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Posted on: March 15, 2007 4:54 PM, by PZ Myers
Isn't abstinence-only sex education wonderful?
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Category: Entertainment • Reproduction
Posted on: March 15, 2007 4:54 PM, by PZ Myers
Isn't abstinence-only sex education wonderful?
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Comments
I like how he compared abstinence-only sex education with "just hold it" potty training.
Posted by: joltvolta | March 15, 2007 5:21 PM
Won't "holding it" for too long lead to fatal ruptures?
Posted by: Tukla in Iowa | March 15, 2007 5:32 PM
Turkla,
I think you mean RAPTURES
Posted by: kmarissa | March 15, 2007 5:34 PM
Isn't abstinence-only sex education an enjoinder to "just hold it" rather than putting it anywhere near anyone else? I thought the fundies were all about how sinful masturbation is?
Posted by: AlanW | March 15, 2007 5:58 PM
> Won't "holding it" for too long lead to fatal ruptures?
Yeah baby, I think you know where I'm blue ;)
PZ > If you haven't already, you should check the other videos of Zimmerman (http://www.youtube.com/profile_videos?user=RoyZimmerman) some are just fantastic, I think the ones I like best are "Defenders of Mariage" and "Dick Cheney", both are brilliant
Posted by: Masklinn | March 15, 2007 6:13 PM
He needs to get laid.
Posted by: Markus | March 15, 2007 6:13 PM
I ordered Faulty Intelligence last week. Roy Zimmerman is awesome.
Posted by: Cairnarvon | March 15, 2007 6:31 PM
The classic case of holding it was Tycho Brahe, that meticulous observational astronomer, whose data formed the basis for Kepler's 3 laws of planetary motion. It seems that Brahe was at a dinner party, resisted natures' call and died of septicemia from a ruptured bladder.
Posted by: mothra | March 15, 2007 7:13 PM
He makes me... a little horny...
Posted by: Lilith | March 15, 2007 7:18 PM
What's amazing is how many nitwits chant "abstinence is the only 100% method of avoiding pregnancy and disease", as if rape and tragedies like Ryan White don't exist.
Posted by: MarkP | March 15, 2007 7:43 PM
Wouldn't it be nice if the people who so avidly promoted abstinence actually practiced it? The whole misguided mindset would all but vanish in the course of a generation.
Posted by: Kseniya | March 15, 2007 8:16 PM
Oh man, how wonderful - I loved The Foremen and was lucky enough to see them live before they broke up. Thanks for reminding me that Roy's still doing his thing. :)
~ Hope, in Ann Arbor, MI
Posted by: Hope Dundas | March 15, 2007 9:16 PM
Practically the only thing I know about abstinence-only education is that one of our provinces tried it, with the result that they had the highest level of illegitimate births.
Posted by: Monado | March 15, 2007 9:30 PM
Abstinence also means no "todger tuggin'" as well. I hope their nutsacks blow up.
Posted by: beepbeepitsme | March 15, 2007 10:35 PM
I think he's wonderfu
Posted by: Christian Burnham | March 15, 2007 10:45 PM
Paradise by the Dashboard Lights
Almost 5 minutes in there's most of Don't Touch Me There by The Tubes, circa 1976.
Abstinence. What a silly abstraction. I wonder if it actually exists?
Posted by: Ken Cope | March 16, 2007 2:46 AM
Having grown up fundamentalist, yes, Ken, there is. It stinks.
Posted by: Carlie | March 17, 2007 8:01 AM
ROFLMAO, gotta love the whine at the end =)
Posted by: forsen | March 17, 2007 8:47 AM