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Only in the virtual world…

Which should I be more worried about: this not-safe-for-work-but-flattering fantasy, or the fact that I was informed about it by Phil Plait, who must be searching the web for “PZ Myers tag team fantasy”.

My wife isn’t going to let me travel any more, either.

Comments

  1. #1 Eli
    May 26, 2008

    I would be much, much more worried about the former. Just saying.

  2. #2 Brownian, OM
    May 26, 2008

    PZ! You so totally scored, dude!

    Hmph. How come I never get groupies?

  3. #3 David
    May 26, 2008

    Awww. Phil must be heartbroken.

  4. #4 PZ Myers
    May 26, 2008

    Except, of course, that Phil gets to go on a cruise with me in August.

    I’m also realistic. I know I can only be attractive in the abstract.

  5. #5 BecauseHeLives
    May 26, 2008

    Proof (if any were needed) that atheism leads to immorality and lewd behavior. Fire up the ovens, honey, I foresee another holocaust soon.

  6. #6 Dan
    May 26, 2008

    PZ? You’ve graduated to the groupie-stalker club.

  7. #7 Michael
    May 26, 2008

    I thought you were in this business just for the groupies.

  8. #8 Steve_C
    May 26, 2008

    Who lives? Cthulhu?

    I call Poe’s Law on that one.

  9. #9 Lynnai
    May 26, 2008

    Just in case go take your wife to dinner. It’s not your fault but it can’t hurt.

  10. #10 Etha Williams
    May 26, 2008

    @#5 BecauseHeLives –

    Proof (if any were needed) that atheism leads to immorality and lewd behavior. Fire up the ovens, honey, I foresee another holocaust soon.

    Hopefully, you’re a Poe.

    If not, you desperately need to get a sense of perspective. Lewd sexuality does not lead to killing people.

    Are you one of those “Pink Swastika” nutjobs too?

  11. #11 JeffreyD
    May 26, 2008

    I followed the link and laughed out loud. Also, followed a tip from them to http://midwestteensexshow.com which I flat out love. My youngest is already 21, but advising all my kids, even the 30 year old, to view this site. I hope it is still around when my grand children are old enough to need it.

    Ciao, y’all

  12. #12 Scienceman123
    May 26, 2008

    Biologists get all the girls. Everyone knows that.

  13. #13 Coturnix
    May 26, 2008

    “I know I can only be attractive in the abstract.”

    Naw, I think you are most attractive in Materials And Methods.

  14. #14 Kez
    May 26, 2008

    Embarrassing for you that she thinks a grey haired (perhaps slightly balding) old man like Dawkins is more attractive though.

  15. #15 Benjamin Franklin
    May 26, 2008

    Number 2 to Dawkins?

    Must be that uber-suave accent of his.

    PZ Myers, the Avis of rockstar biologists.

  16. #16 Sili
    May 26, 2008

    Well, Dawkypoo is well sexy.

    Speaking of virtual worlds, was there ever a play-by-play for those of us who’re too oldfangled to visit 2nd Life?

  17. #17 Ant
    May 26, 2008

    “Naw, I think you are most attractive in Materials And Methods.”

    I thought you had to be attractive before the introduction? The abstract seems the better place for attractiveness. ;D

  18. #18 Sven DiMilo
    May 26, 2008

    Biologists get all the girls.

    if only…

    I think you have to be famous.

  19. #19 RamblinDude
    May 26, 2008

    Brownian, OM: Hmph. How come I never get groupies?

    Hey! Aren’t you the one getting fan mail from Marisa Tomei?

    Hmph. I don’t want to hear a thing from you! ;-)

  20. #20 Spinoza
    May 26, 2008

    Not to rain on anyone’s hypothetical parade, but this smacks of cult-of-personality.

    Weirdness.

    And the people I’ve met who really are like that, scare the shit out of me…

    Not the brightest crayons in the box…

  21. #21 MAJeff, OM
    May 26, 2008

    Biologists get all the girls.
    —–
    Brownian, OM: Hmph. How come I never get groupies?

