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We are all screwed, aren't we?

Category: HumorPolitics
Posted on: September 21, 2008 3:13 PM, by PZ Myers

Now that I've had the current banking disaster explained to me (short answer: the people responsible will be receiving a huge handout from the taxpayers), I can understand why Obama has decided to quit. It makes sense. Whoever wins the election is going to be in for a world of pain and hard work, if they take the job seriously.

Oh, wait…McCain has already signaled that he won't be taking it seriously.

Comments

#1

Posted by: Richard Harris | September 21, 2008 3:29 PM

Choosing that dumb broad, Sarah Palin, as his running mate proves he ain't taken it seriously. (My apologies to women for using the term 'broad', but in this case, I think it's justified.)

#2

Posted by: SHV | September 21, 2008 3:32 PM

We are just feeling the early pre-shocks. It will be 2-3 more years before the economy hits bottom. Whoever wins in '08 will be a one term president and will likely be regarded as the Herbert Hoover of the 21st century. The Bushite philosophy of privatizing profit and socializing risk is really going to bite us and the next President in the a**, IMHO.

#3

Posted by: Kevin Anthoney | September 21, 2008 3:34 PM

Yay! I've been Pharyngulated! And I've only been blogging for, like, half a day!

Thanks, PZ!

#4

Posted by: Matt Heath | September 21, 2008 3:34 PM

Choosing that dumb broad, Sarah Palin, as his running mate proves he ain't taken it seriously.
The mayor of a little town like that doesn't even get to consider running for governor by being dumb. Sarah Palin has the political street smarts of a Mafia don. "Misunderestimating" her will hurt you all as bad as it did with Dubya.
#5

Posted by: Brandon | September 21, 2008 3:34 PM

Obama has quit? There's nothing about this on his website. I'm doubting the credibility of this website as well, It doesn't seem in Obama's character to say "See ya, bitches, I'm off to do my wife" and then ride away on a motorcycle. I really hope this is false because I live close to the United States and what effects them will effect me.

#6

Posted by: info_dump | September 21, 2008 3:35 PM

Man you scared me when I read "Obama has decided to quit". Should have known it was a joke.

#7

Posted by: Azkyroth | September 21, 2008 3:35 PM

The mayor of a little town like that doesn't even get to consider running for governor by being dumb. Sarah Palin has the political street smarts of a Mafia don. "Misunderestimating" her will hurt you all as bad as it did with Dubya.

She does have a certain animal cunning, yes.

#8

Posted by: Moody834 | September 21, 2008 3:36 PM

For one moment I was like, "Whhhaaaaaat the fffu...". Then I saw that it had to be a joke. Then I checked out the link and laughed my ass off. Then I came back to share my experience, and Richard Harris [@ #1] pissed me off. *sigh*

#9

Posted by: Nick Gotts | September 21, 2008 3:36 PM

In the post on the end of the second link, Obama describes Palin as a "MILF" - but what's the Moro Islamic Liberation Front got to do with it? Is this some sort of retaliation for the rumours that he's a Muslim?

#10

Posted by: Nick Gotts | September 21, 2008 3:44 PM

we could require all banks in trouble (which seems to be all of them) to issue new shares, with the sale backed by the Treasury. If private investors buy the new shares, then the banks get their much-needed money at no cost to the taxpayer. If they don't, taxpayers at least end up with a share of the banks - and a share of any profits the banks make. - Kevin Anthoney on the end of the first link.

An interesting idea. So far as I can see, it would implement the line I've been taking, that a rescue of some sort was necessary, but the government (hence taxpayers) should get an appropriate degree of control in return. Any chance the Dems in Congress will press for something like this? Thought not!

#11

Posted by: Alan Chapman | September 21, 2008 3:45 PM

This is reminiscent of the Credit Mobilier scandal.

#12

Posted by: scott from Oregon | September 21, 2008 3:45 PM

That synapses did not go back far enough. The real estate "boom" was to cover for a recession that came after the tech bubble popped.

This was all the federal reserve's doing as it dropped and held interest rates to almost "free money" status.

Couple that with a golf course economy and little production of actual wealth, and you can see what the scam actually was.

Proclaim wealth by inflating housing to obscene levels and then use that proclaimed wealth to produce credit to run the golf courses...

The synapses failed to mention the millions of Americans who bought into this scheme, pulling out mass amounts of phony "wealth" out of their homes and buying mass amounts of stuff. Americans were giddy and irresponsible, quitting their real jobs to "get in on" the great free cash in home equity give-away.

Ponzi schemes end, and somebody always gets left holding the bag.

This time, it be the taxpayers.

This is only round one of this. There is another larger wave of housing failures coming this winter and next spring.

Which will lead to credit card debt going unpaid and more mass failings.

I jumped in (I am a builder) on this whole charade and made money and got out before the bust. Even a dumb carpenter like me saw this coming back in '04 and '05.

