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How can you tell when you're a kook?
Category: Kooks
Posted on: April 3, 2008 7:39 PM, by PZ Myers
When the top of your web page is a scattershot series of all-caps links to crazy town.
- Life After Death -
-WHY THE THEORY OF EVOLUTION ENRAGES US!.
WHY ALL EVOLUTIONISTS ARE CRIMINALLY INSANE
FOR GAYS: HOW TO STOP YOUR HOMOSEXUAL ACTIVITY
FOR THE GENTLEMEN: HOW TO TELL IF YOU ARE A STUPID MAN
FOR THE LADIES: COMPUTER-GENERATED SLUT PHOTODIAMINES
ARE WOMEN SUPPOSED TO BE "BAREFOOT AND PREGNANT"?
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WOULD SOMEONE PLEASE K _ _ _ HILLARY CLINTON
STRIP SEARCHES ARE ILLEGAL EVERYWHERE IN THE UNITED STATES
In case you don't want to read the horrible little site, here's the executive summary to each point.
- You will live after death because god said so.
- Because evolution is FAKE SCIENCE!
- Because they don't teach legends of unseen realities. That's the insane part. He'll get around to explaining why it's criminal later.
- I think his answer is to fantasize a lot about hot men. Dreaming is not a sin!
- If you like to look at women, if you swear, if you view porn, if you let your wife boss you around, if you are gay.
- Women wear slutty clothes.
- Women can do anything they want, as long as they realize men are in charge.
- Not really! But she better not become president.
- You have the right to kill a police officer if they try to make you take off your clothes.
Really, people send me these links, and then I have to read them. Some days the blood is oozing out of my ears at the strain.
Comments
I particularly like the "click" hint on some of the links.
Posted by: Steve Schonfeld | April 3, 2008 7:48 PM
The best I can describe the feeling sites like that give me is as a powerful urge to reach in through my eye socket and tear out my own frontal lobe.
Posted by: Tristan Croll | April 3, 2008 7:49 PM
Why did you post a link knowing we would be curious enought to look? I think I'm going to have to wash my eyes with soap.....
Posted by: Rich | April 3, 2008 7:53 PM
I like how he tells his readers to "Remember The Back Button On Your Browser."
Well, duh.
Posted by: susan | April 3, 2008 7:57 PM
So the ladies get a computer-generated slut?
Posted by: Carlie | April 3, 2008 8:00 PM
the rest of the site provides lots of roflcopters. From their tirade against interracial relationships: "Note that there are only three races in the world - white, black, and oriental"
Posted by: seeandyspin | April 3, 2008 8:00 PM
I'm too disgusted to comment this whit you right now .Will save it for chatting later when we meet in heel !!
Posted by: allkom | April 3, 2008 8:01 PM
Woo-boy. I think we have reached an age where we need a new level of crazy. All-Caps crazy. To replace batshit insane as being just below Charlie Manson.
Posted by: wildcardjack | April 3, 2008 8:01 PM
I with draw my previous coment, I think this bit was worth it. http://lfnexus.com/howtotellifyourrelgionisstupid.htm
Posted by: Rich | April 3, 2008 8:05 PM
WOW!!! That was like a kick in the nuts only me brain traded places.
Posted by: Paul R | April 3, 2008 8:06 PM
I soooo hope the founder is sterile.
Posted by: Roman Swiatkowski | April 3, 2008 8:10 PM
Better you than me PZ. I'm often happy that nobody knows who I am. Hell, I don't even get those ads for improving various parts of my body.
Who would want to send e-mails like this to an obscure furniture designer/interior designer? Lol!
Fame has its price, they say. Happy paying!
Posted by: Dahan | April 3, 2008 8:12 PM
I went to one of the pages and read this:
"Remember The Back Button On Your Browser"
Best advice I've read all day.
Posted by: MikeM | April 3, 2008 8:12 PM
HOW TO TELL IF YOUR RELIGION IS STUPID
ROFLMAO
http://lfnexus.com/howtotellifyourrelgionisstupid.htm
Sure looks like some people's stupidity is faaaaar superior to other people's stupidity.