    Shit. Try being a sociologist.

    OK, admittedly, I’m not really interested in the girls. But sociology is not the place to go for groupies. Hell, one of the things I used to love about queer activist conferences was the opportunity for a fun weekend hookup. I wouldn’t even sleep with any sociologists–we’re not an attractive group.

    The only groupie I’ve ever had was completely off limits. A fellow student of his, someone I had known for a couple years, informed me that he had joined the class because of a crush on me. Of course, undergrads are off limits–and even if they weren’t they tend to be too young and silly–so I wouldn’t go there, but he wasn’t even a cute undergrad.

  22. #22 Art
    May 26, 2008

    “My wife isn’t going to let me travel any more, either.”

    To regain your mobility you might introduce your wife to any of the better chastity belt manufacturers. They’re not just for ladies any more.

    Given a choice go for the silk lined models. The silky stimulation almost makes up for the confinement and greatly reduces the amount of chaffing. A desirable result, assuming your not into the masochism.

  23. #23 JSW
    May 26, 2008

    Note to self: Become a prominent evolutionary biologist and atheist writer/blogger.

  24. #24 Sven DiMilo
    May 26, 2008

    This whole thread is starting to reek of Too Much Information.

  25. #25 Ron Sullivan
    May 26, 2008

    Aw get over it, Spinoza. Obviously you’ve never been a teenage girl.

    I’ll give the kid points for taste. Also for a new-to-me term: “Eiffel Tower.”

  26. #26 ekzept
    May 26, 2008

    just tell ‘em you’re a cephelapod in disguise and cross-species fertilization attempts don’t work too well.

    whaddya expect, PZ, after all, everyone of your stature gets groupies. its a price — or fringe benefit — of the shtick, don’t ya know.
    ;-)

  27. #27 Mike
    May 26, 2008

    Eiffel Tower? Gad, I feel old, anyone know what that is?

  28. #28 Azkyroth
    May 26, 2008

    Eiffel Tower? Gad, I feel old, anyone know what that is?

  29. #30 Paul W.
    May 26, 2008

    Eiffel Tower? Gad, I feel old, anyone know what that is?

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=eiffel+tower

  30. #31 Tom
    May 26, 2008

    I can only hope that Skatje doesn’t read this blog.

    And, you know at least one smart-alecked UMM student is going to bring this up tomorrow, right?

  31. #32 Etha Williams
    May 26, 2008

    @#27 Mike –

    Eiffel Tower? Gad, I feel old, anyone know what that is?

    Also… (see def 2).

  32. #33 Janine ID
    May 26, 2008

    Damn! Talk about a morale boost.

  33. #34 Sastra
    May 26, 2008

    Sounds like a kind of female version of the sex fantasies in Woody Allen’s short story “The Whore of Mensa.”

    http://members.tripod.com/waitalia/short-uk.html

    Dawkins and Myers, definitely; do me some Darwin, trash talk creationism, a little down and dirty on alt med … you both know what us skep-chicks like — just a quick intellectual experience, and then leave.

  34. #35 Phil Plait
    May 26, 2008

    I wondered if the providence of this were going to come up. In fact, I got a trackback from a site that had that up as a link in the same post.

    But alas, poor PZ. He’s Number 2.

  35. #36 iwdw
    May 26, 2008

    Rule 34 strikes again.

  36. #37 Hans
    May 26, 2008

    PZ? I know you don’t need my advice, being an adult and even older than me, but bring flowers home today. Don’t ask. I once got into trouble with the missus over something she dreamt I did, and this stuff is much more real. So bring flowers. It’s the least you can do.

  37. #38 Blake Stacey
    May 26, 2008

    That sound I just heard. . . I think it was Matt Nisbet’s brain asploding.