Where was Congress when all of this was coming down the chute? Ron Paul predicted this in '03, calling the Fannie debacle with great prescience.

Obama claims he came up with a plan to solve this, and then got a call from the federal chairman. Obama shut up like a good politician and let the banksters run roughshod over this process so that they could save their cash and use the cash of regular, hard working Americans. Obama the "change" agent. Yeah right...

Even your hero Obama knows where the government is centered, and it has nothing to do with elections and honest government.

Big government liberals on top of the repubs keep feeding these banks power, and this is what they do with that power...

And y'all agree to take it.


It is time to rethink the federal reserve and open up its inner circle to public scrutiny.

After all, the public is getting the royal reaming here, and inflation will make sure the corn cob is twisted but good...

#13

Posted by: amphiox | September 21, 2008 3:47 PM

Brandon #5:
Either you are an unparalleled genius at dead-pan counter parody, or you need your irony meter recalibrated.

Or I need MY irony meter recalibrated.

Or both.

#14

Posted by: Sili | September 21, 2008 3:50 PM

If only there was a way to take away their nuclear toys (monkey with a loaded gun, anyone?), we'd be happy to welcome y'all over here. I'm the Canucks and the Mexicans feel similarly.

But as it is, we really really really really really really really really really really really really really really really hope you can somehow keep the nuts in check.

PLEASE!!

#15

Posted by: S.Scott | September 21, 2008 3:54 PM

@9 - this is what he meant. :-)

#16

Posted by: Brandon | September 21, 2008 3:57 PM

Amphiox #13:
Yeah after reading it again I realized it was blatantly obvious what it was. It would be a very sad if McCain / Palin could just stroll right in to the presidency unopposed and after learning what they think it should be understandable why I needed a fresh pair of underwear after hearing Obama quit the race :P

#17

Posted by: Steve LaBonne | September 21, 2008 3:57 PM

If they pass this fucking blank-check greatest heist of all time "plan" he will be no more than a figurehead president without the means to do pretty much anything. So he might just as well quit, for real.

What we're about to find out is whether the Democratic Party has (and deserves to have) a future.

#18

Posted by: Nick Gotts | September 21, 2008 3:58 PM

S. Scott,

Sorry - I should have put a ;-) at the end. In fact, I knew the more usual denotation of MILF, but not exactly what the acronym was, so I googled it, and found the other MILF as well!

#19

Posted by: Scott from Oregon | September 21, 2008 4:10 PM

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/10562904/

If you hate Bush, a good poll to crash...

#20

Posted by: Oskar Kennedy | September 21, 2008 4:13 PM

There's only one real lesson to be learned here. If you're going to screw up in America, screw up BIG. If you screw up, take out a loan you can't afford, fall behind on your mortgage and lose your house, nobody gives a mouse's balls. If you screw up, underwrite millions of bad loans and get so deep in the hole that you're hearing kangaroos mate, you'll be such a threat to the entire economy that the federal government will climb up on your desk, drop its red-and-white-striped pants and drop a trillion dollars just to fix your mistake.

[excerpted from my blog before someone does it for me] =)

#21

Posted by: B.Dewhirst | September 21, 2008 4:16 PM

This would be bipartisan fail.

(Take a look at where these failing firms have given money in the past. Democrats, Obama included, have done very well by the financial sector in the past...)

#22

Posted by: Richard Harris | September 21, 2008 4:16 PM

Moody834 @ # 8, sorry for pissing you off, but that woman gives me the creeps. It seems from what I hear that she has that effect on a fair percentage of the population. You don't like her, or rate her, do you? I thought it was only rednecks & religiots that liked her.

#23

Posted by: The Cheerful Nihilist | September 21, 2008 4:21 PM

It will be so cool to be part of a mass extinction.

I'm going to cash in what's left of my IRA and spend it all on drugs and alcohol, and watch this train wreck through the blur of serious intoxication.

Wheeeee!

#24

Posted by: Dean | September 21, 2008 4:24 PM

"Ron Paul predicted this in '03, calling the Fannie debacle with great prescience."

I'm sure he would claim this - haven't seen any facts that would support it (they may likely exist, I simply don't know). But, the mere fact that some consider Ron Paul to show any manner of integrity, honesty, or post-17th century intelligence, shows just how scary the current situation is.

#25

Posted by: Anders | September 21, 2008 4:28 PM

Anyone wants to help turning this poll? One of the largest newssites in Sweden Aftonbladet has a poll "do you belive in ghosts? and yes is, to my horror, leading.

Dictionary
Ja = Yes
Kanske = Maybe
Nej = No

#27

Posted by: Brownian, OM | September 21, 2008 4:36 PM

And somewhere on the south end of Cuba a teenaged Arab is serving the banking industry's time.