Posted by: Fernando Magyar | April 3, 2008 8:16 PM
I was late to post my comment :-)
Posted by: Fernando Magyar | April 3, 2008 8:18 PM
Ouch... That site just hurt my brain.
Check out his fancy credentials pages
WTF is pneumiatry anyway??
Posted by: mattmc | April 3, 2008 8:19 PM
Long time lurker decloaking to advise you how much I admire your intestinal fortitude. I spent less than three clicks at that site, then I googled Biskit's name (sic) and found all I needed to know. How do you do it? I don't watch TV, however, there is a program that my sister watches - H~lls kitchen and she made me watch one program. Seems to me, this is worse than that program, only with regards to the denizens that need to be.... addressed.
P.S. haven't watched since. Don't have a TV.
Posted by: HT | April 3, 2008 8:22 PM
From http://lfnexus.com/howtotellifyourrelgionisstupid.htm:
"God shows favor, which is different from favoritism"
Wow....
Posted by: Ravi Bajaj | April 3, 2008 8:23 PM
Pneumiatry is the science of Pastoral Anthropiatry. Pastoral Anthropiatry is scripturally ethical Anthropiatry. Dr. Bisconti is the founder of the science
Posted by: Fernando Magyar | April 3, 2008 8:23 PM
Pneumiatry? Being an airhead. (A pompous, pretentious airhead in that case, with less rhetorical ability than an earthworm, and less ability at visual design than a paramecium.)
Posted by: Nix | April 3, 2008 8:26 PM
Only a shitty typeface like comic sans could convey the true nature of the content of that site. I was only able to take in about two minutes of it before wanting to scream, cry, and vomit all at the same time.
Posted by: AF | April 3, 2008 8:29 PM
Oh Dear,
whilst the link to "Sexual Karate" had me in stitches I'm still scratching my head over "Abortion- The 6 Day Rule". Apparently abortion before the 6th day of conception is ok because thats "prebortion". After the sixth day its baby and you'll go to Hell.
And I really like how the premise that Evolutionists are "insane" because they have "imagination". I guess that means every artist, musician, inventor, scientist, philosopher etc etc is also insane by that yardstick. Then again I shouldn't jest. I get the feeling that this chap is more in tune with insanity than I am.
Posted by: Bride of Shrek | April 3, 2008 8:29 PM
Oooooh, thanks Fernando... that explains EVERYTHING.
Posted by: CJ | April 3, 2008 8:29 PM
Fernando
I thought bisconti was a nice little crumbly biscuit you ate with strong coffee. Not uncoincidentally they're usually nutty too.;-)
Posted by: Bride of Shrek | April 3, 2008 8:32 PM
I'm gonna come off as cranky, I know, but...
Honestly, PZ, are these kind of kooks worth your time, much less the exposure and traffic you give them? I always feel a great deal of satisfaction when you take down some bloviating idiot like D'Souza, who has real influence, but this type of marginal nutbar is unworthy of your laser-like intellect. I fear that these kind of posts fire up the troops but are just empty intellectual calories, and risk making us mentally flabby.
Great fighters are not just measured by their skills, but also by their opponents. Picking on bums with glass brains is not worthy of a heavyweight like you.
IMHO, of course.
Posted by: Tulse | April 3, 2008 8:35 PM
"I think his answer is to fantasize a lot about hot men. Dreaming is not a sin!"
According to the Catholic church, lust in man's heart *is* a sin.
Watch out, the Thought Police are coming for you!
Posted by: Santoki | April 3, 2008 8:37 PM
Uh oh.
And what does the Pro Evolution Society have to say on the topic?
Hallelujah! Dr. Biscotti is a modern day prophet! Let's all head to Starbucks to eat of his flesh!
Posted by: Brownian, OM | April 3, 2008 8:39 PM
Uh oh, just read his screed on "interracial marriages". This guy is a frikkin bigot of the highest order. His statistics are pure lies( eg 99% of people are against interracial marriages, 75% of parents would disown a child who married outside their race) and he makes the most outrageous statements. Calling interracial marriage "imprudent" several times he ends of by informing us "imprudence" is a sin. Very christian atitude that is. What a fucking champion.