  38. #39 Hank Roberts
    May 26, 2008

    In vaguely related news: http://entertainment.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=08/05/26/2249243

    “… Quick! Test out and move the bars on the pretty graph! Can we make Slashdot.org the “Smartest Website in the World?” (It’s curretly number 2 behind ScienceBlogs.com.) …”

  39. #40 Blake Stacey
    May 26, 2008

    PZ Myers (#4):

    I’m also realistic. I know I can only be attractive in the abstract.

    Coturnix (#13):

    Naw, I think you are most attractive in Materials And Methods.

    You never know when you might become intensely ravishing to a footnote fetishist.

  40. #41 MAJeff, OM
    May 26, 2008

    Straight people are crazy. “Eiffel tower”? That’s just a low-grade threesome. No big deal.

  41. #42 JStein
    May 26, 2008

    I’ll be honest, this woman looks like she might kidnap and rape you, PZ. You better start carrying your pepper spray.

    Very funny post.

  42. #43 Ichthyic
    May 26, 2008

    ROFLMAO

    science groupies.

    sounds like something out of “Far Side”.

  43. For all the things to be linked for!

    If anyone is interested, the more reasonable works from the kids in the video can be found at http://tehjuggernauts.blogspot.com. We are the outspoken atheists in a small BibleBelt college town, and usually the fruits of our labors are a bit more academic.

    Still, we will happily take a link from Pharyngula!

    -Amber

    P.S. Dr. Myers, your wife can rest easy. I have my own atheist to curl up with. =D

  44. #45 Ichthyic
    May 26, 2008

    Proof (if any were needed) that atheism leads to immorality and lewd behavior. Fire up the ovens, honey, I foresee another holocaust soon.

    Kenny? is that you?

  45. #46 MAJeff, OM
    May 26, 2008

    Kenny? is that you?

    I’ll fire up an oven. I think he’s stink might make my grilled bratwurst funky though.

  46. #47 Etha Williams
    May 26, 2008

    @#45 Ichthyic –

    Proof (if any were needed) that atheism leads to immorality and lewd behavior. Fire up the ovens, honey, I foresee another holocaust soon.

    Kenny? is that you?

    I don’t know, Kenny doesn’t strike me as the morphing type. He’s proud of his insanity…

    OTOH, the content and style of the post are in the vein of The Kenny….

  47. #48 Ichthyic
    May 26, 2008

    I’ll fire up an oven. I think he’s stink might make my grilled bratwurst funky though.

    heh, that reminds me, I finally saw Tim Burton’s “Sweeny Todd” the other night.

    gruesome.

    not a bad idea, though. Good bit of recycling, even if they apparently needed a better scrubber on their smokestack.
    ;)

  48. It should also be noted that this video is actually a “outtakes” from the show “Beautiful Flower and Penis”, located at beautifulflowerandpenis.blogspot.com

    Beautiful Flower and Penis is an internet sex show that attempts to open up dialogs about sexual issues. We live in a very conservative part of the country, and open conversations about sexual education and health are rare. It is an abstinence-only education culture, where they put child care in the High Schools, but don’t hand out condoms in the Nurse’s Office.

    As twenty-somethings who are still in college, talking about sex is the only way we have to fight back against the religious taboos which are being applied to our bodies through laws and legislation. It is the only way we have to normalize the human sexual experience, when all those around us try so hard to chastise us for being humans.

    I urge you all to check it out.

    It isn’t only me drooling over intellectual brain candy, I promise. =P

  49. #50 BecauseHeLives
    May 26, 2008

    Flowers will not save you

    “Do not desire her beauty in your heart, Nor let her capture you with her eyelids.”

    “For the flesh lusteth against the Spirit, and the Spirit against the flesh: and these are contrary the one to the other: so that ye cannot do the things that ye would.

    Now the works of the flesh are manifest, which are these; Adultery, fornication, uncleanness, lasciviousness,

    Idolatry, witchcraft, hatred, variance, emulations, wrath, strife, seditions, heresies,

    Envyings, murders, drunkenness, revellings, and such like: of the which I tell you before, as I have also told you in time past, that they which do such things shall not inherit the kingdom of God.”

