Seed Media Group

Pharyngula

Evolution, development, and random biological ejaculations from a godless liberal

Search this blog

Profile

pzm_profile_pic.jpg
PZ Myers is a biologist and associate professor at the University of Minnesota, Morris.
zf_pharyngula.jpg …and this is a pharyngula stage embryo.
a longer profile of yours truly
my calendar
Nature Network
RichardDawkins Network
facebook
MySpace
Twitter
Atheist Nexus
the Pharyngula chat room
(#pharyngula on irc.synirc.net)

I reserve the right to publicly post, with full identifying information about the source, any email sent to me that contains threats of violence.

tbbadge.gif
scarlet_A.png
I support Americans United for Separation of Church and State.

Random Quote

(Complete listing)

When religion controls government, political liberty dies;and when government controls religion, religious liberty perishes.

[Sen. Sam Ervin]

Recent Posts

A Taste of Pharyngula

(Complete listing)

Recent Comments

Archives

Blogroll

(Complete listing)

Other Information

Subscribe via Email

Stay abreast of your favorite bloggers' latest and greatest via e-mail, via a daily digest.

Sign me up!

« D.B. Cooper: the Morris connection? | Main | Obama is vexing me »

Shouldn't the winner for October have been "Octopus"?

Category: Administrative
Posted on: October 23, 2007 1:00 AM, by PZ Myers

The winner of this month's Molly award dominated the voting this time around — I guess the combination of cephalopod and poetry was irresistible. Everyone congratulate Cuttlefish, OM.

TrackBacks

(TrackBack URL for this entry: )

Comments

#1

Totally deserving.

Posted by: Dave Carlson | October 23, 2007 1:40 AM

#2

[A feeble attempt, but nevertheless...]

When you stare into the waters
Beware what lurks beneath:
A wingéd form with tentacles
and wit with razor teeth

With deadly rhyme and meter
And calligraphic ink
The acts of fools are savaged
So pause, reflect, and think

Must you wear those wetsuits?
Do your words limp or sting?
You may be greatly shamed
When the Cuttlefish does sing

Trade the noise for silence
Maybe read a book
Camouflage your foolishness
And you might be off the hook

Wisdom, as well as folly,
The Cuttlefish will laud
And we who honor wisdom
Must, of course, applaud

But fools are ever foolish
As Cuttlefish does know
There's plenty of ink for you
If foolishness you show

Posted by: Owlmirror | October 23, 2007 2:24 AM

#3

I think this qualifies as "good ink". Bravo!

Posted by: Kseniya, OM | October 23, 2007 2:25 AM

#4

My platter runneth over.

Posted by: Torbjörn Larsson, OM | October 23, 2007 2:46 AM

#5

/cuttlefish
is cuddled with

Posted by: Sastra | October 23, 2007 8:03 AM

#6

Cheers!

Posted by: Zeno | October 23, 2007 8:21 AM

#7

<voice="Antonio Banderas">

<sing>

Congratulations, oh Cuttlefish,

And warmly welcome to the club,

For you make it clear now to everyone here

Whereinever in fact lies the rub.

And all that in verse and in meter,

And all that with reason and rhyme,

What's more, it's such fun, tell us, how have we done

Without that for such a long time?

(I should think of just one more stanza,

But my imagination is up,

The tune, in full bloom, gives me lots of more room,

Not your bottomless barrel's my cup!)

You have, as first, made it obvious

What should be in everyone's sight:

"The film clearly shows that stupidity flows

Just a little bit faster than,

little bit faster than,

little bit faster than light!"

</sing>

</voice>

(...Now I just hope I've correctly remembered where all the parts of the tune go.)

Posted by: David Marjanović, OM | October 23, 2007 8:29 AM

#8

Oh, shit. I thought I had figured the <br> tag out. I had not. So, the narrowest empty lines should actually be the broadest ones.

Posted by: David Marjanović, OM | October 23, 2007 8:31 AM

#9

At work, the giant squid we have on display is affectionately referred to as "Molly." As in, Molly the Mollusc.

Posted by: Jason | October 23, 2007 9:30 AM

#10

Finally, the anti-cephalopod sentiment that is so pervasive in this blog seems to be weakening.

Congratulations to an intelligent and interesting invertebrate.

Posted by: Brownian, OM | October 23, 2007 1:21 PM

#11

WTG Cuttlefish!

Posted by: jeffox backtrollin' | October 23, 2007 8:50 PM

#12

Bravo Cuttlefish.

Posted by: John Phillips | October 23, 2007 10:29 PM

#13

Admirable, cuttlefish.

Just think, after that great breeding frenzy is over
and all the eggs have been laid
what's left of you
may yet end up in a parrot's cage.

Posted by: JohnnieCanuck, FCD | October 24, 2007 12:08 AM

#14

BIG congratulations, you shy little cephalapod!! Cuddly cuddly cuddly!! :D

Posted by: Bebopfaye | October 24, 2007 10:29 AM

Post a Comment

(Email is required for authentication purposes only. Comments are moderated for spam, your comment may not appear immediately. Thanks for waiting.)





Having problems commenting? (UPDATED)

Blogs in the Network

Advertisement

Top Five: Readers' Picks

Search All Blogs