Posted by: Bride of Shrek | April 3, 2008 8:42 PM
The stuff on that website about Sexual Karate is hilarious.
I was always taught that if you get caught on fire, you're supposed to stop drop and roll....
Also, apparently saying the word "masturbation" is too crude, so they refer to "The 'M' Word" as "ego-attention". I think they could do better (1, 2).
Posted by: Martha | April 3, 2008 8:43 PM
*Wiping crackpot crumbs off his belly* You're probably right, Tulse. I'm just gonna have one more bite and I'll put these cookies away.
Posted by: Brownian, OM | April 3, 2008 8:48 PM
Uhhh, what's funny about an apparent case of untreated schizophrenia?
Posted by: Vagrant | April 3, 2008 8:55 PM
We are eternally grateful to you, PZ, for enduring this torture so that we don't have to, and for no reward except our love.
Why, it's almost like offering yourself as a sacrifice to -- uh, something.
(thinks it over)
Nah, not really. But thanks anyway.
Posted by: weemaryanne | April 3, 2008 8:56 PM
What does he mean? kirk?
Dunno why he'd want someone to present Hillary in church, given how frightened he seems of her...
Posted by: Ryan F Stello | April 3, 2008 9:06 PM
With ground troops like these, how can the creationists lose?
Posted by: wazza | April 3, 2008 9:06 PM
Tulse (#25) said,
You've got a point, but you missed it that someone directed PZ there and who knows, maybe insinuated that he didn't have the gall to challenge him (happens a lot to me, I know).
Besides, it's good for a laugh, so don't worry none, we got value out of it.
Posted by: Ryan F Stello | April 3, 2008 9:10 PM
Dammit! I was totally mislead by the "Sexual Karate" section. I was looking forward to learning how to go all Bruce Lee and bringing women to a brain-shattering climax with the pelvic thrusting equivalent of the near-lethal "Six-Inch-Punch."
Curse you Sexual Karate! Curse YOU!
Posted by: Dan | April 3, 2008 9:13 PM
Here's another bunch of crazies....unbeleebabble!!!:)
http://www.sexinchrist.com/pornography.html
Posted by: thumpthumpeyes | April 3, 2008 9:13 PM
Wow. That little list looks like the required mindset to be an East Texan--by choice, anyway. I can hear some of those yokels spewing that drivel already. I grew up listening to crap like that. This is what constitutes reality for these morons. Never mind that it's a reality that exists only in their pointy heads, but it's "their" reality, and, by gum, that's good enough for them. Too bad if you don't have the same reality, though.
Posted by: Aquaria | April 3, 2008 9:19 PM
You can't make this up.
In other words, creationists are keenly interested in keeping science accurate for all our benefit. And look: one million pages of unassailable evidence against evolutionalism is coming right up, and with a pretty blue background ... as soon as they find the time.
Posted by: Bostonian | April 3, 2008 9:19 PM
The point must be made that the best argument we have against "Darwinist censorship" is that we not only don't try to hide these things, but we actively introduce them to a wider audience. They can't say we're hiding their side of the story.
As for christian porn... sounds boring. Also impossible to film.
Posted by: wazza | April 3, 2008 9:20 PM
thump, that's excellent.
OT: What does "pinch the squid" mean?
Squid Pinched for Hillary
Posted by: Mike B | April 3, 2008 9:24 PM
He says that the central equation for Dr. Biconti's unified field theory is: time=(energy)(speed of light)^3. The units don't even match. This is the basis for overturning evolution?
Posted by: Patrick Quigley | April 3, 2008 9:31 PM
Wow, the sexual karate one is wild. These guys are terrified of sex! But LOOK at how they carry out their sex research. LMAO.
Dirty work but someone's got to do it.
Posted by: debbyo | April 3, 2008 9:32 PM
Married for at least fifty years?
They've got to have a massive researcher attrition rate; the average seventy year old christian can handle maybe five pornographic images before having a heart attack or otherwise suffering from catastrophically low blood pressure.
