PM
And I hate to nit-pick, but, given that Irwin died at sea, shouldn't he be on an astral boat, not an astral plane?
Posted by: DominEditrix | November 14, 2006 6:21 PM
Information fields? Chopra's a gasbag, of course, but there is a sense in which there are information fields out there: tree rings, for example, contain climatological information. Remember, ID types are always attempting to use information theory against evolution, and I like to counter that argument by pointing out that the increase in information comes from the environment.
Unlike Chopra, however, this model of an information theory doesn't violate the 2nd Law, but is in fact to some degree dependent upon it....SH
Posted by: Scott Hatfield | November 14, 2006 6:43 PM
The brain's electrical signals do propagate into space. They do not travel forever though, as their energy is absorbed and utilized when intersecting with other mass/energy. It's basically the radiation principle.
Clearly this proves heaven is real. Clearly.
Posted by: Alex | November 14, 2006 6:47 PM
On monday I argued with someone that the soul doesn't weigh 21 grams and that the creation myths of various cultures are mutually exclusive. Now today I get to read a bunch of new age gobbledygook that is amazingly similar to explanations given in comic books. Let's just hope Dr. Chopra doesn't find some way to draw power from the ley lines of the earth to manipulate the unified field. He'd be unstoppable!
I shudder to think what stupidity I will trip over tomorrow.
Does he actually belive in the astral plane?
Posted by: commissarjs | November 14, 2006 6:52 PM
Funny, but (anectdotal evidence, sorry) when my Dad "died" twice a few years back, he didn't get any of that nifty NDE stuff. The first one, he just remembers a fade to black. He didn't even realize the second one happened (it occurred while he was still unconscious from the first). No heaven, no hell, no dead relatives, no "light at the end of the tunnel," no Jesus-in-a-bathrobe, definitely no Bardo. Nada. Anything to do with his being one of the most a-religious people I know? He doesn't call himself an atheist as I do, but he's awfully darned close to it. Besides, ol' Deepak should be concerned,; if he's accepting that the Tibetan Buddhists are "dying" and experiencing Bardo, doesn't that mean his whole Veda/Hindu shtick is wrong?
Posted by: Bryn | November 14, 2006 6:52 PM
Of course, part of the trick of charlatanism is to use a single grain of truth. And there is one in there: the current best guess *is* that quantum information can neither be created nor destroyed (and it's pretty much a dead cert that holographic principle or no holographic principle it's not destroyed outside black holes).
The trick is that quantum information not being destroyed doesn't say anything about its not being fuzzed into near-unintelligibility by entropy.
e.g. if I drop a nuclear weapon on my workplace (vapourizing St. Paul's Cathedral in the process, but also wiping out a vast pile of nasty software that I've helped perpetrate: I'm sure the world would applaud in the end), the quantum information that once comprised St. Paul's Cathedral, my workplace, the nasty software I work on during the day and so forth is not destroyed. But all that means is that given complete information (a snapshot of the explosion and everything within its light cone) it is *theoretically* possible to recover the state of every particle before the explosion.
It doesn't mean that people will be admiring St. Paul's anymore, nor that any of the poor people who just got vapourised in my drive to rid the world of my software will be doing any thinking. They're plasma in the heart of a nuclear fireball, and that's notably bad at thinking.
The leap from `quantum information is neither created nor destroyed' to `ooh, maybe there is a soul' is quite the longest and most stretchy leap I've seen in some time. The creationists could learn from this long-jumper.
Posted by: Nix | November 14, 2006 6:53 PM
Chicken-Vindaloo-for-Brains is a complete moron and a con artist of the worst kind.
Dead is dead.
Anyone wanting to be entertained by clever thoughts about consciousness in relation to the world should read Bishop Berkeley. The good Bishop's ideas are much more thought-provoking than those spewed forth by DumbFuck Deepak.
Posted by: George | November 14, 2006 6:59 PM
George, I beg you not to connect "Chicken Vindaloo" and DC's brain, as it is an insult to fine cuisine. "Haggis for brains", on the other hand...
Posted by: DominEditrix | November 14, 2006 7:24 PM
I like how he states that those 20% of cardiac arrest victims had "no electrical brain activity" - how did he get that?
It is VERY unusual to have a patient getting EEG monitoring unless they have a seizure disorder or, more commonly, pseudoseizures. I have never seen an arrest victim with EEG leads on.
The same place he gets all the rest of his 'information': he pulls it out of his ass...tral plane.
Posted by: Kansas Anarchist | November 14, 2006 7:29 PM
My apologies to DrSteve for my bad use of tags. The second paragraph above is his, as well.
Posted by: Kansas Anarchist | November 14, 2006 7:38 PM
The consciousness thing is the one that gets me:
"I don't know what the fuck consciousness is. Therefore, it must be made of faeries!"
