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Category: Humor
Posted on: February 15, 2007 12:39 PM, by PZ Myers
If you had a lonely Valentine's Day, it's my fault. I should have passed along these infallible Darwinian pick-up lines to you.
It's not too late, though…there's a weekend coming up, try them out and let us all know how it works out.
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Comments
I've forwarded the "skepchick" page URL to ALL my friends!
Posted by: G. Tingey | February 15, 2007 12:56 PM
HELP!!
PZ had posted about a list made of scientists who had a certain name or whose names started with a certain letter and who agreed with the theory of evolution as developed from Darwin's ideas.
I believe this was a refutation/satire of lists made by creationists trying to show how many scientist supporters they have (with lots of professors from Russia, Turkey, and the Ukraine).
I need a link to this list to refute an ID'er who is making a big deal out of their list of anti-evolutionists. THANKS.
Posted by: mirror | February 15, 2007 1:17 PM
I think #7 is damn clever.
Posted by: Vitis01 | February 15, 2007 1:18 PM
Mirror:
Try Project Steve.
Posted by: Blake Stacey | February 15, 2007 1:22 PM
mirror:
Project Steve
Posted by: JohnJB | February 15, 2007 1:23 PM
THANKS!!! with whipped cream and a cherry on top.
Posted by: mirror | February 15, 2007 1:28 PM
You're welcome!
Posted by: Blake Stacey | February 15, 2007 1:32 PM
Mmmm, whipped cream. . . .
Posted by: Blake Stacey | February 15, 2007 1:33 PM
My favorite was this one by Joshua:
Baby, I got just what you need: matching pairs of your beneficial but recessive alleles.
Posted by: melior | February 15, 2007 2:13 PM
These would totally work on me.
Posted by: Xocolotl | February 15, 2007 2:14 PM
Just call me helicase, cause I'd like to unzip your genes....
Posted by: Zuckerfrosch | February 15, 2007 4:56 PM
LOL!
And then I got the pun, too -- it's a quarter to 3 at night.
ROTFL!!!
Posted by: David Marjanović | February 15, 2007 8:47 PM
Ok, the helicase one would get me.
Posted by: Carlie | February 15, 2007 9:40 PM
How about this one; it worked for me 35 years ago and now I'm a grandfather;
"Baby, I'm not all that far removed; how about some wild monkey love that will shake the trees?"
Posted by: shyster | February 16, 2007 6:26 AM
It is inspiring to see educational blogs like this in the otherwise often boring scientific world.
Posted by: BirdAdvocate | February 16, 2007 7:10 AM
Just call me helicase, cause I'd like to unzip your genes....
Genius!
My own humble submission is one for mathematicians:
"Hey, Baby, I hope you're differentiable, because I'd love to be the tangent to your curves."
Posted by: Tristram Shandy | February 16, 2007 4:49 PM
LOL!
Posted by: David Marjanović | February 17, 2007 11:01 AM
This is fun, but wanna bet some irate bible thumper will use these "against" us? (I don't care, of course, since part of "our" message should be that sex is fun!)
Posted by: Keith Douglas | February 18, 2007 5:38 PM