Pierre passed away at sixty nine, and we all mis him so,
Pierre passed away at sixty nine. Boy what a way to go!
Posted by: wazza | April 3, 2008 9:38 PM
Woah, the "how to debate an evolutionist" page is such a hoot! It's basically "frame the argument in terms of the benefit of believing evolution to be true, and then demand that the evolutionist prove that believing evolution to be true has been beneficial!"
Bring on the crazy indeed.
Posted by: Elf M. Sternberg | April 3, 2008 9:40 PM
It's not ALL bad...
he advises ministers (after devoting four of six rules to only using the King James bible) to tell their congregation that tithing is optional and that people should make sure they can feed their families before giving money to the church.
Posted by: wazza | April 3, 2008 9:45 PM
And the debating evolutionists thing does at least acknowledge the difference between a hypothesis and a theory, though he denies Evolution is a theory.
The thing I love most about this is that he offers enormous numbers as though they were proof. Dr Bisconti has apparently won six-figure numbers of debates. I didn't think anyone had lived long enough to be in more than a couple of hundred debates...
Posted by: wazza | April 3, 2008 9:49 PM
To paraphrase a member of the gay rights movement, we have met the enemy and they can't spell.
As a side note PZ, I have a concern. People like this guy are potentially dangerous. Of course I'm not asking for a discussion on the topic, but if you haven't implemented some basic security precautions, I recommend you do so. Although, the Evolution/Intelligent Design debate has so far, thankfully, been lacking in violence, it's not impossible that some extreme follower to be triggered by a personal event and go off the deep end. I also recommend you have a professional in the field review whatever precautions you may already have in place.
Posted by: Michael | April 3, 2008 9:50 PM
Tulse said:
"The following counter report is periodically updated with the total number of hits for the currently over 1,000,000 web pages that make up this website: 25,890,445"
I don't know whether it is true, of course, but that is some scary shit if it is. That isn't marginal, although it does only equate to 25 hits for each web page, I guess.
Posted by: Damian | April 3, 2008 9:58 PM
Brownian,
There is something frighteningly wooden-horse insidious about that. Forgetting that it's a ridiculous press release for a ridiculous group posted on a pro-frontal-lobotomy site that not even the Phelps family would cop to, what's stopping a bunch of savvy creationists from fronting a phony pro-evolution group, massaging it to legitimacy, then pulling the rug out and claiming to advocate creationism as a science?
Oh, right...hiring Ben Stein as a spokesman.
Nevermind.
Posted by: defectiverobot | April 3, 2008 10:00 PM
In his page on "For Gays: How to Stop Your Homosexual Activity" he discusses how he and other enlightened men deal with sexual desire when they are confronted with the guilty entity (The neighbor? The neighbor's kid? The neighbor's dog? He doesn't say.)
He says that Godly men who resist fiercely enough go into a "virtual fugue" state, a waking dream. In this waking dream it looks to the dreamer to be the same place, with the same people, but he knows it's a dream by the surreal nature. This can be identified by the dreamer's complete lack of *will*. Nothing done in a dream is the dreamer's fault (he's dreaming, remember?) and therefore is not a sin.
So what does he "dream" when he resists sexual temptation but then enters this divine state of total lack of self-control, in which his "dreaming" behavior is not sinful?
Frankly, he sounds like he's capable of anything, and is quite dangerous. It depends, I suppose, on whatever turns him on.
Posted by: freehand | April 3, 2008 10:03 PM
that's got to be at least 8.5 on the timecube scale...
Posted by: Brain Hertz | April 3, 2008 10:07 PM
Elf,
That was a hoot!
I particularly like the second directive, which basically states that the best way to win a debate with an evolutionist is to make sure you're not debating an actual evolutionist.
Indeed. The best way to win a fight with Mike Tyson is to fight Ben Stein!
Posted by: defectiverobot | April 3, 2008 10:08 PM
That reminds me of that bizarre, 150-page comment we got a few months ago.
Posted by: Skwee | April 3, 2008 10:18 PM
I think the answer lies in the word 'savvy'.