  50. #51 Kseniya
    May 26, 2008

    BecauseHeDrones

  51. #52 MAJeff, OM
    May 26, 2008

    “For the flesh lusteth against the Spirit, and the Spirit against the flesh: and these are contrary the one to the other: so that ye cannot do the things that ye would.
    Now the works of the flesh are manifest, which are these; Adultery, fornication, uncleanness, lasciviousness,
    Idolatry, witchcraft, hatred, variance, emulations, wrath, strife, seditions, heresies,
    Envyings, murders, drunkenness, revellings, and such like: of the which I tell you before, as I have also told you in time past, that they which do such things shall not inherit the kingdom of God.”

    blah blah blah blah blah

  52. #53 Kseniya
    May 26, 2008

    (Kenny would never say, “Fire up the ovens, honey.” He’s not that colorful. Really.)

  53. #54 RamblinDude
    May 26, 2008

    For all the things to be linked for!

    We are the outspoken atheists in a small BibleBelt college town, and usually the fruits of our labors are a bit more academic.

    That is so funny!

  54. #55 BobbyEarle
    May 26, 2008

    PZ…

    You must know that you are considered to be the Fabio of the interweb.

    “I can’t believe he’s not Dawkins…”

  55. #56 Mike
    May 26, 2008

    IDiots don’t have groupies. Damn, PZ – Ben Stein’s panties are really going to be in a twist over this one! ;-)

  56. #57 Etha Williams
    May 26, 2008

    @#50 BecauseHeLives –

    “Do not desire her beauty in your heart, Nor let her capture you with her eyelids.”

    You are way too hung up on the sex thing. Go do yourself a favor and read Song of Songs (aka Song of Solomon, aka Canticles). And then masturbate. For a really, really long time.

    It will help, I promise.

  57. #58 Carly Ann
    May 27, 2008

    Hey there. I’m the producer/director/editor of Beautiful Flower and Penis. Sorry if the video startled you. It’s all in good fun.

    Thanks for watching.

  58. #59 Ichthyic
    May 27, 2008

    And then masturbate. For a really, really long time.

    It will help, I promise.

    well, he should watch out for chafing…

    OTOH, he can using the froth coming out of his mouth for lubrication.

  59. #60 Etha Williams
    May 27, 2008

    @#49 Amber Culbertson-Faegre –

    As twenty-somethings who are still in college, talking about sex is the only way we have to fight back against the religious taboos which are being applied to our bodies through laws and legislation. It is the only way we have to normalize the human sexual experience, when all those around us try so hard to chastise us for being humans.

    From one twenty-something college student to another, nice job :). The dichotomy between the acceptability of sexuality and of violence in our society is really bizarre and perverse.

  60. #61 arachnophilia
    May 27, 2008

    on a similar note, a (fake) picture of adam savage from mythbusters busting the myth of goatse-man has recently surfaced.

  61. #62 Rey Fox
    May 27, 2008

    “blah blah blah blah blah”

    Humperdoo!

  62. #63 Renee
    May 27, 2008

    Hrm, one of the guys in the videos from the Beautiful Flower show has been blogged about on here before.

    I’ve read about this MSU group here and there, especially over at venganza.org. Good job kids. Keep up the good work.

  63. @ Etha #60,

    Thank you so much for your vote of confidence!

    We are from Springfield, Missouri, which is a ridiculously religious area. The fear of all things sexual has bred a culture where students are threatened with expulsion for handing out condoms in the high schools, and STD testing is virtually unavailable.

    Our voices are all we have, but living in Springfield sure gives us a lot of opportunities to practice using them. =)

    -Amber

  64. #65 Kseniya
    May 27, 2008

    The dichotomy between the acceptability of sexuality and of violence in our society is really bizarre and perverse.

