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What are you doing here?
Category: Philosophy
Posted on: October 6, 2008 1:19 PM, by PZ Myers
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Posted by: tsg | October 6, 2008 1:25 PM
Do I know what rhetorical means?
Posted by: bunnycatch3r | October 6, 2008 1:33 PM
All answers to this question will be woo filled and subject to a future Richard Dawkins' book: "The Purpose Filled Life Delusion". The truth is that no matter what narrative arc we use to frame our dreary lives it matters not.
Posted by: Dawn | October 6, 2008 1:33 PM
What am I doing here? Creating happiness wherever I go, of course. Isn't that what we were put on earth for? ;)
Posted by: Joanna | October 6, 2008 1:35 PM
Watching Doctor Who!
Posted by: itwasntme | October 6, 2008 1:35 PM
Well, I'm buying into gold ETFs! What are YOU doing here.
Posted by: Patricia | October 6, 2008 1:36 PM
Having one hell of a good time! Woof, woof.
Posted by: Svrn DiMilo | October 6, 2008 1:36 PM
I'm not here at all.
I'm elsewhere.
Why do you ask?
Posted by: KGS | October 6, 2008 1:37 PM
Spreading the word of god.. why? You know we're trying to do that all the time..
Posted by: Don | October 6, 2008 1:39 PM
Nuffink, guv. Honest.
Posted by: Dianne | October 6, 2008 1:41 PM
Looking for squirrels.
Posted by: Paladiea | October 6, 2008 1:42 PM
Well according to my job, I live to serve, but if I had my way, I'd live to live. ;)
Posted by: Grendels Dad | October 6, 2008 1:46 PM
Well, at the moment I'm muttering under my breath about people who post links to videos that are "no longer available". Grumble, grumble. ;^)
Posted by: Holbach | October 6, 2008 1:48 PM
Disproving religion.
Posted by: Lurker #753 | October 6, 2008 1:49 PM
Lurking?
Posted by: Nerd of Redhead | October 6, 2008 1:51 PM
Today, helping the Redhead give a special dinner to a few of her friends. Tomorrow, who knows?
Posted by: Lee Picton | October 6, 2008 1:55 PM
Eating chocolate.
Posted by: Sarcastro | October 6, 2008 1:55 PM
I'm just waiting around long enough to be there when they cut off your head and stick it on a pike, as a warning to the next ten generations that some favors come with too high a price. I want to look up into your lifeless eyes and wave... like this. Can you and your associates arrange that for me, Mr. Morden?
Oh shit, wrong question.
Posted by: ggab | October 6, 2008 1:57 PM
Crawlin'
Walkin'
Runnin'
Jumpin'
Eatin'
Drinkin'
Pissin'
Dumpin'
Rubin'
Kissin'
Strokin'
Missin'
Workin'
Earnin'
Payin'
Learnin'
Smokin'
Sleepin'
Laughin'
Weepin'
Watchin'
Waitin'
Grinin'
Statein'
Screamin'
Cryin'
Dreamin'
Lyin'
Scrapin'
Slapin'
Livin'
Dyin'
Nutin' Why do you ask?
Posted by: DjtHeutii | October 6, 2008 2:01 PM
Writing a reply to a blog post that has a video of Dr. Who Clips.
Posted by: sjburnt | October 6, 2008 2:01 PM
Looking at about 7:27 in this long video of Whoodom, and deciphering what the new doctor is really saying...
Posted by: Vadjong | October 6, 2008 2:02 PM
Aah, I see what you did there !
Posted by: J | October 6, 2008 2:02 PM
Making and consuming beer. What else would I be doing?
Posted by: PurpleTurtle | October 6, 2008 2:04 PM
not being there...
Posted by: Janine ID AKA The Lone Drinker | October 6, 2008 2:05 PM
That's what I was asking.
Posted by: AmyD | October 6, 2008 2:06 PM
Palin' around with terrorists.
Posted by: ShaggyManiac | October 6, 2008 2:09 PM
Slackin'
Posted by: Dancaban | October 6, 2008 2:09 PM
I'm not really here. I'm over there. ---->
Posted by: Iron | October 6, 2008 2:11 PM
Burning FSM's into students with a Tesla coil.
Posted by: DanW | October 6, 2008 2:12 PM
I'm just here for the hors d'oeuvres.
Cheeze-whiz?
