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Carnivalia and an open thread

Category: CarnivalsOpen Thread
Posted on: December 9, 2007 12:15 PM, by PZ Myers

Cruise the web starting with these most excellent entry points.

Now tell me something I don't already know.

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#2

If there is a God, I pray to Thee that Thou shall correct my embarrassing mistype of "their" and "there" by smiting Thine Mighty Hand into the Seed severs and cleaving the electrons holding this mistake in twain.

Ayeah.

Posted by: Bad | December 9, 2007 12:22 PM

#3
and cleaving the electrons holding this mistake in twain.

Now that would be a miracle.

Posted by: David Marjanović, OM | December 9, 2007 12:31 PM

#4
Now tell me something I don't already know.
How about some crazy law cases - including an attempt to sue god. The main problem being that any gods are hard to find, owing to them not existing. Accept no human pretenders.

Posted by: SEF | December 9, 2007 12:55 PM

#5

"Now tell me something I don't already know."

My favorite flavor of ice cream or pie is blueberry.

My cat's fur is rippled-brown-and-black.

(Say when to stop.)

Posted by: Pyre | December 9, 2007 1:53 PM

#6

SEF @ 4: So, when summonses can't be delivered, and there's no response to a published notice in the papers, the judge issues a bench warrant for arrest, and the gods become fugitives from justice. Any funds kept in their names are subject to confiscation in order to hamper their escape, and when police show up at the temples to carry out the arrests, the priests are obliged to declare that the gods are not present there. At which point the worshipers start to wonder why they themselves bothered to come.

Now what was the downside of this?

Posted by: Pyre | December 9, 2007 2:14 PM

#7

PZ, I know you weren't big on the whole "Presidential Debate on Science" but it has gained a surprising amount of momentum (including a NY Times endorsement).

Even if it doesn't happen, I think it's something worth trying for.

Posted by: Chris Bell | December 9, 2007 2:22 PM

#8

Radical Russ gets email too.

Posted by: Mena | December 9, 2007 2:25 PM

#9

SEF @ 4: But seriously... this being a civil (not criminal) case... what is going to happen when the gods don't show up is that "they" forfeit "their" claim to the land.

Which is good because... how could "they" fulfill the other obligations of a land-owner? If the land held public hazards, how could "they" be compelled by law to remedy the problems? Held in contempt of court? Bailed out? Paroled? Held in violation of parole when "they" failed to report to "their" parole officer?

It would be worse than dealing with corporations....

Hey, now there's an idea. Allah, Inc.; YHVH, Inc.; Hanuman, Inc. -- with addresses on record, legal officers, boards of directors,... and the possibility of legal dissolution as a "death penalty" should worst come to worst, the law terminating "their" incorporation godhood.

Has anyone else noticed that corporations, as "persons under law", share some traits with gods? Like, uh, not actually being persons? And being damned hard to hold liable? (Since the case you cite is in India, I present Union Carbide for your consideration. Were Kali and her Thuggees really any worse?)

Posted by: Pyre | December 9, 2007 2:30 PM

#10

Gunman kills 2 in missionary center
in Arvada, Colorado

Posted by: Reginald Selkirk | December 9, 2007 2:37 PM

#11

Maybe I should have submitted this one to the Carnival of the Godless, based on the line about "Christian charity".

Posted by: Blake Stacey | December 9, 2007 3:07 PM

#12

"Has anyone else noticed that corporations... share some traits with gods?"

Oh, I should have thought a moment before asking.

Of course, the Japanese business world has, long since!

Having employees start every workday with a hymn of praise to the corporation -- what could be clearer?

Posted by: Pyre | December 9, 2007 3:23 PM

#13

When the cat eats mice and chipmunks, he starts at the head

Posted by: khan | December 9, 2007 5:50 PM

#14

http://news.aol.com/story/_a/episcopal-diocese-secedes-from-church/20071208173309990001?ncid=NWS00010000000001

The conservative Diocese of San Joaquin voted Saturday to split from the liberal-leaning Episcopal Church, becoming the first full diocese to secede from the denomination in the debate over the Bible and homosexuality.

