They'd better not be holy
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Posted on: June 19, 2007 1:00 AM, by PZ Myers
It does add a new level of meaning to the phrase, "Come to Jesus."
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Oh, come all ye faithful.
Posted by: John McKay | June 19, 2007 1:14 AM
What about the second coming?
Posted by: KiwiInOz | June 19, 2007 1:23 AM
Almost makes me wish that I was straight so that a guy could use it in me.
Posted by: Janine | June 19, 2007 1:30 AM
So does that mean the impotent are left behind when the Rapture finally arrives?
I guess those anti-impotence drugs are really part of a Christian conspiracy to allow the faithful to go to Heaven.
Posted by: Stephen | June 19, 2007 1:38 AM
Another thought:
Given the ineffectiveness of Virginity Pledges perhaps that company could sponsor a Purity Ball or two.
Posted by: Stephen | June 19, 2007 1:53 AM
Revelations 22:20...
Posted by: Morgan | June 19, 2007 2:20 AM
http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa96/cuerden/TANWC-come.png
We were just poking fun of this page from "There's a New World Coming", and then you go and post that...
(The poking fun of Christian comics happens in these threads, if ye want more foolishness to mock:
http://community.livejournal.com/scans_daily/tag/spire+christian+comics )
Posted by: Adam Cuerden | June 19, 2007 2:37 AM
I don't think the RC Pope would approve, somehow...
Posted by: Kimpatsu | June 19, 2007 5:57 AM
But condoms kill one-half of
Posted by: JVC | June 19, 2007 5:58 AM
up to half a billion potential children ;)
Posted by: JVC | June 19, 2007 5:59 AM
"... Who we are
We are a part of a Christian coalition at the forefront of a moral majority focusing on the family. "
Made me chuckle.
Posted by: craig | June 19, 2007 8:01 AM
Among the other swag and propaganda at CASH's info table, we used to hand out condoms, mostly just because we could (the campus clinic gave them away by the hundreds to student organizations). One day, some kook came up, said "condoms have holes!" and ran off. The other guy at the table said, "Maybe I should run up to their Christian table and say, 'Jesus has holes.'"
Posted by: Andy | June 19, 2007 8:07 AM
I love the little splash banner:-
WhoWJD?
Great!
Mystic Olly
Posted by: Mystic Olly | June 19, 2007 8:46 AM
Who would Jebus do? I would assume the answer would be no one.
But then I think, oh, wait, these are cretins, the workings of their minds are baffling.
Posted by: Gork | June 19, 2007 9:37 AM
By Thor's Hammer! Is it just me, or do those seem expensive? Who's going to pay 2.23 for a god blessed condom off of the internet? I guess this is part of the plan to do away with condoms.
Posted by: Bobryuu | June 19, 2007 10:07 AM
One day, some kook came up, said "condoms have holes!" and ran off. The other guy at the table said, "Maybe I should run up to their Christian table and say, 'Jesus has holes.'"
Or how about, "It is more difficult for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle than for a rich sperm to get into, ahem, heaven with these." ;-)
Posted by: Kristine | June 19, 2007 10:43 AM
Yeah. This really isn't a pisstake...
Posted by: Rose | June 19, 2007 10:53 AM
There's a church near my hometown that's had a banner saying "Taste and see, the Lord is good!" out front for months now.
Me, I don't fancy blowing somebody who has been dead for two thousand years.
Posted by: Kyra | June 19, 2007 1:15 PM
@Morgan:
Very nice. I expected a verse telling us all how we're gonna burn for poking fun and got a laugh instead.
Cheers!
Posted by: Steve | June 19, 2007 3:12 PM
Oh, the religious preference for military play.
I predict their fun will end latest at the Rupture.
Posted by: Torbjörn Larsson, OM | June 19, 2007 4:33 PM
My hypothesis is that this is an evil anti-atheist plot to get more people screaming "Oh, God - Yeeesss! I want you!"
Incidentally, when they state
do you think they are ruling out Africa, where some free condoms would really make a difference. A godsend, actually, if you'll forgive the pun...
Posted by: Thinker | June 19, 2007 4:53 PM
Jesus condoms? Do they come pre-perforated for congregation-swelling action?
Of course, you've missed out on the fabulous Baby Jesus Buttplugs over at Divine Interventions...
http://www.divine-interventions.com/baby.php
(NSFW, if dildoes in the shape of biblical figures don't sway with your coworkers...)
Posted by: SciencePunk | June 20, 2007 8:20 AM