    Yeah, no kidding. I’ve lost count of the number of times I’ve had that conversation. Though they themselves may not even be fully aware of it, many parents (I’d guess more than 50 percent) in this country would rather their grade-school child see fictionalized death and dismemberment than fictionalized sex (even fade-to-black-before-anything-really-happens sex) or even something as natural and inoccuous as a momentary baring of a breast. Now try to imagine the number of kids who saw movies like Revenge Of The Sith long before their tenth, eight, or even sixth birthdays. I’m quite sure that it’s way, way more than zero.

    Bizarre and perverse. Indeed.

    /petpeeve

  65. #66 Kseniya
    May 27, 2008

    *innocuous

  66. #67 Owlmirror
    May 27, 2008

    Fixed that for ya!

    Religion will not save you

    “Do not desire its comfort in your heart, Nor let it capture you with its inanity.”

    “For the reason denyeth against the Stupid, and the Stupid against the reason: and these are contrary the one to the other: so that ye cannot do the things that ye would.

    Now the works of the stupid are manifest, which are these; Hypocrisy, mendacity, self-deception, insanity,

    Superstition, false accusations, hatred, variance, emulations, wrath, strife, seditions, heresies,

    Envyings, murders, drunkenness, revellings, and such like: of the which I tell you before, as I have also told you in time past, that they which do such things shall not inherit the future.”

  67. #68 RamblinDude
    May 27, 2008

    Though they themselves may not even be fully aware of it, many parents (I’d guess more than 50 percent) in this country would rather their grade-school child see fictionalized death and dismemberment than fictionalized sex (even fade-to-black-before-anything-really-happens sex) or even something as natural and inoccuous as a momentary baring of a breast.

    Or even breastfeeding.

  68. #69 Etha Williams
    May 27, 2008

    @#65 Kseniya –

    Though they themselves may not even be fully aware of it, many parents (I’d guess more than 50 percent) in this country would rather their grade-school child see fictionalized death and dismemberment than fictionalized sex (even fade-to-black-before-anything-really-happens sex) or even something as natural and inoccuous as a momentary baring of a breast.

    This reminds me of an anecdote about the reaction to a female/female kiss shown on Star Trek: Deep Space Nine (the episode was “Rejoined”). Some woman wrote a very angry letter expressing her indignation that two women kissing each other could be aired on TV. In response someone involved in the show (I think Ira Steven Behr) asked if she would prefer to see two women shooting each other. She replied with an unequivocal yes.

  69. #70 Ichthyic
    May 27, 2008

    Some woman wrote a very angry letter

    I wonder if it was this woman:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3mDLsyn6ns&feature=related

    NOT A CHRISTIAAAANNNAAUGH!

    DARK SIDED!

    http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/12753/

  70. #71 RamblinDude
    May 27, 2008

    I wonder if it was this woman:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q3mDLsyn6ns&feature=related

    Wow. She looked positively evil there for a moment. Funny how that works, isn’t it?

    (She did give a good show, though.)

  71. #72 Ichthyic
    May 27, 2008

    “Do not desire its comfort in your heart, Nor let it capture you with its inanity.”

    heh.

    that’s about the size of it.

    “…for if captured, forever will your destiny be guided by fear.”

  72. #73 Leigh
    May 27, 2008

    This child Amber is charming, adorable and obviously VERY intelligent. Congrats on attracting the best and brightest, PZ. “Beautiful Flower and Penis” is some good work.

    But I don’t get this from BecauseHeLives: [do not] “let her capture you with her eyelids.” Yes, I get the Biblical reference, but WTF?

    I’ve been complimented on many things, but no one EVER mentioned my eyelids. Is there such a thing as an eyelid fetish?

  73. #74 Owlmirror
    May 27, 2008

    I’ve been complimented on many things, but no one EVER mentioned my eyelids. Is there such a thing as an eyelid fetish?

    Eyelids aren’t a sexual characteristic in themselves, but they can be a nonverbal sexual signaling mechanism.

