This would be something like Reason #5,422.
Another reason is that there’s no such thing as “Talk Like a Ninja Day”. (Psssst…19 September. Arrrr.)
Robot zombie ninja cephalopods.
(Incidentally, this would be a good opportunity to test Internet Rule 34b: “If you can think of it, Japan has done it with schoolgirls.”)
Marge: So does that earring mean you’re a pirate?
Come to think of it, Japan seems to be slow in providing us with Ninja Lolita. However. . . .
When was the last time you saw a ninja with wenches?
Someone hasn’t played games or read hentai lately. Let me repeat: the best ninjas are wenches.
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That’s all I’ve got to say. Hippos are really into scat.
Yeah, I’d hide too.
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