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Category: Cephalopods • Humor
Posted on: January 25, 2007 2:57 PM, by PZ Myers
People are always asking me this question:

I swear, though, that I never, ever give them this answer…

Evolution, development, and random biological ejaculations from a godless liberal

PZ Myers is a biologist and associate professor at the University of Minnesota, Morris.
…and this is a pharyngula stage embryo.
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Category: Cephalopods • Humor
Posted on: January 25, 2007 2:57 PM, by PZ Myers
People are always asking me this question:

I swear, though, that I never, ever give them this answer…

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Comments
Well PZ, you wouldn't know it with all the cephalopontification. =P
And wouldn't ya know it, we're less than 12 hours from the next FC!
Posted by: BlueIndependent | January 25, 2007 3:18 PM
That would be hazardous - it might produce something like the tentacled creature pictured here:
http://www.madamedgar.com/en/2005/11/monster_teens.html
Posted by: Colugo | January 25, 2007 3:35 PM
That's some great artwork, for all its simplicity. I like the way the kid's shoulders slump in the last panel.
Posted by: junk science | January 25, 2007 3:54 PM
Nobody wants a beakjob.
Posted by: Mark | January 25, 2007 3:55 PM
"People are always asking me this question"...
They don't always call you "daddy" when they do, though, do they?
;-D
Posted by: Moody834 | January 25, 2007 3:56 PM
There are few occasions where blogs make one really Laugh Out Loud. This is one of them.
Posted by: Aerik | January 25, 2007 4:28 PM
See, I totally saw where the joke was going. But damn it if it didn't make me nearly laugh out loud at my office desk. Which would have been embarrasing.
Posted by: Kevin | January 25, 2007 4:44 PM
That might explain this creature recently spotted in Nevada.
Posted by: Curtis Cameron | January 25, 2007 6:08 PM
Sorry, this creature recently spotted in Nevada.
Posted by: Curtis Cameron | January 25, 2007 6:10 PM
You know, my first thoughts were of you when I first read that comic over at Explosm.
Posted by: Saint Gasoline | January 25, 2007 6:41 PM
Just make sure you hit up the condomari.
Posted by: JackGoff | January 26, 2007 1:04 AM
Huh? I don't get it. What's so strange about having sex with squids? It's not like they're Republicans.
Posted by: raincoaster | January 26, 2007 1:40 AM
I like the way the kid's shoulders slump in the last panel.
The kid's shoulders (entire body, in fact) are identical throughout; the change in the last panel is that the eyes lower.
Posted by: truth machine | January 26, 2007 2:05 AM
Funnily enough, I've had boiled squid that looked AND tasted like condoms!
Posted by: micheyd | January 26, 2007 10:09 AM
I don't have any fantasies about sex with boneless creatures. Although I've slept with a few...
Posted by: Sonja | January 26, 2007 10:16 AM
Sonja - your comment is even funnier than the cartoon.
Posted by: idahogie | January 26, 2007 11:38 AM
You know, I didn't open up the article until now, so for the last few days I thought the top two panels were all there was. And so I thought the joke was that he was demonstrating squid sex by holding out his arm....
Actually, I think it was funnier that way.
Posted by: Anton Mates | January 26, 2007 1:33 PM
Um, micheyd...
How do you know what a condom tastes like?
Wait, never mind. Don't answer that.
Posted by: Dan | January 26, 2007 1:48 PM
And all you libs laughed at us REAL Americans when we warned you about the slippery slope. Here it is, Man-on-Squid sex. Happy now?
See you on Judgement Day!11!!
Posted by: bpower | January 26, 2007 2:51 PM
Why Dan...**innocent blink**..just a guess!
Posted by: micheyd | January 27, 2007 12:38 PM