You guys are so unlucky. You don’t get to regularly read the glory that is the awesome creationist Neal. I shall be generous and share a few of his latest rants with you.
Note: the language in these comments is about what you’d expect from a potty-mouthed 8-year-old. You have been warned.
Lets, for one moment, forget the social conventionally traditional, “this
is what the fuck we want to be the reality of the situation” type stupid
logic that myers, etc etc etc want to be able to continue to slam down the
throats of everybody around them. And to make themselves “FEOW SO
GOOOOOOOD” about their personal emotionally loaded biases against things
such as “religion” “unexplained phenomena” “just wanting to let everyone
know how brilliant I am” (to make up for “my feelings of inadequacy” (after
all the best looking girls in my class didn’t want to fuck me)
You STUPID ASSHOLES!!!!!!!!! YOU REALLY DON’T SEE HOW VASTLY INADEQUATE YOU
GODDAMN ASSERTIONS ARE (IN WHAT-EVER SO CALLED “SCIENTIFIC” PROGRAM) IN
EVEN COMING CLOSE TO EVEN BEGINNING TO START ANY SORT OF LEGITIMATE
DESCRIPTION OF THE FUCKING IMMENSE BIO-PHYSICAL-CHEMICAL ORGANIZATIONAL
PATHWAYS ARE REQUIRED TO EVEN REMOTELY (NO MATTER HOW FUCKING MUCH TIME IS
AVAILABLE) COME CLOSE TO EVEN STARTING SOME SORT OF RESEMBLANCE TO THE
BEGINNINGS OF A (WHAT THE FUCK?) LIVING CELL!!!! YOU PHONY BASTARDS!!!!!!!
Neal has an amazingly rapid ramp-up from normal text and punctuation to full-blown all-caps, underpants-on-the-head exclamation-points-in-a-volley mode, doesn’t he?
He took a break for a day and then he fired off this one. I don’t think he has entirely calmed down yet — he’s awfully close to the screaming threshold already and doesn’t last long before blowing up.
Let us attempt to define “smart” college students.
The a-priori (fox in the chicken house) representative would clearly
(without any kind of meaningful vastly required evidences) define “smart
college student” as one that BLINDLY ACCEPTS THE VASTLY UNSUBSTANTIATED
STATUS QUO, THE RESULTS OF THE ASSERTIONS OF THE PHILOSOPHICALLY DRIVEN
PSEUDO-SCIENTISTS (WHO HAVE BEEN ABLE TO SUCCESSFULLY “SLIDE” THEIR
UNSUBSTANTIATED WISHES AND PREFERRED BELIEF SYSTEMS INTO THE PUBLIC DOMAIN
BECAUSE OF THE VAST IGNORANCE OF THE (REALLY!!!) INNOCENT PUBLIC!!!!!!!!
YOU BASTARDS ARE NOTHING MORE THAN HITLER TYPE IDIOTS WHO HAVE HAD THE
(UNTIL NOW) UNMITIGATED POSITION TO CLAIM YOUR (WHAT SO MANY PEOPLE NOW CAN
SEE AS) PHILOSOPHICAL PREFERENCES REALLY HAVE ANY KIND OF MATERIAL
SUBSTANCES TO WHAT YOU WANT TO CLAIM AS FACT!!!!!! AND YOU WONDER WHY THE
MAJORITY OF THE (WHAT YOU WISH TO BE IGNORANT, BUT ARE REALLY MORE INFORMED
THAN YOU ASSHOLES!!!) PUBLIC CONTINUES TO CONTEST YOUR POSITIONS OF
PUBLICALLY FUNDED PRIVILEDGE!!!!!!!
GO HOME, GET ANOTHER JOB, FORGET THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR “NATURE VS. RELIGION”
Edit this out too just like you love to do when you want to preserve your
beloved position of nonsense!!!!!!!
This guy needs to get on YouTube. I really want to see a live performance. When Harlan Ellison coined the word “bugfuck,” he was giving us a glimpse into the future Neal.