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Jesus vs. T. rex

Who would win? I think this is he definitive answer.

Comments

  1. #1 Deepsix
    October 30, 2007

    They were buddies. Haven’t you ever seen the picture of Jesus riding the dinosaur? Uh, also T-Rex was a vegetarian so he wouldn’t try to kill Jesus anyway. That’s what all those sharp teeth and claws were for- to rip fruits and vegetables to shreds. Yup, it’s all true.

  2. #2 David Marjanovi?, OM
    October 30, 2007

    Well, what is not true is that T. rex had three fingers per hand. It had only two. (Plus a blind-ending bone in the palm where the third finger attaches in other animals.)

  3. #3 David Marjanovi?, OM
    October 30, 2007

    Well, what is not true is that T. rex had three fingers per hand. It had only two. (Plus a blind-ending bone in the palm where the third finger attaches in other animals.)

  4. #4 CalGeorge
    October 30, 2007

    I want to see T. Rex vs. the Pope.

    Duh Pope has spoken:

    “We cannot anesthetize consciences as regards, for example, the effect of certain molecules that have the goal of preventing the implantation of the embryo or shortening a person’s life.”

    Sounds like he is hoping for a population explosion of epic proportions.

    Billions more people – mass misery – more human fodder for the Catholic Church.

    We must stop his diabolical plan from unfolding!

  5. #5 NonyNony
    October 30, 2007

    After reading Deepsix’s comment, I want a T-shirt with Jesus riding a dinosaur on it.

  6. #6 Deepsix
    October 30, 2007

    I’m sure you could have any of these put on a T-shirt:
    http://itsmonkeymamou.wordpress.com/2007/03/30/jesus-riding-a-dinosaur/

  7. #7 E in Md
    October 30, 2007

    Umm.. Superman would win. Cuz he’d flyin and and go all blue ninja on them and kill them all!

  8. #8 Ryu
    October 30, 2007

    Where in the Bible does Jesus throw Hadoukens?

  9. #9 Kris Verburgh
    October 30, 2007

    Aha, funny, but not that funny.

  10. #10 stogoe
    October 30, 2007

    Jesus is always funny. Escpecially College Republican Jesus and Caucasian Jesus.

    The Buddy Christ is a cool dude, though. He always has the best jokes.

    So I walk into an inn, right, and I hand the owner these two stakes. He looks at me in that weird, cockeyed way people do when they want to ask you a question but they’re afraid of the answer. Anyways, I tell the guy, ‘Relax, it’s not what you think. I just want you to put me up for the night.’ Badoom Ching!

  11. #11 arachnophilia
    October 30, 2007

    the raging debate in the paleontological community is whether t. rex would wait for jesus to die first.

  12. #12 Brandon P.
    October 31, 2007

    Wouldn’t Jesus already have been digested by three days? Can a digested Jesus still rise to Heaven? We should ask the theologians, only they can make up know the answer.

  13. #13 bernarda
    October 31, 2007

    Do a search on “Jesus vs” at youtube for a bunch of funny videos, particularly JC vs Terminator; JC vs Tom Cruise; JC vs Satan, etc.

  14. #14 Nick Gardner
    November 1, 2007

    Where in the Bible does Jesus throw Hadoukens?

    It’s right after the Last Supper, they’re all chilling in the Garden playing SF Alpha and Omega ­čśë

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