Why pirates are better than ninjas

This would be something like Reason #5,422.

Another reason is that there’s no such thing as “Talk Like a Ninja Day”. (Psssst…19 September. Arrrr.)


  1. #1 Blake Stacey
    September 17, 2007

    Robot zombie ninja cephalopods.

    (Incidentally, this would be a good opportunity to test Internet Rule 34b: “If you can think of it, Japan has done it with schoolgirls.”)

  2. #2 MAJeff
    September 17, 2007

    Marge: So does that earring mean you’re a pirate?

    “Pirate”: Kinda.

  3. #3 Blake Stacey
    September 17, 2007

    Come to think of it, Japan seems to be slow in providing us with Ninja Lolita. However. . . .

  4. #4 Torbjörn Larsson, OM
    September 18, 2007

    When was the last time you saw a ninja with wenches?

    Someone hasn’t played games or read hentai lately. Let me repeat: the best ninjas are wenches.

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