I mean, seriously. If you can't even describe the what the _problem_ is, how can you claim that science can't explain it? Imagine that magical fruity souland does exist. Can you demonstrate that IT can explain what consciousness is or how it works? Nope. At least with ID you can sort of see how an ID could do the things necessary to create design. Things like free will, consciousness, etc. : you can't explain how those things work any better than science even if I allow you all the magical spiritual whatsits you want.
Posted by: plunge | November 14, 2006 8:02 PM
The Holy Laughter reminds of a paperback I read in college that recommended laughing as a meditation technique. It was by the not-yet-infamous Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh, whose cult later melted down spectacularly when some of his followers poisoned a salad bar. (Religion and terrorism? Say it isn't so!)
Anyway, Rajneesh's steps to achieve relaxation and stress relief actually sounded reasonably unlikely to be harmful, if a bit undignified. I never tried to experimentally validate them (it was disappointingly tame for the title Meditation and the Art of Ecstasy that made me pick it up), but it wouldn't surprise me if, stripped of all the woo, they could actaully be used for that purpose.
Could be fun at parties, especially with a margarita or two first. Feel the tension melt!
And I ask you, wouldn't it be a little hard for the fundies to take themselves quite so damn seriously if they were jumping up and down shouting hoo hoo?
Posted by: melior | November 14, 2006 8:11 PM
You 'scientists' tell us that we humans use only...what....7% of our brains? 4%? That includes scientists. So, again, I ask, how can anyone know, for sure, what happens after this life?
You scientists are supposed to have open minds, are you not?
Many of the comments disparriage differing viewpoints...and that smells of fear. Fear of being wrong. Fear of different cultures. Fear of different races.
Also, I don't need to point out, that scientists are constantly revising 'theories' based on new discoveries.
How many of you have been to India? Is all the knowledge you have accrued from books?
Academia is a very insular.
What's that line, open your minds and your hearts will follow.
(Is this what you had in mind, PZ...a little bit of controversy?)
Posted by: bibi | November 14, 2006 8:17 PM
Nothing Deepak can do or so is remotely as interesting as Hiroyuki Nishigaki's brilliant, "How to Good-Bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?"
http://www.amazon.com/How-Good-Bye-Depression-Constrict-Effective/dp/0595094724
I think constricting anus 100 times and denting navel 100 times in succession everyday is effective to good-bye depression and take back youth. You can do so at a boring meeting or in a subway. I have known 70-year-old man who has practiced it for 20 years. As a result, he has good complexion and has grown 20 years younger. His eyes sparkle. He is full of vigor, happiness and joy. He has neither complained nor born a grudge under any circumstance. Furthermore, he can make love three times in succession without drawing out.
In addition, he also can have burned a strong beautiful fire within his abdomen. It can burn out the dirty stickiness of his body, release his immaterial fiber or third attention which has been confined to his stickiness. Then, he can shoot out his immaterial fiber or third attention to an object, concentrate on it and attain happy lucky feeling through the success of concentration.
If you don't know concentration which gives you peculiar pleasure, your life looks like a hell.
Eat your fucking heart out, Deepak.
Posted by: Great White Wonder | November 14, 2006 8:17 PM
[blockquote]Evidence of mind outside the brain. If consciousness is created by brain chemistry, there is little likelihood of a conscious afterlife. However, many intriguing experiments now exist to show that a person's thoughts can move beyond the brain. Besides the various experiments in telepathy and 'remote viewing,' which are much more credible than skeptics will admit, there is a replicated study from the engineering department at Princeton in which ordinary people could will a computer to generate a certain pattern of numbers. They did this through thought alone, having no contact with the machine itself.[/blockquote]
I do NMR spectroscopy. Our data is often a signal averaged set of many individual transients, in which the signal is mixed with a high level of random noise. For the first really significant result I got as a grad. student, we averagted nearly a million transients to get a spectrum. I was sitting there watching it average pretty much the whole time. Had it been possible for the human brain to affect random noise, I would certainly have gotten a signal in the spectrum at the point I expected it; a mere 0.1% biasing of the noise at one point in the spectrum would have created a beautiful line. In fact, the real signal was split into a doublet, and shifted about 20 ppm downfield from where I expected. (And it's been reproduced by others, so I didn't do it :-)).
If there were anything to what Chopra says, then signal averaging would be impossible without some way of 'blinding' the investigator.
Posted by: Gerard Harbison | November 14, 2006 8:28 PM
Yes, he does. It's mostly in the last chapter. It was very jarring after the rest of his book and left me scratching my head.
Posted by: Orac | November 14, 2006 8:28 PM
"Yet I wrote the book for a second reason connected to faith: to offer consolation to the multitude of people who fear death."
