While I was loitering aboard a big boat in California and hanging out with communists, I missed the latest sailing of the Elitist Bastards. It sounds like it was a ferociously snooty affair.
They aren’t true elitist bastards. They sail slutless.
How can an elitist bastard use 10-point Verdana font? Tsk tsk. Either the author pictures himself/herself as too good for an attractive web design, or they’re too lazy to select a better font.
Either the author pictures himself/herself as too good for an attractive web design, or they’re too lazy to select a better font.
sounds like subgenius subversion to me…
Only a true Elitist Bastard’s computer can read that rarified font as something other than Verdana. Alas, I’m afraid yours did not make the cut.
Not true. I have toolbars that can change it for me, and I can just Ctrl+Mouse scrolly thing to make it bigger if I’m lazy. 😀
Was their event as weird as ours at AAI? WE had both funjelical AND islamofascist loonies threaten some of our proposed guests. Did it make any news? (polishes fingernails in tie)
Elitist Bastards sound fine and all, but I can’t imagine it was a better trip than Vegas with the Elitist Jerks. To each their own, I guess!
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