Pharyngula

How can you not believe in creationism when such famous authorities in biology and human anatomy accept it?

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  1. #1 Brownian
    October 29, 2007

    Well, if that fucking twat Jehovah hadn’t seeded the planet with all those fake fossils, then there’d be no life-cheapening theory of evolution, and thus Dahmer wouldn’t have done the wicked, bad, evil things that the theory of evolution leads to.

    So who’s the real cannibalistic necrophiliac sodomite here?

    Besides, all those young men were probably asking for it, what with their tight little derrieres not covered by layers of swaddling burka. I’ll bet Dahmer was just as unable to control his baser urges as any Muslim.

  2. #2 Brownian, OM
    October 29, 2007

    Hey, you never know — there may be a substantial population of potential christian converts who strongly identify with serial-killing, sexually perverse, cannibalistic psychopaths.

    Well, no wonder. Their own God is one:
    serial-killing–2 1/4 million
    sexually perverse–only likes virgins
    cannibalistic–loves the smell of charred flesh
    psychopaths-depravely indifferent to human suffering, when not actively causing it.

  3. #3 David Marjanovi?, OM
    October 30, 2007

    I think more celebrity endorsements for creationism are in order

    Wow. I’m not terribly surprised, but I had no idea he had ever said such a thing in such clarity. Congratulations for finding that!

    Your translation is very good.

    BTW… Adolf. Germanic name (“ethel” + “wolf”), not Greek.

  4. #4 David Marjanovi?, OM
    October 30, 2007

    I think more celebrity endorsements for creationism are in order

    Wow. I’m not terribly surprised, but I had no idea he had ever said such a thing in such clarity. Congratulations for finding that!

    Your translation is very good.

    BTW… Adolf. Germanic name (“ethel” + “wolf”), not Greek.

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