#28

Posted by: herman | September 21, 2008 4:40 PM

My heart skipped a beat when I read the first sentence of the Obama bit.

Please, Americans, keep the idiots in check!

#29

Posted by: qedpro | September 21, 2008 4:48 PM

i don't use this word loosely but Palin is a two-faced ignorant cunt.

And I can call her that because I'm a woman.

#30

Posted by: Nick Gotts | September 21, 2008 4:49 PM

Ron Paul predicted this in '03, calling the Fannie debacle with great prescience. - Scott from Oregon

Showing the same awesome intellectual prowess as in his non-acceptance of the theory of evolution?

#31

Posted by: amk | September 21, 2008 4:53 PM

Glenn Greenwald hereby gets a link. He makes the scaremongering link too.

To point out the obvious, in capitalism risk is supposed to be the flipside of profit - indeed high risk is the moral justification (such as it is) for high profits. Bank bailouts nationalise ("socialize" for yanks) risks whilst leaving profits private. That ain't capitalism. It also has the effect of actively encouraging reckless risk taking. One bailout is highly likely to lead to more down the line, unless steps are taken to deter risk taking. Sadly, no! suggests the stocks.

There are a few other areas with privatised profit and nationalised risk. The arms industry usually has its contracts underwritten by the national government. The British government would likely bail out any of the private train operators.

Nationalise the lot of 'em I say.

#32

Posted by: amphiox | September 21, 2008 4:55 PM

The subprime lending fiasco is surely economic imbecility and malfeance of the highest order. Being pretty naive in the realm of economics, I can't say who's the idiot and who's the criminal, though.

Re "hearing kangaroos mate" - I know there are aussie biologists frequenting this here blog. What does it really sound like to hear kangaroos mate?

#33

Posted by: Karey | September 21, 2008 5:06 PM

I wonder if McCain's advisor is still calling us all a nation of whiners. Like we had no business thinking the economy was in trouble.

#34

Posted by: Alan Chapman | September 21, 2008 5:12 PM

#24 Dean, it's just basic economics. It doesn't require some special insight. It happened many times before and it will continue to happen.

#35

Posted by: SC | September 21, 2008 5:12 PM

Ron Paul predicted this in '03, calling the Fannie debacle with great prescience.

BFD. I predicted it (publicly) several years before that based on the study of financial history armed mainly with the insights of Lenin. It's a pretty fucking sad state of affairs when the analysts of capitalism in 2008 still haven't caught up to people like Lenin and Luxemburg.

SfO contributes about as much to any political or economic discussion as Ms. Magicbritches does to a debate on religion. Boring, arrogant, thick, and useless.

#36

Posted by: Zeno | September 21, 2008 5:17 PM

I seem to recall hearing somewhere that any economic problem can be fixed by tax cuts for the rich. Isn't that right? So I guess sucking billions of dollars out of the U.S. Treasury and just giving it directly to millionaires and billionaires to bail out their businesses should be just as good. Gee, economics is real easy, isn't it?

Can we use tax cuts for the rich to solve the problem in Iraq, too? That would be cool.

#37

Posted by: Moody834 | September 21, 2008 5:20 PM

@ #22

I just find the gender based referents to be unnecessary and in poor taste. As with the pejorative use of the word 'cunt'. I get the emotional reaction, certainly, but I think it does the comment's validity a disservice. Palin is a duplicitous, ignorant, religious zealot with no useful experience and, worse, an alleged penchant for misusing political power that bears investigating. That Palin is a woman is secondary, really, and to make it important is to weaken the impact of other observations.

Anyone wanting to attack your observations or mine has only to pull up sexist comments as evidence that we are predisposed to attack her on such grounds. I'd rather like to have my arguments above that level.

#38

Posted by: uncle frogy | September 21, 2008 5:28 PM

why should we believe this administration or its spokesmen about this plan especially when it concerns cost when all the other "plans" they have gotten implemented have seldom matched the "sales pitch" if ever?

Is the "American Empire" finally over?

It is my opinion that the "fall of the Soviet Union" was participated by the inability of the system to afford to fight a war in Bosnia, keep up with a international arms race and maintain a working domestic economy primarily due to the almost total lack of international credit. We on the other hand could finance our part by deficit financing.
Thanks to the management by our government how close are we to that point where we do not have as a government affordable credit?
These buy outs, take overs and "bridge loans" or what ever they call them this week, are made of borrowed money. Which we will have to pay for how?

#39

Posted by: CalGeorge | September 21, 2008 5:36 PM

Hard times demand big bonuses.

Times Online:

STAFF at Lehman's New York office who helped to cause the world's biggest corporate bankruptcy are to share in a $2.5 billion bonanza.

