Pharyngula

The hot new gadget

While once I might have pined for an iPhone, I think right now I might prefer an rPhone. Arrr.

Watch out, Apple.

Comments

  1. #1 Torbjörn Larsson, OM
    June 13, 2007

    Still it won’t be able to do things that lots of other smartphones can do.

    But what do you expect of pirated software?

    Btw, the hardware is defect too. The antenna should be external, long for longrange sea use, sharp and useful to fend off other pirates and the occasional vengeful wench with. Such ungainly antennas must be attached to current pirated phones, what else explains how pirates gets to wear all those fancy eye patches?