Pharyngula

Reason #7 to vote for Pharyngula

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Yeah, I’m thinking of the kittens. I’m thinking real hard.

I was going to say, “Because if you don’t vote for me, I’m feeding the kittens to the Kraken,” but then I realized that the kind of people who’d vote for me would probably want me to feed the kittens to the Kraken. And then I realized it didn’t matter how anyone voted, because I was going to feed the kittens to the Kraken anyway. So what the heck. Kittens. Kraken. Kraken Chow. That’s the way it is. As the kittens must accept their fate, so must Phil.

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Vote for Pharyngula (and remember, you can vote every day!). Because the kittens won’t be spared whether you do or don’t.

P.S. I’m sure Respectful Insolence would love to have the endorsement of a kitty-grinding blog for Best Medical/Health Issues Blog. I’m holding out for the promise of a Hitler Zombie/EneMan crossover, though.

Comments

  1. #1 Ichthyic
    December 12, 2006

    And remember – Everytime you masturbate, god kills a kitten.

    then based on the fact that there are WAY too many domestic cats, I’d say that sperm cube might actually be a good motivational tool.

    get, er, whackin’, people!

  2. #2 Ichthyic
    December 12, 2006

    …and I give 50/50 odds of them using “Archatheist” instead of “archdarwinist”, and somwhere nearby would be a prominent claim of how ID has nothing to do with religion.

  3. #3 Torbjörn Larsson
    December 12, 2006

    Everytime you masturbate, god kills a kitten.

    On the contrary, no pussy will get sore.

    (Ducks from swinging tentacles.)

  4. #4 Ichthyic
    December 13, 2006

    And if anyone screams at me for spoiling a major plot point,/i>

    there was a plot to that movie?

    huh, I must have missed it.

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