Just stop it now
Category: Humor • Pirates • Weirdness
Posted on: July 20, 2007 8:35 AM, by PZ Myers
Look at this: now the Intelligent Design creationists are branching out into pirate fashion. They're everywhere!
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I would ask whose historicity was questioned in antiquity, when both pagan historians and Christian Fathers accepted pagan saviour gods as historical personages? (Herodotus says Attis was the son of a king of Lydia and that Horus, son of Isis and Osiris, was a ruler of Egypt. Clement of Alexandria regarded pagan saviour gods as 'mere men' and Firmicus Maternus called Osiris and Typhon 'without doubt' kings of Egypt). Can one expect much in the way of critical scepticism when, even in modern times, Wilhelm Till long passed as a real person?
G.A. Wells, The Jesus Legend (La Salle, IL: Open Court, 1996), p. 47.
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Category: Humor • Pirates • Weirdness
Posted on: July 20, 2007 8:35 AM, by PZ Myers
Look at this: now the Intelligent Design creationists are branching out into pirate fashion. They're everywhere!
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Comments
Oh, yeah. No question, that guy is intelligently designed.
Posted by: Alison | July 20, 2007 8:40 AM
I'm a little skeptical of the "beautiful" claim on the cover, but that could just be me.
He's not smooth of cheek, though, is he?
Posted by: Zeno | July 20, 2007 8:42 AM
I thought a designer would include two eyes. Hope he's not been designed a gay pirate. Baby jesus wouldn't like that
Posted by: Billy Sands | July 20, 2007 8:53 AM
So I.D. has gone International? ;) Good one PZ!
Posted by: severalspeciesof | July 20, 2007 9:12 AM
And cover price is over $12 an issue, if my math is worth anything. No thanks.
Posted by: ladyvonkulp | July 20, 2007 9:23 AM
It would be much more appropriate if that was the official magazine of Pastafarianism. May His Noodly Appendage be with all of you!
Posted by: Tom @Thoughtsic.com | July 20, 2007 9:28 AM
For about $1000 they could've retained a relatively decent and competent trademark attorney and realized what a mistake it would be to brand their periodical as they chose.
Posted by: blader | July 20, 2007 9:41 AM
ARR! Be careful, me mateys. IDists be the worst quote scavengers on the high seas!
Posted by: Shawn Wilkinson | July 20, 2007 9:45 AM
Just so everyone is clear, that's International Design magazine--a fashion magazine that has nothing to do with creationism or the IDiots.
Posted by: redstripe | July 20, 2007 10:16 AM
I bet the publishers of International Freebooter magazine are pissed!
Posted by: mojojojo | July 20, 2007 10:22 AM
Why does God hate one eyed people?
You knew this was coming.
Posted by: wildcardjack | July 20, 2007 10:59 AM
Um, I don't think that that magazine is I.D. as in "Intelligent Design" - it's "International Design." My neighbor, a professor of art, architecture and design is subscribed to that.
Just check out the magazine's current issue:
http://www.idonline.com/currentissue.asp
Please, PZ - you rock, but you dropped the ball on this one.
Posted by: Dan | July 20, 2007 11:15 AM
Take a better look at the tags Dan.
Posted by: D | July 20, 2007 11:18 AM
Dan, it was a joke from PZ. He knows that the ID crowd doesn't have any magazines. Heck their online "peer-reviewed" (i.e. not peer reviewed) journal has not been "published" for quite a while.
Posted by: Kristjan Wager | July 20, 2007 11:43 AM
Yes, I see the humor and weirdness tags. Perhaps I just have a different sense of humor. I'm personally of the opinion that there's plenty of material with which to get a laugh out of intelligent design than simply putting odd pictures up that happen to be associated with the letters "ID."
The fact that it's NOT an intelligent design-related pic kinda kills the joke.
Posted by: Dan | July 20, 2007 11:46 AM
How appropriate. ID is renowned as being the magazine for idiotic twats.
Posted by: Ginger Yellow | July 20, 2007 11:49 AM
If you doubt that this is an ID magazine, how is it there are PIRATES + PARROTS?
Posted by: Torbjörn Larsson, OM | July 20, 2007 2:16 PM
silly boy!
Posted by: The Physicist | July 20, 2007 10:11 PM
Luckily it's "International Design" and not Intelligent Design. You can't trademark a couple of letters of the alphabet, can you? (You can't copyright a title.) Otherwise Consolidated Edison would be suing AC-DC.
Posted by: Monado | July 20, 2007 11:19 PM
PZ - Hilarious! That post cracked me up!
Posted by: LisaS | July 20, 2007 11:27 PM
So the IDers are finally admitting they're really closet pastafarians - about bloody time! ;)
Posted by: Richard Rosalion | July 21, 2007 4:19 AM
No, that IS the joke.
We could teach you, but we'd have to charge...
Posted by: windy | July 21, 2007 8:51 AM
"No, that IS the joke."
Okay - how is it funny then? I clearly don't get the joke.
Posted by: Dan | July 21, 2007 11:18 AM
Clearly.
Posted by: Reinis | July 22, 2007 12:44 PM
and I sez the budgie's dead. it's and ex-parrot!
oh, wait... that's not the joke either is it.
Posted by: dusty59 | July 24, 2007 8:45 PM
well, good to see the christians doing some good by fighting global warming
ramen!
Posted by: tus | February 22, 2008 11:15 AM