    Think “come-hither look”, or “flutter”.

  74. #75 nanoAl
    May 27, 2008

    Nanotechnology is the way to go if you’re after science groupies. I’ve only been in this for a year, its nerdy and unsexy in the extreme, and I’ve still already gotten three drunken marriage proposals. good stuff. made my day!

  75. #76 Paul W.
    May 27, 2008

    Be sure to submit that to the film festival Randy Olson suggested.

    Best evolution recruiting video EVAR.

  76. #77 Leigh
    May 27, 2008

    Yeah, Owl, probably means “bedroom eyes”. But I still think it’s an odd verse to pick if you’re trying to proselytize teh heathen . . .

  77. #78 Stephen Wells
    May 27, 2008

    My wife and I first got together over a dense lithium aluminosilicate, working out the flexibility of the framework in terms of the rigid units :)

    Re. the issue of violence versus sexuality in movies: thinking about it, I’m wondering if one of the differences is that seeing violence in movies doesn’t make me want to commit violence, whereas seeing sex in movies does frequently make me want to have sex. The solution is probably much more sex in movies.

  78. #79 JeffreyD
    May 27, 2008

    Amber, re your #64 and supra, nice site, nice blog, nice work. Hang in there and do the good work. I am an old guy, but unlike many of my contemporaries I see lots of young people that make me feel happy and secure about the way the world is going. I hope you and your colleagues will fare well.

    Ciao (you kids get off my lawn!!!) y’all

  79. #80 Carlie
    May 27, 2008

    But I don’t get this from BecauseHeLives: [do not] “let her capture you with her eyelids.” Yes, I get the Biblical reference, but WTF?

    Isn’t that what that crazy Christian school in Pensacola called “making eye babies”?

  80. #81 Michelle
    May 27, 2008

    *reads URL* What. O_o

    I’m not clicking that!

  81. #82 Sampo Rassi
    May 27, 2008

    The headline is right. Only on the Internet. But the important thing is, this is happening somewhere, whereas 20 years ago, it wouldn’t’ve. This means two things. 1) Sex is being discussed more openly. 2) Science is sexier.

  82. #83 Blake Stacey
    May 27, 2008

    Kseniya (#65):

    Though they themselves may not even be fully aware of it, many parents (I’d guess more than 50 percent) in this country would rather their grade-school child see fictionalized death and dismemberment than fictionalized sex (even fade-to-black-before-anything-really-happens sex) or even something as natural and innocuous as a momentary baring of a breast.

    I count myself very lucky that when I was in grade school, my parents let me watch movies like Gandahar, a.k.a. Light Years. A French animated film, whose English-language screenplay was written by Isaac Asimov, and which starred the voices of Penn and Teller — oh, and did I mention that its cultural sensibilities were, well, French?

  83. #84 Kseniya
    May 27, 2008

    Blake, I’ve never heard of that one. I wonder if NetFlix has it…?

  84. #85 Blake Stacey
    May 27, 2008

    I don’t think the English-language version has come out on DVD. I found a VHS copy in a bargain bin a few years ago.

  85. #86 BecauseHeLives
    May 27, 2008

    Hey there. I’m the producer/director/editor of Beautiful Flower and Penis. Sorry if the video startled you. It’s all in good fun.

    Fun? You entice two married men to commit lewd and lascivious acts with a scarlet temptress, a thorn among lilies, a triple breasted Whore of the Interwebs.

    That they are fools who deny God and worship Satan does not excuse your wanton behavior.

    When you go down on your bended knees before Jesus do not think that your scarlet lips will gayne you admittance to his inner podium.

  86. #87 Etha Williams
    May 27, 2008

    #86 BecauseHeLives babbled

    a triple breasted Whore of the Interwebs.

    and

    When you go down on your bended knees before Jesus do not think that your scarlet lips will gayne you admittance to his inner podium.

