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Category: Humor
Posted on: March 11, 2007 9:22 AM, by PZ Myers
Ken Ham and Kent Hovind and their ilk have been trying to appropriate dinosaurs for creationism, so help them out and go along with it. Help yourself to these examples of biblical paleontology.
Remember, you don't need to actually know anything to do biblical paleontology—just make it up as you go along. Your only tools are your imagination and photoshop.
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Comments
Well, my imagination tells me John the Baptist just mistakenly baptised the apatosaurus behind him--hilarity ensues!
Posted by: Will E. | March 11, 2007 9:56 AM
The above depiction is entirely inaccurate.
Everyone knows that the dinosaurs went extinct in the great flood of Noah's time. And that was way before Jesus.
Duh!
Posted by: Sonja | March 11, 2007 10:03 AM
However, some dinosaurs could fly...
My entry, Noah After the Flood.
Posted by: Sonja | March 11, 2007 10:32 AM
You've got to appreciate John the Baptist's new dance move.
Posted by: llewelly | March 11, 2007 10:49 AM
For a moment I thought that the tyranosaurus in the background of the last supper was Cthullu draped over a hut in the back.
Posted by: Monado | March 11, 2007 11:20 AM
Looks like a scene from a musical, doesn't it? I mean, even the dinosaur looks like it's singing! It looks like a scene from Puccinirock's opera, "I Battisti di Dino-Terra". And why not? Anything -- any freaky... er, I mean "divinely inspired" thing at all -- can make sense in this game... if you'd only just believe.
Posted by: Moody834 | March 11, 2007 11:46 AM
There was a nice one of Jesus riding an apatosaurus and holding an iguana at Conservapedia's entry on dinosaurs, but it's gone now so it may have been a subversive addition (come on out there, 'fess up). I nabbed it before it got removed, but it's on my work computer.
Posted by: Carlie | March 11, 2007 12:09 PM
I think this site is making fun of Chtistianity, not the other way around, We lost the nature of it when Luther split the Church. He lamented later in life, "I tried to change a pope and I got 100 popes."
So it is not fair to link all Christians to the 7 day creation.
Posted by: The Physicist | March 11, 2007 12:44 PM
The Physicist, you do must realize that you are talking about the same Luther who said that the idea of thinking that the sun and not the earth was the center of the universe would lead humanity to physical and spiritual ruin, and that all Jews should be forcibly deprived of all their worldly belongings and made to wail and gnash their teeth before being put to death.
Posted by: Stanton | March 11, 2007 12:50 PM
The Exodus
Posted by: malatesta | March 11, 2007 1:16 PM
Something for the kids!
(I can't take credit for this one, unfortunately).
Posted by: bijou | March 11, 2007 2:35 PM
Here's one.
Posted by: Mary | March 11, 2007 4:04 PM
Very good, Mary. Very good indeed!
Posted by: Amenhotep | March 11, 2007 5:59 PM
Please telll me that 70s porn star is not about to try to breastfeed a juvie dinosaur.
Posted by: Peter McGrath | March 11, 2007 7:38 PM
My attempt. Temple cleansing made easy.
Posted by: Grimmstail | March 11, 2007 9:26 PM
i am so embarassed that mr ham is in my hood. is there a hair shirt i could wear. twelve years of catholic education and i feel sorry for everyone
Posted by: nkylib | March 11, 2007 10:18 PM
i am so embarassed that mr ham is in my hood. is there a hair shirt i could wear. twelve years of catholic education and i feel sorry for everyone
Posted by: nkylib | March 11, 2007 10:22 PM
No, no, no, that's actually the Loch Ness Monster. This is Hogwarts, you see -- note the Giant Squid in the background? The "Jesus figure" is actually Albus Dumbledore back when he was a young man by wizarding standards -- only about one hundred or so. The tall guy behind him is Hagrid, and the scene depicts Dumbledore's hiring of Hagrid to be the groundskeeper at Hogwarts.
Posted by: Phoenix Woman | March 11, 2007 10:53 PM
My submission . . . The Dinosaurland Pieta. Go to:
http://pus-tart.blogspot.com/2007/03/dinosaurland-pieta.html
Posted by: Merkin J. Pus-Tart | March 11, 2007 11:54 PM
...so, Christianity is not making fun of this site? Awww. I'm disappointed.
Oh yeah? If that's true, how do you explain PYGMIES + DWARFS???
Posted by: Chinchillazilla | March 13, 2007 12:25 AM