A useful syncretism
Category: Humor
Posted on: December 21, 2006 6:00 AM, by PZ Myers
He died for your sins so you can get presents.
He is Jesus the Christ, he's got a list and he's checking it twice.
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So, if the Bible is our sole source of knowledge about God's will, we have no way of knowing what to do in many moral situations.
C. Stephen Layman, The Shape of the Good: Christian Reflections on the Fondation of Ethics (Notre Dame, IN: University of Notre Dame, 1991), p. 42.
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Category: Humor
Posted on: December 21, 2006 6:00 AM, by PZ Myers
He died for your sins so you can get presents.
He is Jesus the Christ, he's got a list and he's checking it twice.
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Comments
Ho-Ho-Holy Ghost!
Merrrrrrry Crucifix!
Posted by: Scott Hatfield | December 21, 2006 6:12 AM
Parody video? I sure hope so!
Posted by: Moses | December 21, 2006 6:33 AM
jesus claus bunny.
Posted by: toomanytribbles | December 21, 2006 7:05 AM
Oh man that was entertaining.
Posted by: Mondo | December 21, 2006 7:37 AM
I'll be giving out some of these as Christmas presents:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v471/dcowan38/board_posts/6N-00299s1antiquecopper.jpg
Posted by: Evolving Squid | December 21, 2006 7:41 AM
Let's replace Santa Claus with the Jesus Bunny.
Posted by: Orc | December 21, 2006 7:51 AM
>Parody video? I sure hope so!
Hard to imagine how it could be anything else. Does *anyone* openly applaud commercialism swamping the "spiritual" aspect of Xmas?
Posted by: Dan K. | December 21, 2006 9:19 AM
They have lyrics posted on their website, www.sindestroyers.com. Lines like
Mary was hot and Joseph was lonely.
But Mary said a vision from God told you not to bone me.
clinch the fact that it's parody. (Any true Christian would know that it wasn't a vision and it wasn't God: it was the angel Gabriel who told Mary not to do the wild thing. Sheesh.)
Posted by: Billy | December 21, 2006 9:47 AM
How dare they blaspheme against Santa!
Bob
Posted by: Bob O'H | December 21, 2006 11:13 AM
Wow. Wow.
Every time I think the Christian f*cktards can't get more tasteless, they go ahead and surprise me all over again.
Good golly goobers, that was absolutely dreadful.
Posted by: Warren | December 21, 2006 12:28 PM
Jesus Christ Santa Claus. :-D
Posted by: Steven | December 21, 2006 2:07 PM
"Every time I think the Christian f*cktards can't get more tasteless, they go ahead and surprise me all over again."
Harrumph! The video is tasteless and silly, but IMHO, in a fun kind of way.
It's hard to tell, though, if the Sin Destroyers are a parody of a Christian band or are a Christian band with a strange sense of humor.
Posted by: J. J. Ramsey | December 21, 2006 7:44 PM
The Lite Brite says Slayer.
SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
Posted by: Todd Adamson | December 21, 2006 9:02 PM
Hip-hip-hooray for Jesus Claus!
Posted by: Tim McCormack | December 21, 2006 9:37 PM
Awsome!
If this is not a parody, I'll eat my own head.
Posted by: secularizer | December 22, 2006 1:34 AM
Atheists who did not grow up amongst the Christian Right often cannot separate Christian Right parody from reality.
As an atheist who did grow up amongst the Christian Right, let me point out the most obvious "it's parody" element to you...
THROUGHOUT THE VIDEO...
It has Jesus in a Santa outfit... on a green cross... flying around by flapping his arms like they're wings...
Hello??? Obvious parody.
Posted by: rycam | December 22, 2006 2:42 AM