Pharyngula

The hot new gadget

While once I might have pined for an iPhone, I think right now I might prefer an rPhone. Arrr.

Watch out, Apple.

Comments

  1. #1 Brownian
    June 13, 2007

    Off topic: PZ, I really love the random quotes. I there some way we can access and read them all?

    On topic: This phone needs some sort of convenient holder that can be screwed right into one’s wooden peg leg. Have we any smiths aboard this dinghy who might try their hand at fabricating one?

  2. #2 Diogenes
    June 13, 2007
  3. #3 Brownian
    June 13, 2007

    Thanks, Diogenes. A measure of grog to ya.

  4. #4 Torbjörn Larsson, OM
    June 13, 2007

    Still it won’t be able to do things that lots of other smartphones can do.

    But what do you expect of pirated software?

    Btw, the hardware is defect too. The antenna should be external, long for longrange sea use, sharp and useful to fend off other pirates and the occasional vengeful wench with. Such ungainly antennas must be attached to current pirated phones, what else explains how pirates gets to wear all those fancy eye patches?

  5. #5 Kseniya
    June 13, 2007

    Brownian:

    Off topic: PZ, I really love the random quotes. I there some way we can access and read them all?

    They are great, aren’t they? I’ve been keeping a Word doc of the ones I particularly like. This Word doc also includes a few pithy quotes from the comments section of this blog, and an informal list of pro-evolution talking points with supporting references and links to educational materials on biology, evolution and related topics (including Separation of Church and State issues).

    I need to keep notes, because most of what’s in my head can be indexed by phrases like “mylittlepony”, “coldplay”, “vampireslayer”, “depp”, “lovecraft” or “???????” and much of that is useless in the realms of evolutionary biology and politics.

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