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Jesus vs. T. rex

Category: Humor
Posted on: October 30, 2007 9:00 AM, by PZ Myers

Who would win? I think this is he definitive answer.

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#1

Posted by: Deepsix | October 30, 2007 9:10 AM

They were buddies. Haven't you ever seen the picture of Jesus riding the dinosaur? Uh, also T-Rex was a vegetarian so he wouldn't try to kill Jesus anyway. That's what all those sharp teeth and claws were for- to rip fruits and vegetables to shreds. Yup, it's all true.

#2

Posted by: David Marjanović, OM | October 30, 2007 9:41 AM

Well, what is not true is that T. rex had three fingers per hand. It had only two. (Plus a blind-ending bone in the palm where the third finger attaches in other animals.)

#3

Posted by: CalGeorge | October 30, 2007 10:05 AM

I want to see T. Rex vs. the Pope.

Duh Pope has spoken:

"We cannot anesthetize consciences as regards, for example, the effect of certain molecules that have the goal of preventing the implantation of the embryo or shortening a person's life."

Sounds like he is hoping for a population explosion of epic proportions.

Billions more people - mass misery - more human fodder for the Catholic Church.

We must stop his diabolical plan from unfolding!

#4

Posted by: NonyNony | October 30, 2007 10:09 AM

After reading Deepsix's comment, I want a T-shirt with Jesus riding a dinosaur on it.

#5

Posted by: Deepsix | October 30, 2007 10:17 AM

I'm sure you could have any of these put on a T-shirt:
http://itsmonkeymamou.wordpress.com/2007/03/30/jesus-riding-a-dinosaur/

#6

Posted by: E in Md | October 30, 2007 11:32 AM

Umm.. Superman would win. Cuz he'd flyin and and go all blue ninja on them and kill them all!

#7

Posted by: Ryu | October 30, 2007 11:46 AM

Where in the Bible does Jesus throw Hadoukens?

#8

Posted by: Kris Verburgh | October 30, 2007 11:58 AM

Aha, funny, but not that funny.

#9

Posted by: stogoe | October 30, 2007 2:05 PM

Jesus is always funny. Escpecially College Republican Jesus and Caucasian Jesus.

The Buddy Christ is a cool dude, though. He always has the best jokes.

So I walk into an inn, right, and I hand the owner these two stakes. He looks at me in that weird, cockeyed way people do when they want to ask you a question but they're afraid of the answer. Anyways, I tell the guy, 'Relax, it's not what you think. I just want you to put me up for the night.' Badoom Ching!

#10

Posted by: arachnophilia | October 30, 2007 11:51 PM

the raging debate in the paleontological community is whether t. rex would wait for jesus to die first.

#11

Posted by: Brandon P. | October 31, 2007 5:08 AM

Wouldn't Jesus already have been digested by three days? Can a digested Jesus still rise to Heaven? We should ask the theologians, only they can make up know the answer.

#12

Posted by: bernarda | October 31, 2007 5:20 AM

Do a search on "Jesus vs" at youtube for a bunch of funny videos, particularly JC vs Terminator; JC vs Tom Cruise; JC vs Satan, etc.

#13

Posted by: Nick Gardner | November 1, 2007 8:35 AM

Where in the Bible does Jesus throw Hadoukens?

It's right after the Last Supper, they're all chilling in the Garden playing SF Alpha and Omega ;)

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