Besides, to do so undetected would violate Brownian's Corollary to Poe's Law.
Posted by: Brownian, OM | April 3, 2008 10:20 PM
In the past I've only tackled crackpots. Kooks seem to be a few steps further along the path towards insanity.
A particularly interesting irony is that the guy says one can tell if one's religion is stupid (in fact insane) if "#8 Your religion is stupid (and actually insane) if it requires you to make one or more other people suffer in order for you to have a good afterlife.", and then says on another page that that is what God did ("means of their rescue was the suffering of the punishment by the Lord Jesus Christ in their place")!
For many people, "God says X" is an excuse for incoherent thought. Or insanity, as the case may be, while accusing others of it and not realizing one's own self-diagnosed condition.
Posted by: James McGrath | April 3, 2008 10:27 PM
Imagine how disappointed I was when I went to look and only found a picture of what appears to be an old curtain w/ a red line on it and possible a roman bridge. Again w/ a red line.
Posted by: tincture | April 3, 2008 10:32 PM
It's pretty cool how he "proves" that supernatural dreams can cure a person's gay orientation. Awesome. Clearly, therefore, supernatural dreams can also turn a straight person gay. I wonder if he's tried it?
(Can supernatural dreams cure wackiness? I'm guessing not.)
Posted by: Zeno | April 3, 2008 10:45 PM
The numbers quoted are crazy everywhere. It's like, after a couple of zeros they lose count. I mean, a hundred million pages of pornographic literature! To ensure it's, you know, scientific enough. And what are they measuring(titter)? Whether pornography turns golden-anniversary Christians into devil-worshippers? It's a bit hard on the old biddies isn't it? Risking their salvation for science?
And how do they "carefully select" from this group of fundamentalist christian couples married more than fifty years (how many can there be?)? If it's their fortitude in the face of filth they want (and that is not going to be easy to find amongst this group), then how will they learn the effects it has on the more vulnerable?
Also, how do the (other) testers analyze images that only a computer sees? And why would they analyze texts that have been "cleaned up"? What would be the point?
This stuff is awful - it brings out the masochist in me. Imagine if I were forced to watch a zillion pictures of naked babes getting tied up and spanked (science blog, deb, SCIENCE blog) (How do you italicize?)
Posted by: debbyo | April 3, 2008 10:45 PM
Why does he want someone to kiss Hillary Clinton?
Posted by: mena | April 3, 2008 10:55 PM
He's also a database expert. And an AI expert. He has a PhD in Applied Computer Science from, well, some 'school' he claims to have set up. The link to the school goes to the site for "Urban Force", a covert military version of Guardian Angels he claims to have been part of, which happens to have the same web host as everything else he links to.
I particularly like his new Bible translation.
Damn, 6,000-some pages per volume. Must use God's own bindery.
Yeah, he's most likely an unmedicated schizophrenic. I don't see anything wrong with laughing at what he produces as long as we reserve a nugget of sympathy for the person.
Posted by: Jon H | April 3, 2008 10:56 PM
By the way, PZ, this guy is apparently in Chicago.
Posted by: Jon H | April 3, 2008 11:00 PM
Debb: pointy bracket with point to the left lower-case i pointy bracket with point to the right words you want italicised pointy bracket with point to the left slash like this: / lower-case i pointy bracket with point to the right
same also works with bold, just use a b instead of an i
look up html tags for other things
Posted by: wazza | April 3, 2008 11:01 PM
Wait...you mean to tell me that this ISN'T a parody?!
Sheesh, you know it's bad when you can't tell the difference between a parody site and those who really believe this crap.
Posted by: YSTH | April 3, 2008 11:03 PM
@Jon H #60
Did you check out the source code on his web page? Mein Gott can you imagine what kind of database he would create for you? Pretty funny he advertises a Sarbanes Oxley AI program yet cannot write a decent web page.
Posted by: Onkel Bob | April 3, 2008 11:10 PM
Don't neglect to examine the list of peer reviewers for his 1980 dissertation.