I think I hate fools like Deepak almost more than the Pope and his buddies in the Vaticon. Deepak is not pointing to a Jesus or a God as the source of solace, he's pointing to himself. Look at me, Deepak, I have the answers. Buy my books! Me, me, me.
Enough! The world doesn't need any more fantasy freaks and screwballs who go all soft about what happens after death.
If more people would realize that dead is dead is dead, there would be a lot less tolerance (or so I like to hope) for the fucked up things people do in this world.
Our immature, egomaniacal species is destroying the planet because it doesn't want to face facts, and all Deepak can do is spew mindless claptrap designed to make people feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
Posted by: George | November 14, 2006 8:30 PM
Bravo! Nothing quite has the impact of scare quotes around the word scientists if you're looking for credibility.
Posted by: melior | November 14, 2006 8:44 PM
It's been done already. Sadly, L. Ron died before he could spring the gag...
Posted by: Millimeter Wave | November 14, 2006 8:45 PM
Deepak Chopra's form of "science" appeals strongly to the many people who think science means "verify through experience." The fact that the scientists themselves are not impressed with the level of evidence means nothing -- this is all about personal validation, and being able to overlay it with just enough scientific veneer to think that spirituality is now consistent with and supported by reason.
Like Blake Stacey, Meera Nanda is one of my personal heroes. I actually got her "Prophets Facing Backwards" book in my Christmas stocking one year (how cool is that?) She writes on postmodernism and the so-called convergence of Hindu mysticism and modern science. Debunking Eastern forms of "holistic" science not only addresses New Agers like Chopra, it also seems to explain some of the higher, vaguer forms of traditional theism as well.
Posted by: Sastra | November 14, 2006 8:45 PM
Well, I guess if I die and experience Bardo(t) (younger, not quite so fanatic, Bridget version) I could handle it.
For a little while.
But really, having to handle ANYTHING, bardo or no bardot, eternally, ineffable bliss or no ineffable bliss, sounds not just boring, but hellaciously infinitely suicidally boring.
Why do these people thing they want that? Have they really thought about it, for more than, um, a little while?
Posted by: Steviepinhead | November 14, 2006 8:47 PM
You 'scientists' tell us that we humans use only...what....7% of our brains? 4%? That includes scientists. So, again, I ask, how can anyone know, for sure, what happens after this life?
Total urban myth, probably good you had that in quotations. Just typing this message required cortical activity across the brain.
Posted by: melatonin | November 14, 2006 8:49 PM
Posted by: Bronze Dog | November 14, 2006 9:31 PM
Kerry Packer, Australia's richest man till he died for good last year. He had a heart attack in 1990 and was dead for 6 minutes. In a interview afterwards he said
EMMA ALBERICI: They say there are only two certainties in life - death and taxes. But Kerry Packer believed he could beat both. He returned from the dead in 1990 following a heart attack on the polo field, which left him without a pulse for six minutes.
KERRY PACKER: You want the good news or the bad news?
RAY MARTIN: Give us the good news.
KERRY PACKER: The good news is there is no devil. The bad news is there no heaven.
RAY MARTIN: Is that right?
KERRY PACKER: Yeah, there's nothing.
Good response I thought.
Then he went halves with the NSW Gov for difibrillators 'Packer Whackers' to be put into ambulances.
Haven't they shown many times that pilots in those fast, spiny thingys have NDE's? Time to move on Depak.
Posted by: coz | November 14, 2006 9:35 PM
Actually, we all use all of our brains all of the time. We don't always use them well, but that's part and parcel of being human. The story that we only use 10% (or whatever figure you pick) probably started with Dale Carnegie, the guy who wrote How to Win Friends and Influence People. It's a motivational ploy, sort of like "be all you can be" or "there's no I in team". It's true that we seldom live up to our full potential, but to dress this commonly known fact up with figures and percentage points is just wrong. It's not science; it's not even really meaningful.
Ironically, the main result of stock phrases like "we only use 10% of our brains" is to let people speak and write without thinking.
Sastra wrote:
Hooray, I'm somebody's hero! Oh, wait, I'm just the victim of a misplaced modifier. Sigh. ;-)
To answer your question, though, it's very cool. I found my way to Meera Nanda via Alan "the joke's on you, lit crit" Sokal, and in particular his essay "Pseudoscience and Postmodernism: Antagonists or Fellow-Travelers?" (PDF link). It's a good piece of writing.
Posted by: Blake Stacey | November 14, 2006 9:37 PM
I recall reading in a critique of NDEs from the CSICOP crew that they had never been verified to have happened to a person who actually had no brain activity, i.e., was brain dead, contrary to what Deepak claims. Even if they were, pinning down that the NDE happened during that interval, and not say immediately after it ended and recovery began, would be tricky business indeed.