The bonus, which has been described by London staff as a "scandal" has been pledged by Barclays Capital, the British-based bank that last week acquired Lehman's American operation and took on 10,000 staff.

http://business.timesonline.co.uk/tol/business/industry_sectors/banking_and_finance/article4795072.ece

#40

Posted by: Quiet Desperation | September 21, 2008 5:37 PM

@Dean: Well, here's something:
http://www.lewrockwell.com/paul/paul128.html

Not a Ron Paul fan. Just in a helpful mood, and I was curious myself. :-)

See kids? Sharing is nice!

#41

Posted by: maureen | September 21, 2008 5:44 PM

OK, then - Sarah Palin is the sort of woman that gives women a bad name.

#42

Posted by: Scott from Oregon | September 21, 2008 5:46 PM

"BFD. I predicted it (publicly) several years before that based on the study of financial history armed mainly with the insights of Lenin. It's a pretty fucking sad state of affairs when the analysts of capitalism in 2008 still haven't caught up to people like Lenin and Luxemburg".

And if someone as obtuse as you appear to be predicted this as well... you make my point for me. This was easily predictable. WHO in Washington stood up and declared this a bad thing? Ron Paul. Who else? Noone. Who made money on this? Take a hard look at Obama's financiers and "advisors". Take a look at Dodd's ties to Fannie and Freddie... Why did Obama shut up after he announced his "plan" to fix this mess? He knows who his puppeteers are and where the power lies.

It's all there.

"SfO contributes about as much to any political or economic discussion as Ms. Magicbritches does to a debate on religion. Boring, arrogant, thick, and useless. "

The simple truth is not always exciting. Remember, it was Toto who pulled back the curtain on the Wizard of Oz. Judging by the ignorance displayed around these parts, even my simple observations are far more enlightening than the go go gadget Obama! sycophantic shouts one reads here everyday.

"""The financial crisis besetting the major financial institutions has brought to light comments made by Ron Paul, in his testimony before the House Financial Services Committee on September 10 2003.

As Paul saw the situation some five years ago, the government backing isolated GSE management from market discipline. If Fannie and Freddie were not underwritten by the federal government, he told the committee, investors would demand the institutions held to higher management and accounting practices.

"Ironically, by transferring the risk of a widespread mortgage default, the government increases the likelihood of a painful crash in the housing market," Paul predicted. "This is because the special privileges granted to Fannie and Freddie have distorted the housing market by allowing them to attract capital they could not attract under pure market conditions. As a result, capital is diverted from its most productive use into housing. This reduces the efficacy of the entire market and thus reduces the standard of living of all Americans.

"Despite the long-term damage to the economy inflicted by the government's interference in the housing market, the government's policy of diverting capital to other uses creates a short-term boom in housing," Paul went on. "Like all artificially created bubbles, the boom in housing prices cannot last forever. When housing prices fall, homeowners will experience difficulty as their equity is wiped out. Furthermore, the holders of the mortgage debt will also have a loss. These losses will be greater than they would have otherwise been had government policy not actively encouraged over-investment in housing."""


#43

Posted by: Quiet Desperation | September 21, 2008 5:51 PM

Why did Obama shut up after he announced his "plan" to fix this mess? He knows who his puppeteers are and where the power lies.

My money is on sluglike, alien, Heinleinian puppet masters, but that's me.

Obama's slug gave him a quick shot of the hot stuff, if you know what I mean.

#44

Posted by: Scott from Oregon | September 21, 2008 5:52 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fI4tVPXlQsM

This is one of the few in Congress who said absolutely NO to the Iraq war and warned of the usurpation of personal liberties as a result of 9-11.

Once again, he is swimming against the tide and telling it like it is.

Will you listen this time?

#45

Posted by: Gary | September 21, 2008 5:53 PM

We broke the 1001Words Server... The Pharyngula Effect in action?

#46

Posted by: Quiet Desperation | September 21, 2008 6:02 PM

FYI: Obamaman sees to be leading again.

http://www.electoral-vote.com/

#47

Posted by: Nick Gotts | September 21, 2008 6:10 PM

uncle frogy,
I think the American Empire is certainly more likely to end than at any time since it began in the 1940s. It's suffering from what Paul Kennedy, in The Rise and Fall of the Great Powers, calls "imperial overstretch" - military commitments it cannot afford - as the USSR did (incidentally, when you wrote "Bosnia" you meant "Afghanistan"). This overstretch was an important reason why the Bush administration let the credit bubble get so large: fighting expensive and unpopular wars, they couldn't afford politically to raise tax rates to fund them. The next administration will be faced with an urgent need to cut spending and/or raise taxes. An obvious option is to slash the military budget, which would probably necessitate withdrawal from at least one of Iraq and Afghanistan. This would, rightly, be seen internationally as a huge defeat, and would be followed by a considerable loss of power and influence. For that reason, important elements of the US elite will oppose it, but the alternatives are also very difficult: cutting welfare spending, or raising taxes. Either is likely to cause political turmoil, and deepen the coming recession, which in turn would exacerbate the problem of overstretch, probably forcing military contraction anyway in a few years. However, there are precedents for a dominant capitalist power recovering from overstretch - Britain after the Revolutionary War, and the USA itself after Vietnam - so it's hard to be certain.