Posted by: Jon H | April 3, 2008 11:13 PM
I think it does have value (besides a bit of laughter through tears). Not all kooks are as crazy as the Sexual Karate guy. Your average kook - say, might go to church on Sundays, reads horoscope or just not walk under ladders - when exposed to the extreme kook ("sex is the work of the devil except when making little christians") might give pause to question. Might think: superstition can go whacko, better watch that.
Posted by: debbyo | April 3, 2008 11:17 PM
And don't miss the schedule of monthly fees for his paid site.
'Antievolution Studies' costs just $45.95/month, compared to $195.95 for 'Unified Field Theory' and a whopping $795/month for 'Parapsychiatric Training'.
Posted by: Jon H | April 3, 2008 11:20 PM
"Evolutionists, then, take the artifact and go to the Book of Evolutionist Tricks" - I dunno why since I have not had the pleasure of meeting them in person (but enjoy their comments a lot), but I can picture Brownian OM and MAJeff up on a podium, consulting a eeeeevil looking book of tricks and then suddenly conjuring up .... PZ! Who immediately eats them! Then Cuttlefish will do a nice rhyme (and now for our final formal act - heeeeere's Cuttlefish!) - and get eaten by PZ. PZ would eat Mathis too but best not to eat purgatives.
I also like the EON TV idea. "I want my EON TV". Maybe he can stream all that porn on it..?
PZ has all the fun. At my uni, I usually just get spammed by people who want to know why I belong to NCSE's Project Steve when my soul is obviously in mortal peril...
Posted by: one of many NCSE Steves | April 3, 2008 11:21 PM
wazza - too kind, thanks. (not quoting just showing off)
Posted by: debby | April 3, 2008 11:25 PM
Danian #48:
I just checked the site, and the counter is still on 25,890,445.
Posted by: Bill Anderson | April 3, 2008 11:26 PM
Bill #71:
It's not so much the hit count as the claim that he has a million pages on his site.
Posted by: Jon H | April 3, 2008 11:28 PM
Pleeze Rich #9 post a warning before you send an innocent middle-aged woman like myself to a website like that... I should have blown my nose & strapped on a Depends - snerting & laughing until you wet yourself gets ugly.
Posted by: Pat | April 3, 2008 11:28 PM
OT, but heads up (or, as we might say, "Big Gadget, this is Little Tool. We've got ourselves a situation."
I just heard a blurb on Marketplace, the "business" show that frequently lives side-by-side with NPR's All Things Considered, that tomorrow's show will have an article entitled Scientists, businessmen, and evolution. I want to reserve judgement, but the audio blurb that followed the announcement was a woman's voice saying only this: "If you question Darwinism that's it, your career is over."
This does not fill me with hope.
I can only hope that they make the point, over and over, loudly, that since Intelligent Design cannot by definition lead to promising channels of research, promoting it in the industrial research laboratory is a serious career-limiting move.
Posted by: Elf M. Sternberg | April 3, 2008 11:29 PM
Whoops, dropped an "o" ( too busy showing off)
Posted by: debbyo | April 3, 2008 11:30 PM
... the Book of Evolutionist Tricks ...
Identically-bound companion volume to The Gay Agenda, no doubt.
Posted by: Ron Sullivan | April 3, 2008 11:37 PM
debb: I for one didn't notice until you pointed it out
Elf, there is also the point that if you examine all the evidence, hear all the arguments, and then question darwinism, you've got to be something congenital. I don't know what. Just something. And that does not bode well for your employment prospects.
Posted by: wazza | April 3, 2008 11:40 PM
Ron: They're actually volumes of the Handbook of the New World Order
"Our Founder
Dr. Michael J. Bisconti, DBA, Th.D., D.Sc., Ph.D., Ph.M.D., S.J.D."
What are those qualifications?
Posted by: wazza | April 3, 2008 11:42 PM
Now I know where many of the crazies who post on Panda's Thumb get their book learnin' . . . . .from For the Kids to Wiilliam Wallace . . . .
Posted by: waldteufel | April 3, 2008 11:43 PM
From the domain WHOIS, the owner's information: (publicly available at this address.
Bisconti, Michael mbisconti@aol.com
2400 Golf Road
Rolling Meadows, Illinois 60008
United States
6308248360
Go nuts, minions!
