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« I am too capable of surrendering gracefully | Main | Egnor mangles the history of eugenics »

Maybe this is what I need to believe

Category: Humor
Posted on: July 20, 2007 4:07 PM, by PZ Myers

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It's a Submissive Jesus figure — torture him by twisting his crown of thorns, and he'll promise you anything. At last, a godhead that actually responds!

(via the J-Walk Blog)

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#1

Didn't we see this guy on 24?

Posted by: Kseniya | July 20, 2007 4:16 PM

#2

Until they get the Submissive Buddha, Submissive Mohammed, etc., this is religious prejudice, don't you think?

...

While we're on the subject, I think it might be funny to have a Dick Cheney Magic 8 Ball too. You ask him a question about civil liberties or open government, shake him up and turn him over, and he responds with a patented Cheney-type f-you answer.

Posted by: Hank Fox | July 20, 2007 4:22 PM

#3

Hmmm The Magic Dick-Ball.

*shake shake shake*

... wait ...

"I left the proof in my other pants."

Posted by: Kseniya | July 20, 2007 4:36 PM

#4

Kseniya, don't spoil it for me. I've only been forced to watch the first three seasons of 24 so far.

Posted by: stogoe | July 20, 2007 5:03 PM

#5

Hey, I actually discovered a sacrilege before PZ did!

No mention of the SJ is complete without links to the commercials (#1, #2, #3).

Posted by: kemibe | July 20, 2007 5:20 PM

#6

on militant/aggressive atheists - this is how to do it properly (about 20 mins in), up for another week.


http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio4/comedy/nowshow.shtml

Posted by: kevinj | July 20, 2007 6:23 PM

#7
Until they get the Submissive Buddha, Submissive Mohammed, etc., this is religious prejudice, don't you think?

Those wouldn't be playing up on their patented themes, however. Maybe they could make some M-80s in the shape of Mohammed (would probably trigger WW III, though...)

Posted by: Ann Homily | July 20, 2007 6:39 PM

#8

A Dawkins 8-ball would be hilarious

Posted by: Louis | July 20, 2007 8:19 PM

#9

yeah, i'd pay for a Dawkins-ball.

*shake shake shake*
"You're bullshitting, and here are the 14 verifiable experiments that show why."

i

Lepht

Posted by: Lepht | July 21, 2007 6:24 PM

#10

The guy that developed Submissive Jesus has a blog at http://www.godlessbastard.com/.
He is about as anti-religon as it gets.

Posted by: jufulu, FCD | July 22, 2007 4:11 PM

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