#48

Posted by: raven | September 21, 2008 6:10 PM

The answer is Yes, we are all screwed. Courtesy of the Death Cultists of the Theothuglicans.

The 700 billion bailout is just a guess. They have no idea what the liabilities are. They didn't even know this was a crisis until Wednesday, last week.

They have already committed another 200 billion or so to AIG and Bear and Money Markets.

This is going to go over a trillion at least. They don't have the money as the deficit this year is 500 billion, a record. So they will either borrow it or print it. And no one in their right mind is going to loan money to the morons in Washington DC right now.

#49

Posted by: Moses | September 21, 2008 6:14 PM

"Ron Paul predicted this in '03, calling the Fannie debacle with great prescience."


Ron Paul has been "predicting this" since he sent out his first "crank" newsletter. That, after 30-years of barking in the weeds one of his thousands of predictions came true neither makes him a prophet, nor even a good guesser as he's been "mostly wrong" for his entire life.

#50

Posted by: Fernando Magyar | September 21, 2008 6:15 PM

Well there are a few silver linings to the current economic crisis. It seems the god businesses are begining to suffer as well! This one was just around the corner from where I live. Anyone have any idea what such a building might be good for. It has a really nice steeple maybe it can be refurbished as a bat nursery or something.

http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll225/Fmagyar/ChurchForSale.jpg

#51

Posted by: SC | September 21, 2008 6:21 PM

And if someone as obtuse as you appear to be predicted this as well... you make my point for me.

You're the living embodiment of obtuse, Scott, as you demonstrate with every comment.

This was easily predictable. WHO in Washington stood up and declared this a bad thing? Ron Paul. Who else? Noone.

They didn't declare it a bad thing because it's not a bad thing to them. They don't want to control it and couldn't if they did. You think your idiot hero is going to save us from capitalism? You're an utter and complete fool, and an unwitting corporate tool.

But no one who says the things you did last night deserves a response anyway, so I'll leave it at that. Feel free to use the time you save in not responding to me to learn some basic HTML tags.

#52

Posted by: raven | September 21, 2008 6:22 PM

Treasury Secretary Henry Paulson stressed that time was critical to get the proposal passed and that changes to the administration's measure, which was sent to lawmakers on Saturday, could delay that approval, further unsettling global financial markets, which have already seen a number of stomach-churning days as the result of the biggest upheaval on Wall Street since the Great Depression.

Several things wrong with the bailout plan.
1. Paulson thinks it is an emergency and started on his plan on friday. He wants it by next friday. They spent 8 years creating this problem. Paulson thinks he can wave a magic wand and create a bailout for a trillion bucks in a few days. This is dumb.

2. Paulson helped cause this mess along with the Theothuglicans. Bush would have if he was ever more than semiconscious. We are expecting the clowns that brought about "The Greatest Financial Crisis" since the Great Depression to fix it with a few days of what passes for thought in their tiny minds. This is dumb, they should all be fired.

3. Paulson is dumb. Not even going to bother explaining this one.

Our place in the world, our military power in a dangerous world of ever shifting threats, and our social stability are contingent on a massive economy. Which is now very sick and run by morons.

This makes it less likely that McCain and crazy moose killer mom Palin will get elected. One would have to have a death wish to vote for the party that brought us a pointless multitrillion war in Iraq, piles of dead bodies here and there, and a failing country and economy.

I've said for months that the Death Cultists wanted to destroy the USA and head on back to the Dark Ages. Well here we are, off to a good start.

#53

Posted by: Nick Gotts | September 21, 2008 6:25 PM

SfO,
No. Since a large number of people from a wide political range both opposed the Iraq war and saw the crash coming, why listen to a creationist idiot who denies the reality of global warming just because he was among them?

#54

Posted by: Scott from Oregon | September 21, 2008 6:38 PM

""""1. Paulson thinks it is an emergency and started on his plan on friday. He wants it by next friday. They spent 8 years creating this problem. Paulson thinks he can wave a magic wand and create a bailout for a trillion bucks in a few days. This is dumb.

2. Paulson helped cause this mess along with the Theothuglicans. Bush would have if he was ever more than semiconscious. We are expecting the clowns that brought about "The Greatest Financial Crisis" since the Great Depression to fix it with a few days of what passes for thought in their tiny minds. This is dumb, they should all be fired.""""


Both Paulson AND Bernanke DENIED the inevitable just a few short months ago. It is all on You-Tube. Two lying assholes who are now going to "fix" the problem?

THEY ARE the problem.

And a complicit two fucked-up-party Congress.

The curtain has been pulled back folks. There's the Wizard!