Deepak merely sees what he wishes to see, on which ironically enough, I think he would agree with me.
Posted by: MarkP | November 14, 2006 9:49 PM
bibi: (Assuming that this wasn't facetious...)
Actually, the only people who have ever made that claim are pseudoscientists. The closest you'll find in the scientific literature is that not every area of our brains is heavily active all at the same time while working on a given task. Now, I certainly believe Deepak Chopra is using only 4-7% of HIS brain, but that's not typical of humanity as a whole.
Being open-minded is not the same as being blindly credulous. When a person is making claims that spectacularly contradict well-established scientific knowledge and utterly fails to marshal even a fraction of the evidential support needed to legitimize such a claim, it is entirely reasonable to reject their conclusions out of hand. The burden of proof is on the affirmative.
There is no fear, merely exasperation and incredulity. This is completely unambiguous. We are not "disparaging differing viewpoints," we are disparaging people who misuse scientific terminology while babbling in a fashion that contradicts the entirety of known science and offering no tangible proof of their claims--while also claiming that known science supports it. This is completely unambiguous. There is no fear of differing cultures or races here, merely observations that the loonies of different cultures tend towards slightly different patterns of lunacy than our own; the accusations of ethnocentrism and racism are completely specious and you know it. This is completely unambiguous.
What Chopra is describing is not "new discoveries" but subjective mysticism cloaked in superficially scientific idom, with a lack of tangible supporting evidence and a broad array of disingenuous and innaccurate statements offered in its place. No scientific theory has ever been revised on such laughably flimsy grounds.
A very insular what? And just how much firsthand knowledge of academia do you have, then?
Then it follows that if we uncritically fill our minds with garbage the same will happen to our hearts. That sounds unpleasant, if it's all the same to you.
Posted by: Azkyroth | November 14, 2006 10:04 PM
Bibi: Also, I don't need to point out, that scientists are constantly revising 'theories' based on new discoveries.
--As Keynes (the economist) observed when challenged to offer more reliable and enduring policy recommendations: "When the data change I change my mind. What do you do, Sir?"
Scientists actively seek discoveries; Bibi seems satiated. Who do you think will get closer to such truth as there is?
Posted by: thwaite | November 14, 2006 10:39 PM
Paraphrasing "Academia is very insular and we are full of fear of other races and cultures"....?
I guess that's why my academy has English, Germans, Australians, New Zealanders, Swedes, Indians, Chinese, Malaysians, Canadians, Ecuadorians, South Africans, Jews, Lebanese and even shock horror Americans.
The fear, loathing and resistance to new ideas is outside of the academy in my experience. If you make an outrageous assertion in public like Chopra be prepared to defend your ideas with reliable data.
Posted by: Nat | November 14, 2006 10:53 PM
NDEs are Near Death Experiences. Since death, by definition, is something from which you don't recover the victims were never actually dead.
There is another problem. Proponents claim that these experiences occur when there is no measurable electrical activity in the brain. But they don't know that. They could happen when the brain is just unconscious or semi-conscious before or after 'flatlining'.
Posted by: Ian H Spedding FCD | November 14, 2006 10:58 PM
These discussions are like dogs endlesslly chasing their own tails - not only do they raise infinitely more metaphysical questions than they answer (e.g. "Is consciousness an all-or-nothing thing?" "Do other species have it in lesser amounts?" "Did consciousness evolve relatively suddenly, or gradually?" "Are souls located in space?" "If so, where?" "If not, how can they influence matter that IS located in space (i.e. neurons)?" "Maybe souls are like numbers, they have an abstract existence?" "What can a soul do that a mind, created by physical brains, can't do?" "Can one fracture one's soul? What happens to the soul of a person who dies of Alzheimer's or CJD? Is their soul forever "impaired" in the afterlife? And if not, then how can a soul have much to do with a person's "essence" and memory in the first place, if behavior depends so much on the physical brain? How can THEY be said to have survived their brain's physical death?" etc etc) but also, no-one ever "proves" anything much, either way.. And in fact, logically, they CAN'T: souls/spirits/essences/ghosts/shades/boogeymen - or whatever you call them - if they exist, would be SUPERnatural, and therefore "beyond" evaluation, analysis, quantification, measurement, no matter how "objective"...even beyond discussion (since when humans discuss ANYTHING they necessarily do it "inside the box" of nature, of their own species' evoltuionary history, their own cutural imprinitng, their own biases). Anyway, isn't the whole point of the distinction between natural and supernatural, that both realms are NOT supposed to "overlap"? It's the same as wanting ID kept in places of worship, and evolution kept in science classes. OF COURSE Mr