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Animal sacrifices maim 1,400 inept Turks

The Associated Press
December 31, 2006
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ANKARA, Turkey (AP) - Over a thousand Turks spent the first day of the Muslim feast of Eid al-Adha in emergency wards on Sunday after stabbing themselves or suffering other injuries while sacrificing startled animals.
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