Ham? (That ain't kosher!)
Crackers anyone? (That ain't funny!)
Posted by: tsg | October 6, 2008 2:12 PM
Define "you", "doing" and "here".
Posted by: Malimar | October 6, 2008 2:17 PM
As little as possible.
Posted by: El Herring | October 6, 2008 2:21 PM
Now try the same thing with the phrase "The question is..." in Star Trek DS9!
I am certain it's said somewhere in every single episode.
Posted by: tsg | October 6, 2008 2:21 PM
I'm trying to find myself. If anybody sees me, kindly let me know.
Completely OT (well, as far off as it can be in a thread with no topic), but that reminds me of a good joke:
A contractor is lost in a hot-air balloon. He descends and comes across someone on the ground. "Excuse me. Can you tell me where I am?" he asks.
The man on the ground replies, "You are in a hot-air balloon several feet above the ground."
The contractor smiles and says, "You must be an engineer."
"Yes I am, how did you know?"
"Because your answer was completely correct but useless."
The engineer says, "you must be a contractor."
"I am. How did you know?"
The engineer answers, "because you are in the same situation you were in before you met me, but now it's my fault."
Posted by: Laser Potato | October 6, 2008 2:22 PM
Playing Rocket Slime, fishing through old threads for amusing comments.
Posted by: Lago | October 6, 2008 2:23 PM
Ah, more evidence in my, "Good British TV is a Myth!" argument.
Posted by: frog | October 6, 2008 2:24 PM
bunnycatch3r: The truth is that no matter what narrative arc we use to frame our dreary lives it matters not.
Wow, you must be fun at parties!
Why do people insist on pretending there exists a "God's eye-view" of our lives? Lives can only be seen from the inside --- there is no life independent of the narrative arcs we create. It's only subjective -- the objective view is a religious Delusion.
Posted by: molly | October 6, 2008 2:26 PM
Could you rephrase the question? I don't quite undergetit.
Posted by: Jared | October 6, 2008 2:33 PM
Pondering the underlying motives for such a question...
Really, what are "here" or "there" but subjective observations relative to one's own frame of reference which may or may not represent the views of the target of said question. For example: "What are you doing here?"
"But I'm not there, I'm here"
"well, you certainly seem to be here to me"
"But 'here,' for you, would imply my being in your specific location, which I am not, I am in my own location, thus, to you, I would be 'there.'"
Posted by: maditude | October 6, 2008 2:33 PM
I came here for an argument...
Posted by: Not that Louis | October 6, 2008 2:37 PM
The real question is how can you be in two places at once when you're not anywhere at all.
Posted by: Andy James | October 6, 2008 2:37 PM
Taking in chemicals, using the differential energy within those bonds, and excreting a set of chemicals with a lowered energy level. At the moment, thin-crust pizza is undergoing this process. You're welcome ecosystem.
Posted by: KillerChihuahua | October 6, 2008 2:39 PM
Posting.
Why am I not 'throwing' a poll?
Posted by: Screechy Monkey | October 6, 2008 2:41 PM
Preaching to the choir of my fellow angry militant fundamentalist extreme atheists, of course.
Posted by: Scott from Oregon | October 6, 2008 2:44 PM
At the moment trying to rehabilitate a stroke victim and give her her extra years.
...while harrassing sycophants on the side...
Posted by: Kyle W. | October 6, 2008 2:46 PM
I'm here for the misleading headlines... like: http://nbcsports.msnbc.com/id/27043577/
And there I sat, thinking, if only for a moment, that we had some sort of scientific evidence that angels exist and that they are actually malevolent.
Posted by: Pockets | October 6, 2008 2:46 PM
"working" aka wasting the day waiting for something to cross my desk
Posted by: frog | October 6, 2008 2:46 PM
Andy Jones: Taking in chemicals, using the differential energy within those bonds, and excreting a set of chemicals with a lowered energy level.
Don't forget the entropy -- you're a non-equilibrium system!
Posted by: Masks of Eris | October 6, 2008 2:48 PM
Well, to answer with a question out of an entirely different show, Mr. Morden and his associates would like to know:
"What do want?"
Posted by: Alan Kellogg | October 6, 2008 2:50 PM
Gathering evidence for anticipatory finals insanity in biology professors in Minnesota. In your post I have found a gold mine.