#55

Posted by: Jadehawk | September 21, 2008 7:25 PM

WHO in Washington stood up and declared this a bad thing? Ron Paul. Who else? Noone.

Nader did. Just sayin'. And as an added benefit, Nader isn't trying to turn back the clock to the 19th century and is neither a religious fanatic nor a AGW denier. (but don't worry, since I don't get to vote I can't "steal" anyone's votes[/sarcasm])

#56

Posted by: Jason | September 21, 2008 7:26 PM

I agree that Ron Paul has been predicting this type of disaster (though he and a few of his fellow libertarians aren't the only ones; much of the far left has been just as adamant about this coming catastrophe), and whether you agree with Ron Paul or not (I dont) he's certainly not the bad guy in this situation.
So what should you do?:
(I'm not an economic expert, but I'm no dunce either)
1) Put your money in a foreign currency; the U.S. dollar (and likely the Canadian dollar too) are going to take a hit, so things like the Euro look like better options (but there is the risk that this becomes a full scale global problem).
2) The free-market guys (the legitimate ones, not the lying assholes who are largely at fault here [though, how responsible you want to make the former for the existence of the latter is up to you]) will tell you to put your money in gold, because gold always seems to go up in a crisis. Personally, I always think this is a weird idea, as I agree with Warren Buffet: gold has no real utility, its just an uncommon mineral. But it will probably go up anyway, so what do I know?

That's all I can suggest right now, anyway, but anyone out there with their degree in economics ought to chime in; they know more that I do on what you should do in this situation.

And yes, its mostly people from both parties who are to blame (not quite everyone, but the 'lesser of two evils' voting strategy has finally bitten Americans in the ass [no offense intended])

#57

Posted by: Jadehawk | September 21, 2008 7:30 PM

oh and also: calling Palin a cunt is denigrating women in the same way calling Cheney a dick is denigrating men; that is to say not at all. i'd actually say it's demeaning to cunts and dicks...

#58

Posted by: Scott from Oregon | September 21, 2008 7:31 PM

""Nader did. Just sayin'. And as an added benefit, Nader isn't trying to turn back the clock to the 19th century and is neither a religious fanatic nor a AGW denier.""

wow. just wow.

When was the last time Nader was elected? I can't recall...

Oh.

#59

Posted by: Louis | September 21, 2008 7:37 PM

Dear Sensible Americans,

Please feel free to desert your nation and move to Canada and Mexico. This would leave the muppets behind and we can enact the English Counter Terrorism plan that worked so well against the IRA. I.e. Asking people if they are terrorists and shooting them if they say yes.* This time we could ask if they are Republicans. Cunning eh?

Louis

P.S. HUMOUR! NOT SERIOUS! DO NOT SHOOT REPUBLICANS! BAD AMERICANS, PUT THE GUNS DOWN!

* To be fair, we did a lot worse than this, but 'tis not the time nor place to reiterate this (further) blemish on our (very blemished) history.

#60

Posted by: Jadehawk | September 21, 2008 7:40 PM

your point being? Nader has done more for this country than pretty much anyone else. he's a lousy politician because he's not good at soundbites and smarminess, but if we're going to listen to someone who has predicted economic disasters etc, I'd rather support someone who isn't a lunatic who is trying to turn back the clock to the 19th century and is a religious fanatic, a AGW denier, and the best bet for wiping the USA off the map of countries-that-matter.

#61

Posted by: Blaidd Drwg | September 21, 2008 7:45 PM

The most chilling section of the 700 Billion bailout bill is the following:

"Sec. 8. Review.

Decisions by the Secretary pursuant to the authority of this Act are non-reviewable and committed to agency discretion, and may not be reviewed by any court of law or any administrative agency."

Just to repeat with emphasis: "MAY NOT BE REVIEWED BY ANY COURT OF LAW OR ANY ADMINISTRATIVE AGENCY"

Are you folks as thrilled by this as I am?

#62

Posted by: Jason | September 21, 2008 7:46 PM

The sad part in all this is that the people really responsible are going to escape from all this (relatively) unscathed, and by the time the 'average' American figures out who is to blame (aside from himself) they will have already escaped to their private resort in Dubai on their personal learjet, with all your money in a briefcase.

#63

Posted by: Scott from Oregon | September 21, 2008 7:54 PM

"""Just to repeat with emphasis: "MAY NOT BE REVIEWED BY ANY COURT OF LAW OR ANY ADMINISTRATIVE AGENCY"

Are you folks as thrilled by this as I am?"""

Just to repeat-- the banksters are running America and they have not been elected by anyone. even Obama toes the line they draw. Time to catch up to the program you're watching...

"I'd rather support someone who isn't a lunatic who is trying to turn back the clock to the 19th century and is a religious fanatic, a AGW denier, and the best bet for wiping the USA off the map of countries-that-matter."

