I deny the existence of Hoofnagles!

But if you’re gullible enough to believe Hoofnagles actually exist, I suppose you could go say hello to them at their new Denialism blog.

I will point out, though, that if one Hoofnagle is improbable, the chances of two Hoofnagles spontaneously assembling themselves at a single place and time is so unlikely as to be absurd. In the face of such ludicrous improbabilities, there isn’t even any point to bringing up evidence—my mind is made up.


  1. #1 Torbjörn Larsson
    April 30, 2007

    Of course Hoofnagles exist, their blog says so. You can’t deny written evidence!

  2. #2 Dustin
    May 1, 2007

    My Dawkins Weasel program made a Hoofnagel in 1037 generations:

    Generation 1037
    Hoyle: $Wvb$w#lk
    Darwin: Hoofnagel

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