Vampyroteuthis gazes at you with its terrible ancient eye…
Close it, please, for the love of heaven, close it!
JEBUS! It’s got a sphincter for an eye! OPEN IT AGAIN! OPEN IT AGAIN!
Figure from The Deep(amzn/b&n/abe/pwll), by Claire Nouvian.
Are you flirtin’ with me? You flirtin’ with me? You flirtin’ with me? Then who the hell else are you flirtin’ with?
Vampyroteuthis nothing. That there is a Third Stage Guild Navigator.
He who controls the spice controls the universe!
Pfft. “Books”. What are you, Amish? No one reads books anymore.
You’re probably still eatin’ “food” and breathin’ “air” too, PZ.
Uh, like, welcome to the 21st century, people.
Damn. Someone beat me to the obligatory ‘Dune’ reference. Nice job, Brownian.
I love my Elder God overlords!
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