Oh, no! My most subtle asset, exposed!

This is terrible. I’ve kept her under the radar for so long, and now this recent incident has blown her cover.

Shocking information has reached us that PZ Meyers trophy wife (paid for by the tax payers of state of Minnesota) was taking names of the movie goers to, and I quote her words, “be put first in line for the gas chambers once we overthrow the Constitution”. That is correct, this state funded mistress was making a list of local Christians for eventual extermination.

All that money invested in her ninja training, wasted.


  1. #1 David Marjanovi?, OM
    March 22, 2008

    When is comes to the love of Christ nobody is more FULL OF IT than Landover!

    See? Good satire can still be distinguished from the real thing. :-D

    Objective Ministries, too, is satire, but not very good satire…

  2. #2 David Marjanovi?, OM
    March 22, 2008

    Try this — go to his site and click on the Objective Ministries Online Shop and take a gander at their

    Oh. I retract my claim about Objective Ministries in shame.

  3. #3 David Marjanovi?, OM
    March 22, 2008

    Is that like a joke site or something?

    That’s what we’ve been trying to tell you for 69 comments!

    Some people say absolute morals don’t exist. They’re wrong. Commenting without having read all previous comments is evil — absolutely.

  4. #4 David Marjanovi?, OM
    March 22, 2008

    It reads like the Onion except in very very poor taste.