    Two of the funniest things I’ve read today (admittedly, the day is still young).

    Please tell me you are a Poe? Or maybe it is funnier if you aren’t….

  87. #88 Pubcat
    May 27, 2008

    Well I guess if atheism and being a scientist correlate well with intellegence and the brain size, this could be sexual selection…
    Oh come on, smart men are stupidly attractive :p

  88. #89 Brownian, OM
    May 27, 2008

    I don’t think I’d like to gayne access to Jesus’ inner podium. Unless it’s true that Jesus was really a woman.

  89. #90 Kseniya
    May 27, 2008

    Etha, I think the triple-breasted-whore (a Heinlein ref, I believe) gives the game away. Well done, BecauseHeDrones!

    And…

    Not entirely off-topic.

  90. #91 Lauren Lane
    May 27, 2008

    Hello All!

    Being one of the crazy kids who helped make this video, I just wanted to thank you all for the positive feedback. It’s good to know that you are all having just as much fun watching as we did making this lovely gem!

    Oh, and PZ? Don’t be offended that Dawkins is the sexier one…I mean…we all went to see Expelled and got thoroughly turned on by that man’s inability to be pwned. If it makes you feel any better, he is only just *slightly* sexier and we are all still totally and completely part of your fan club.

    Have a great day!

    Lauren

  91. #92 Blake Stacey
    May 27, 2008

    “Triple-breasted whore of Eroticon Six” is the Hitchhiker’s Guide epithet for Eccentrica Gallumbits, whose entry falls just before Earth’s. Most scholars are of the opinion that the thrice-breasted Martian prostitute in Total Recall (1990) is an allusion to the Douglas Adams story.

  92. #93 Kseniya
    May 27, 2008

    Blake, yes, of course you are right! I’s Adams, not RAH. Duh! I’m somehow brain-dead from the weekend. And I didn’t even drink! :-p

  93. #94 Patricia C.
    May 27, 2008

    I don’t think the trophy wife needs to shorten your leash for this bit of fluff. On the other hand, your poor daughter will no doubt get a hard time over it.
    It’s Dawkins accent that blows my skirt up…

  94. #95 Stephanie Z
    May 27, 2008

    Hmm. Accent vs. beard…accent vs. beard…. I’ll have to think about that one for a good long while.

  95. #96 Quidam
    May 27, 2008

    http://www.berm.co.nz/cgi-bin/video/play.cgi?VewbAGR1dow

    George Gaynes plays Commandant Eric Lassard in Police Academy – remember the podium scene?

  96. #97 Falyne
    May 27, 2008

    No offense to PZ intended, of course, but I think I’d have to go with the accent rather than the beard. Mmmm, British accent, especially when saying smart things…

    Besides, don’t you know that this Dick is un-cock-friggin-blockable? ;-)

  97. #98 Falyne
    May 27, 2008

    A.) I can’t believe I was the first one to reference that.

    B.) Actually, now that I look back over my days as an anime fangirl, the whole betentacled-cephalopod concept is… intriguing. I may need to revise my conclusion.

  98. #99 Elyse
    May 27, 2008

    Thanks for saying “not safe for work” right there in the link! And I was about the click on it. Your kindness and thoughtfulness just never ever ends. Can’t wait to click.

  99. #100 Hank Roberts
    May 27, 2008

    Don’t miss the seriously good work being done by these folks:

    http://tehjuggernauts.blogspot.com/

    “… The good news:
    Work of Teh Juggernauts was just linked on PHARYNGULA!
    The bad news:
    All of the work for atheism and reason that the team does, and we were linked because I jokingly allowed Carly Ann to film me for BF&P ….”

    Hey, whatever gets the guy’s attention ….

  100. #101 Canuck
    May 28, 2008

    She wasn’t the best looking girl in the world, but far from the worst. And she’s got enthusiasm for you, and that counts for a lot in the sack. If it weren’t for the whole wife issue, it’d be worth a roll.

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