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Jesus vs. T. rex
Category: Humor
Posted on: October 30, 2007 9:00 AM, by PZ Myers
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Posted by: Deepsix | October 30, 2007 9:10 AM
They were buddies. Haven't you ever seen the picture of Jesus riding the dinosaur? Uh, also T-Rex was a vegetarian so he wouldn't try to kill Jesus anyway. That's what all those sharp teeth and claws were for- to rip fruits and vegetables to shreds. Yup, it's all true.
Posted by: David Marjanović, OM | October 30, 2007 9:41 AM
Well, what is not true is that T. rex had three fingers per hand. It had only two. (Plus a blind-ending bone in the palm where the third finger attaches in other animals.)
Posted by: CalGeorge | October 30, 2007 10:05 AM
I want to see T. Rex vs. the Pope.
Duh Pope has spoken:
"We cannot anesthetize consciences as regards, for example, the effect of certain molecules that have the goal of preventing the implantation of the embryo or shortening a person's life."
Sounds like he is hoping for a population explosion of epic proportions.
Billions more people - mass misery - more human fodder for the Catholic Church.
We must stop his diabolical plan from unfolding!
Posted by: NonyNony | October 30, 2007 10:09 AM
After reading Deepsix's comment, I want a T-shirt with Jesus riding a dinosaur on it.
Posted by: Deepsix | October 30, 2007 10:17 AM
I'm sure you could have any of these put on a T-shirt:
http://itsmonkeymamou.wordpress.com/2007/03/30/jesus-riding-a-dinosaur/
Posted by: E in Md | October 30, 2007 11:32 AM
Umm.. Superman would win. Cuz he'd flyin and and go all blue ninja on them and kill them all!
Posted by: Ryu | October 30, 2007 11:46 AM
Where in the Bible does Jesus throw Hadoukens?
Posted by: Kris Verburgh | October 30, 2007 11:58 AM
Aha, funny, but not that funny.
Posted by: stogoe | October 30, 2007 2:05 PM
Jesus is always funny. Escpecially College Republican Jesus and Caucasian Jesus.
The Buddy Christ is a cool dude, though. He always has the best jokes.
So I walk into an inn, right, and I hand the owner these two stakes. He looks at me in that weird, cockeyed way people do when they want to ask you a question but they're afraid of the answer. Anyways, I tell the guy, 'Relax, it's not what you think. I just want you to put me up for the night.' Badoom Ching!
Posted by: arachnophilia | October 30, 2007 11:51 PM
the raging debate in the paleontological community is whether t. rex would wait for jesus to die first.
Posted by: Brandon P. | October 31, 2007 5:08 AM
Wouldn't Jesus already have been digested by three days? Can a digested Jesus still rise to Heaven? We should ask the theologians, only they
can make upknow the answer.Posted by: bernarda | October 31, 2007 5:20 AM
Do a search on "Jesus vs" at youtube for a bunch of funny videos, particularly JC vs Terminator; JC vs Tom Cruise; JC vs Satan, etc.
Posted by: Nick Gardner | November 1, 2007 8:35 AM
Where in the Bible does Jesus throw Hadoukens?
It's right after the Last Supper, they're all chilling in the Garden playing SF Alpha and Omega ;)