Maybe this is what I need to believe
Category: Humor
Posted on: July 20, 2007 4:07 PM, by PZ Myers
It's a Submissive Jesus figure — torture him by twisting his crown of thorns, and he'll promise you anything. At last, a godhead that actually responds!
(via the J-Walk Blog)







Comments
Didn't we see this guy on 24?
Posted by: Kseniya | July 20, 2007 4:16 PM
Until they get the Submissive Buddha, Submissive Mohammed, etc., this is religious prejudice, don't you think?
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While we're on the subject, I think it might be funny to have a Dick Cheney Magic 8 Ball too. You ask him a question about civil liberties or open government, shake him up and turn him over, and he responds with a patented Cheney-type f-you answer.
Posted by: Hank Fox | July 20, 2007 4:22 PM
Hmmm The Magic Dick-Ball.
*shake shake shake*
... wait ...
"I left the proof in my other pants."
Posted by: Kseniya | July 20, 2007 4:36 PM
Kseniya, don't spoil it for me. I've only been forced to watch the first three seasons of 24 so far.
Posted by: stogoe | July 20, 2007 5:03 PM
Hey, I actually discovered a sacrilege before PZ did!
No mention of the SJ is complete without links to the commercials (#1, #2, #3).
Posted by: kemibe | July 20, 2007 5:20 PM
on militant/aggressive atheists - this is how to do it properly (about 20 mins in), up for another week.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/comedy/nowshow.shtml
Posted by: kevinj | July 20, 2007 6:23 PM
Those wouldn't be playing up on their patented themes, however. Maybe they could make some M-80s in the shape of Mohammed (would probably trigger WW III, though...)
Posted by: Ann Homily | July 20, 2007 6:39 PM
A Dawkins 8-ball would be hilarious
Posted by: Louis | July 20, 2007 8:19 PM
yeah, i'd pay for a Dawkins-ball.
*shake shake shake*
"You're bullshitting, and here are the 14 verifiable experiments that show why."
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Lepht
Posted by: Lepht | July 21, 2007 6:24 PM
The guy that developed Submissive Jesus has a blog at http://www.godlessbastard.com/.
He is about as anti-religon as it gets.
Posted by: jufulu, FCD | July 22, 2007 4:11 PM