Posted by: khan | December 9, 2007 5:56 PM

#15

This post at the Denialism blog: http://scienceblogs.com/denialism/2007/12/odonnell_on_mormonism.php#comments

is worth it just to see Pat Buchanan yell that "Christianity condoned slavery for over 1500 years" and "Mormons didn't bring slavery to America, Christians did!"

Posted by: jdb | December 9, 2007 7:02 PM

#16

If only the archbishop was giving up being a religious twit (and advising others to do the same - and on a permanent basis) and not merely making a hollow gesture while actually continuing with conman business as usual.

Posted by: SEF | December 9, 2007 8:08 PM

#17

Following on from one of the links in #4, it looks as though some of PZ's (and his students') zebra-fish experiments would be illegal in Ohio (#19). Is Ohio devoid of fishy research? Is there a special exemption if you are only drugging the fish in order to mutilate it? That certainly wouldn't normally apply to human victims.

Posted by: SEF | December 9, 2007 8:46 PM

#18

It turns out abstinence only sex education is failing. For the first time in 15 years, the teen pregnancy rate is rising rather than falling. STD rates are up to.

Yet again another triumph for wackodoodle ideology over common sense and reality. These clowns really don't care how many lives they ruin as long as they can make their wrongheaded points to their pea brained followers.

First rise in U.S. teen births since '91 By MIKE STOBBE, AP Medical Writer Thu Dec 6, 7:07 PM ET

ATLANTA - In a troubling reversal, the nation's teen birth rate rose for the first time in 15 years, surprising government health officials and reviving the bitter debate about abstinence-only sex education.

The birth rate had been dropping since its peak in 1991, although the decline had slowed in recent years. On Wednesday, government statisticians said it rose 3 percent from 2005 to 2006.

The reason for the increase is not clear, and federal health officials said it might be a one-year statistical blip, not the beginning of a new upward trend.

However, some experts said they have been expecting a jump. They blamed it on increased federal funding for abstinence-only health education that doesn't teach teens how to use condoms and other contraception.

Some key sexually transmitted disease rates have been rising, including syphilis, gonorrhea and chlamydia. The rising teen pregnancy rate is part of the same phenomenon, said Dr. Carol Hogue, an Emory University professor of maternal and child health.

"It's not rocket science," she said. continues ...

Posted by: raven | December 9, 2007 9:28 PM

#19

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Posted by: Steve | December 9, 2007 10:26 PM

#20

Someone sign Steve up for a free cockpunch.

Posted by: Efrique | December 9, 2007 11:12 PM

#21

You know that story out of the UK about the guy who reportedly faked his death and has suddenly shown up after 5 years? Of course, you've noticed that his name is John Darwin, right? I've been wondering when some rightwingnut is going to write something about this guy's lack of morals and the fact that his name is Darwin. Anyone want to get a jump on them and do a parody of such a screed?

Posted by: Gerry L | December 9, 2007 11:38 PM

#22

There has already been an awfully tempting headline for the creationists to quote-mine: "Police charge Darwin with fraud". However, the Independent article on which I originally saw it is currently returning an error (though it's still visible in the Google cache and Google also shows other instances of it).

Posted by: SEF | December 10, 2007 4:55 AM

#23

Romney's Renaissance
From liberal Massachusetts where Romney campaigned on what the electorate wanted to hear, i.e. religious and social tolerance re gays, abortion, etc, to Philadelphia, thoughts of enlightenment heralding reason and science were the philosophical backbone of a great new country.

Voltaire on hearing Romney's new mantra invoked in his "Freedom requires religion" line sat bolt upright. Actually he bumped his head which vexed him all the more.
"Theese Romney fellow is such a slut" he said. "He makes the liar, Karl Rove, seem pristine and chaste in hees willingness to throw the Constitution under the tumbrils."
Labels: enlightenment, flip flop, religious freedom, romney

Posted by: cognitorex | December 10, 2007 8:15 AM

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