Posted by: Aaron | April 3, 2008 11:47 PM
Wazza: DBA is "Dilute Brown Agouti," a species of mouse frequently used for laboratory experiments. I have no trouble believing that of Dr. Bisconti.
The more I read this site, the more convinced I become that it has to be a hoax. There's too much unlinked material, too many gaps.
Posted by: Elf M. Sternberg | April 3, 2008 11:48 PM
Why would that indicate a hoax, Elf?
Seems typical for kookiness
Posted by: wazza | April 3, 2008 11:49 PM
What are those qualifications?
DBA - "Dead Before Arrival".
LOL - also stands for "Design Basis Accident."
Posted by: debbyo | April 3, 2008 11:53 PM
Incidentally, Michael Bisconti, PhD, is quite obviously an expert on all of the natural sciences. See his resume here: http://solutionsocc.com/resume.michaelbisconti.htm
Here's his educational record:
Doctorate: Ph.D. in Applied Computer Science (5/80 MicroTech Institute)
Master's Degree (MBA 5/90 Chicago Business Institute)
Master's Degree (M.S. in Computer Science 5/74 MicroTech Institute)
Bachelor's Degree (B.E., Bachelor of Educ. 5/71 Midwestern College)
Certification - MTI Microsoft SQL Server DBA Certification
Certification - MTI Oracle DBA Certification
Posted by: Aaron | April 3, 2008 11:57 PM
Everyone gets stuck on the first one
personally, I think the second one is "theological doctor", known to non-kooks as a Doctor of Divinity, or DD
Also "Doctor of Science", a qualification which does not, in fact, exist, a Philosophical Doctorate he almost certainly was not given by any academy not established by himself, a Philosophical Medical Doctorate, which also exists only in the imagination of Mr Bisconti, and SJD, which I assume has something to do with religion.
So, basically, a huge pile of falsehoods.
Wazza, ATCL
(and yes, I am entitled to those letters, unlike some people I could provide a link to)
Posted by: wazza | April 3, 2008 11:58 PM
@mena
You beat me to it!
Posted by: Edward | April 4, 2008 12:00 AM
Are you sure this isn't a parody site? Something like the True Christian Church of Christ: http://www.truechristian.com/
Or Landover Baptist: http://www.landoverbaptist.org/
If not, these people are a threat to humanity at large. It's time to create re-education (or maybe just "eduction") camps for these fundamentalists, before they can do more harm than they already have.
Posted by: E | April 4, 2008 12:05 AM
"Go nuts, minions!"
That's out of line and entirely uncalled for.
Sure, the guy's got a nutty website, but that's no reason to be posting his real-world address.
That's a GOP move. What are you, some kind of pathetic thug?
Posted by: Jon H | April 4, 2008 12:05 AM
Wow. Molar stupidity.
Posted by: Milo Johnson | April 4, 2008 12:17 AM
I was amused until I got to here:
"FINALLY, WE ARE VEHEMENTLY AGAINST THE PASSAGE OF ANY LAWS THAT PROHIBIT INTERRACIAL MARRIAGE, IN SPITE OF THE FACT THAT WE DO NOT ADVOCATE INTERRACIAL MARRIAGE. OUR POSITION IS ONE OF PRUDENCE, NOT LAW. GOVERNMENT, HANDS OFF!
ONE FINAL NOTE: IT IS A SIN TO BE IMPRUDENT!"
In other words, interracial marriage is a sin.
Now I just have a headache.
Posted by: Xopher tm | April 4, 2008 12:18 AM
"If not, these people are a threat to humanity at large."
This guy's not a threat to anyone but himself. The site's so transparently crazy that anyone who believes it was never going to be on the side of reason in the first place.
Frankly, with your bullshit about reeducation camps, you're a bigger threat to humanity than some pathetic guy with schizophrenia.
Posted by: Jon H | April 4, 2008 12:21 AM
SJD, btw, is Doctor of Juridical Science (UberLawyer).
Posted by: Xopher tm | April 4, 2008 12:23 AM