This has gone too far!
Category: Weirdness
Posted on: October 17, 2007 5:09 PM, by PZ Myers
I must protest. Now we've got LOLCnidarians. What's next? LOLChoanaflagellates? LOLPriapulids? LOLLichens? This is MADNESS.
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Category: Weirdness
Posted on: October 17, 2007 5:09 PM, by PZ Myers
I must protest. Now we've got LOLCnidarians. What's next? LOLChoanaflagellates? LOLPriapulids? LOLLichens? This is MADNESS.
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Comments
In before "Sparta!"
Posted by: Geral | October 17, 2007 5:12 PM
Damn.
Posted by: Josh Charles | October 17, 2007 5:28 PM
IM IN UR FORUMS
MAKING COMMENTS
LOL
Posted by: trj | October 17, 2007 5:38 PM
Cannot... resist...
Madness? No... This is... PHARYNGULA!
Posted by: halcy | October 17, 2007 5:39 PM
LOLLoriciferan:
Im in yor interstitia
Bearin yor corset
...I'll keep working on it...
Posted by: Sven DiMilo | October 17, 2007 6:12 PM
Ok,ok, you specifically asked for it....I present: LOLLICHEN
Posted by: BruceJ | October 17, 2007 6:21 PM
Oh geez. I posted a LOLSQUID ten minutes before I read your post.
Posted by: Meg | October 17, 2007 6:30 PM
LOLArchaeans!
Posted by: Chris Clarke | October 17, 2007 6:31 PM
loldebian http://loldebian.wordpress.com/
Posted by: walter | October 17, 2007 6:35 PM
You can protest all you want, PZ, but I have a graphics program with text insert and I know how to use it.
Besides, I was framing science to make it cool. What's wrong with that....
Oh, nevermind.
Posted by: Mike Haubrich, FCD | October 17, 2007 7:13 PM
LOLMadness.... hey, that has a certain ring to it. No one snatch it up before I can get it going, ok?
Posted by: dorid | October 17, 2007 7:19 PM
LOLPriapulids? Priapulids are already LOL. So who was the genius who came up with "dick shaped worms' as a name?
Posted by: Jsn | October 17, 2007 7:43 PM
What would you call it?
Posted by: Sven DiMilo | October 17, 2007 7:51 PM
LOLPriapulids would be fun, maybe allow some interesting 'shrooms for variety since it's always nice to include fungi.
Posted by: Mena | October 17, 2007 8:17 PM
I now have the incredible urge to make my online botany students do a topic-relevant lolplant for this week's discussion post, and award points based on how much it makes me laugh.
Posted by: Carlie | October 17, 2007 9:04 PM
LOLChoanoflagellates at your service
Posted by: Adam | October 17, 2007 9:07 PM
Lamarck named Priapulus ('little dick'), though Linnaeus had previously used Priapus ('dick'). And as for how he came up with the name, you just need to look at a priapulid and all will be clear.
Posted by: Christopher Taylor | October 17, 2007 9:26 PM
THIS IS SPARTA!
Posted by: kaifīgais kants | October 18, 2007 1:23 AM
LOLSpiders! - IM IN UR EAR, LAYIN' MA EGGS.
--Simon
Posted by: Simon G | October 18, 2007 2:57 AM
Why can't people use proper English?! The pictures may be funny, but the text is criving me dazy.
Posted by: Grammar Snob | October 18, 2007 9:14 AM
The point is, people use proper English. LOLCats (and, apparently, LOL-your-clade-of-choice-s) have their own language.
Posted by: ShavenYak | October 18, 2007 9:37 AM
Forget Halo! They are now serious on reaching the younger generation.
http://www.lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Main_Page
Posted by: Gutu | October 18, 2007 2:17 PM
Ha! There's a programming language based on the LOLCats meme: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LOLCODE
Posted by: Eisnel | October 18, 2007 2:46 PM
The suggestion in that link of a kitty pidgin Bible. or Shakespeare, led me to embark on this complete waste of time:
LOLDanes:
I can has be? I can has not be.
I'm in ur question.
Slingz and arowz? Rajus 4tune?
Do not want.
I'm in ur C of troubles,
Taking up ur armz
I can has end them? 2 die, 2 sleep
No No can has sleep can say byebye
Hart-ake, 1,000 shucks
That flesh can has, a constipation
Can sez yes, do want.
2 die, 2 sleep, can has dreemz?
Can has rubz?
I'm in ur long napz
Shuffling off ur mortal coilz.
Posted by: CJO | October 18, 2007 5:23 PM
The LOLcnidarians got pharyngulated. Bandwidth exceeded.
Posted by: David Marjanović, OM | October 18, 2007 8:28 PM
PZ wants? PZ gets.
Posted by: John Lynch | October 18, 2007 8:32 PM
I also want a mill…no, ten mil…a billion dollars.
Posted by: PZ Myers | October 18, 2007 8:48 PM
David, I had my bandwidth doubled, so LOL Cnidarians are available again at least for a short time. My hosting account was apparently intended for more mundane things like advertising hardware stores, etc.
Posted by: Tangled Up In Blue Guy, FCD | October 19, 2007 11:17 AM