You're funny. I like you. Did you here the one about the snake who kept crossing the road? He wanted to break his old mark of nine sections flat...

#64

Posted by: Jadehawk | September 21, 2008 7:58 PM

yes, I can totally see how making fun of me is a perfect proof that Ron Paul is none of those things.

#65

Posted by: Azkyroth | September 21, 2008 8:07 PM

You're funny. I like you. Did you here the one about the snake who kept crossing the road? He wanted to break his old mark of nine sections flat...

..."sections?"

#66

Posted by: Sauceress | September 21, 2008 8:34 PM

#50 Fernando Magyar

Anyone have any idea what such a building might be good for

How about a spaghetti factory? Not too different from its past utility, and that stained glass window does have some basic resemblance to the FSM.

#67

Posted by: Monado | September 21, 2008 8:49 PM

Generally, companies that desperately need an infusion of cash give up some control for it. I second the notion of providing the bail-out in the form of stock-buying.

#68

Posted by: Alan Chapman | September 21, 2008 8:57 PM

#56 ...put your money in gold, because gold always seems to go up in a crisis.

Actually, the value of gold has remained relatively constant for the past century. The government "dollar" has lost about 98% of its purchasing power during the same period. Printing paper money allows politicians to tax people indirectly. A 1913 "dollar" is worth about two cents today.

#69

Posted by: John Knight | September 21, 2008 8:58 PM

On a similar note, I see that EconBlogs has a great post on iterative evolution among forams.

#70

Posted by: amk | September 21, 2008 9:03 PM

From this:

If Wall Street gets away with this, it will represent an historic swindle of the American public -- all sugar for the villains, lasting pain and damage for the victims. My advice to Washington politicians: Stop, take a deep breath and examine what you are being told to do by so-called "responsible opinion." If this deal succeeds, I predict it will become a transforming event in American politics -- exposing the deep deformities in our democracy and launching a tidal wave of righteous anger and popular rebellion. As I have been saying for several months, this crisis has the potential to bring down one or both political parties, take your choice.
via Sadly, no!

Bringing down a party? Does he mean replacing a party with a (currently) minor party in the 2 party system? AFAIK that's only happened after devastating wars before: the civil war in the US, and World War I in the UK.

#71

Posted by: Neil B | September 21, 2008 9:13 PM

Yeah, what a crock. Worst. Ripoff. Ever? It will also be necessary to counter the arguments of "lower conservatives" like the radio hacks and pseudo-intellectuals like Walter Williams that liberal ideas of egalitarianism were mostly at fault here: the pressure to lend to lower-class folks so they could have their own homes. No, that wasn't the main problem, since proper regulation would still have ensured proper payment to income ratios, requirements for honest income reporting, no "bubble" loans with higher payments to come in the future, no packaging of loans into weird financial instruments, etc.

This may all seem pretty clear to readers, but there's going to be pressure to blame this on the less responsible parties - gird your loins, as they used to say, and be prepared to fight about it.

PS: Nancy P. showed some spine in resisting the "blank check", we'll see how she holds up. Also, Paul Krugman's "No Deal" column 9/20 was a concise masterpiece.

#72

Posted by: John C. Randolph | September 21, 2008 9:25 PM

PZ,

The essay you linked to left out some rather crucial information. The rather glaring omission is that there was no mention at all of the Federal Reserve, which provided the unlimited line of credit at absurdly low rates which made the mortgage bubble possible in the first place.

The way that banking should work, is that banks lend out their deposits, not their credit. When they get short on deposits to lend, the interest rates rise, reflecting the scarcity of capital. Higher interest rates make borrowers more careful about what they buy with borrowed money.

As long as we have the Federal Reserve, we will continue to have a series of bubbles, crises, and bailouts, the overall effect of which is to transfer wealth to the banks that own the Fed, not just from taxpayers, but from everyone who has dollars in savings.

The Federal Reserve caused the first Great Depression (Bernanke has even admitted as much), and it's brought us to the brink of the second. What astounds me about this mess is that our congress is so willing to shirk its duty that they would even consider writing a $700 billion blank check.

That $700B won't be coming from income taxes. The only source for that kind of cash in a hurry is inflation, and if this measure is passed, the Fed will make an entry in a database and inflate the dollar to cover the bill.

A free market requires profit and loss to sort out where resources should be invested. By interfering to shelter investors from losses, the government encourages dangerous choices, such as writing loans without due diligence to find out if the borrower can pay them, or whether the property mortgaged is worth the amount of the loan.

I see several places where the blame belongs here, in descending order:

1) The congress, for shirking their duty "to coin money and regulate the value thereof". The constitution doesn't permit the congress to delegate this authority even to the executive, let alone a private cartel of banks.

2) the Federal Reserve, which exists to transfer wealth from all of us to its owners by inflating the money. We can thank J. P. Morgan and John D. Rockefeller for the existence of this monster. We should have heeded Jefferson's warnings about letting banks control the money supply.

3) Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac, which are government-created companies whose purpose is to churn loan paper in the greatest possible volume.

4) Loan originators like Countrywide Financial, which routinely lied about the soundness of loan paper they were reselling.

The right thing to do here is to let the people and institutions who made the bad bets take their losses, let the market reprice these assets at a realistic level, and stop trying to keep the bubble inflated. Right now, the government has their 1929 game plan in hand, and they're following it all over again.

-jcr

#73

Posted by: Genetic Mishap | September 21, 2008 9:30 PM

My question is, assuming the US economy is unsalvageable, where would the best place to move be? Surely most countries would take a big hit as well, a la the Great Depression. But then I'm no economist.

Another question--what's the warmest Scandinavian country? Just out of curiosity, I mean. Has nothing to do with my first question, no sireemaam.

#74

Posted by: John C. Randolph | September 21, 2008 9:31 PM

Put your money in a foreign currency

Jason,

That can help to an extent for a little while, but when the dollar goes south, so will all the other currencies. The central banks have been colluding to inflate all of their currencies in tandem for many decades now, and most foreign currencies are only backed by their banks' dollar accounts. When the US dollar crashes, so do they.

The only safe haven is hard assets.

-jcr

#75

Posted by: Neil B | September 21, 2008 9:33 PM

JCR, great post and takedown of "the system", I suggest you visit Brad DeLong's blog if you don't already and dish out over there too.

Monado: Unless the company owns substantial amounts of its own stock as such (like from an energetic buy-back program), buying shares just gives the money to the previous shareholder, you know? I mean, if the government wants to "bail out" Ford, their buying my Ford shares wouldn't give Ford the money it would need - or did I misunderstand what the people you're seconding had in mind? (Maybe, that financial institutions don't work in the same "common sense" way that Ford etc, does?)

#76

Posted by: Meur | September 21, 2008 9:35 PM

Speaking of polls, here's one that asks "Is Palin qualified to be the Vice President?" "Yes" is winning.

I think we should let the goons at NBC precisely what we think.

http://www.pbs.org/now/polls/poll-435.html

#77

Posted by: Jadehawk | September 21, 2008 9:35 PM

the warmest skandinavian country would be denmark, on account it's only kind-of-skandinavian. but it's tiny, so there's only so much room for fleeing americans. better hurry!

#78

Posted by: clinteas | September 21, 2008 9:37 PM

Good point about the fact that whoever wins the presidency will be in deep shit and is going to be blamed for all the economical shit thats going to happen.

What baffles me,leaves me speechless and rubbing my eyes in wonderment,is that nobody,anywhere in the media,apart from Bill Maher and a handful of bloggers maybe,points out the fact that McCain is the Elitist here,the guy who surrounds himself with rich and important and famous people,noone points out how the Republicans would eviscerate Obama if he was the one showing up at the Convention with his knocked up black underage daughter,but for Palin its groovy??Noone,again apart from some bloggers,will even dare to critisize that Palin thing anymore,there is so much wrong with this woman that one doesnt even know where to start,but why is the Media not touching her???
WTF is the media in the US doing??(You can probably tell that Im a tad frustrated lol)

#79

Posted by: John C. Randolph | September 21, 2008 9:43 PM

gold has no real utility, its just an uncommon mineral.

Actually, it has a great deal of utility. It's an excellent electrical and thermal conductor, and it's mostly inert so it doesn't tarnish.

What it has going for it as money is that it's not that easy to increase the amount of it in circulation (mining isn't cheap), it's easy to precisely divide by weight, it's easy to authenticate, and it's very compact in terms of value for weight.

-jcr


#80

Posted by: Kel | September 21, 2008 9:55 PM

Noone,again apart from some bloggers,will even dare to critisize that Palin thing anymore,there is so much wrong with this woman that one doesnt even know where to start,but why is the Media not touching her???
It's quite a disturbing sight to see that the person looking to be the 2nd most powerful person in the world is being wrapped in cotton wool and protected from any form of scrutiny; something that you'd expect the 2nd most powerful person in the world to be under.

It reminds me of that episode of the Simpsons where NASA picks Homer to go into space. Why isn't the media asking "no seriously, is this a joke?" and ending with Palin damning us all to hell.

#81

Posted by: don kane | September 21, 2008 10:03 PM

$700 000 000 000

Calculation time:

That's enuf to buy some 200 thousand house mortgages, which by no chance it seems is the magnitude of the housing crunch. We are talking buying them outright for the lendee, not paying a year's worth of payments. Bet that would be a allot more helpful--and cheaper--than how the $$ actually gets spent.

Another thing that I know we should be calculating out....what is $700 billion divided by 350 million people....$2000 per head?

Wish I could run my household or my lab like t