Posted by: Patricia | October 6, 2008 2:50 PM
Oh shut up maditude! You have no right to just burst in here and demand anything. ;o)
Posted by: El Herring | October 6, 2008 2:51 PM
I like Spike Milligan's answer to that particular question:
"Everybody's got to be somewhere!"
Posted by: Jams | October 6, 2008 2:54 PM
As much as I can.
Posted by: Chris P | October 6, 2008 2:54 PM
Trying to design better products that use less energy and cost less to make.
And in my spare time design transportation systems that use less energy.
More fun than going to church and watching mindless TV
Posted by: tsg | October 6, 2008 2:55 PM
No, you didn't.
Posted by: Rev. BigDumbChimp, KoT, OM | October 6, 2008 2:56 PM
I am not here.
Posted by: Jared | October 6, 2008 2:58 PM
Rev, of course you're not here, you're there.
Posted by: tsg | October 6, 2008 3:00 PM
No, he's not. I'm there, and if he were here, I'd see him.
Posted by: Patricia | October 6, 2008 3:00 PM
Off monkeying around huh?
Posted by: qedpro | October 6, 2008 3:01 PM
that would be none of your damned business.
Posted by: Patricia | October 6, 2008 3:03 PM
Damned well is too!
Posted by: ChemBob | October 6, 2008 3:04 PM
Well, no matter where you go, there you are.
Posted by: Ranson | October 6, 2008 3:05 PM
Avoiding real work, mostly.
Posted by: tsg | October 6, 2008 3:05 PM
We're on a road to nowhere.
Posted by: Patricia | October 6, 2008 3:08 PM
You don't know shit from Shinola, bub.
Posted by: ennui | October 6, 2008 3:09 PM
42
Posted by: mk | October 6, 2008 3:09 PM
Not much. You?
Posted by: bPer | October 6, 2008 3:10 PM
Having just finished viewing the video, and then read comment #12, I'd say I'm ...
Proposing a new (AFAIK) Internet law:
No comment thread on a blog entry containing an embedded video is complete until someone incorrectly complains that the video is no longer available.
Posted by: Patricia | October 6, 2008 3:11 PM
Ha! It's 23.
Posted by: tsg | October 6, 2008 3:12 PM
I always thought that said more about Shinola than it did about me.
Posted by: Phyllis | October 6, 2008 3:13 PM
Procrastinating reading World English lit (before 1650). Current time in literature - Christian Europe, New Testament. Ugh.
Posted by: Mike V | October 6, 2008 3:14 PM
Looking for work, since my office closed last Tuesday.
Posted by: Patricia | October 6, 2008 3:14 PM
You're wrong.
Posted by: chris j | October 6, 2008 3:14 PM
Looking for a screw driver, I have a bunch of cupboards to build in a hurry.
Posted by: Rev. BigDumbChimp, KoT, OM | October 6, 2008 3:15 PM
I'm nowhere near there. I say the fuck away from there.
Posted by: Rich | October 6, 2008 3:16 PM
Today I'm not sure. Some days when I wake up, a reason pops into my head and makes life worth living. For the other days, I've learned to endure, maybe help others with their quest or just wait for tomorrow.
Posted by: Kulkuri | October 6, 2008 3:16 PM
Is that line in every episode of Doctor Who past and present??
Posted by: Rudi | October 6, 2008 3:16 PM
I'm a Doctor Who fan but that is taking it to absurd lengths.
Posted by: JenWolf | October 6, 2008 3:18 PM
Breathing, digesting the cookie I just ate, and typing a response to your demanding question. Then, clicking post.
Posted by: Patricia | October 6, 2008 3:20 PM
I'm putting off writing an essay on pagan customs in Europe, and rehearsing what I'm going to tell my whippersnapper, know it all teacher when I don't hand it in on time.
Posted by: Patricia | October 6, 2008 3:22 PM
You don't get off that easy buster. You just say the fuck here.
Posted by: Jared | October 6, 2008 3:23 PM
Currently, perusing through the U.S. budget documentation...
Posted by: Chief | October 6, 2008 3:26 PM
Yes, he did.
Posted by: tsg | October 6, 2008 3:32 PM
Good point.
Posted by: Rev. BigDumbChimp, KoT, OM | October 6, 2008 3:35 PM
I'll say where I damn please.
Posted by: JimNorth | October 6, 2008 3:35 PM
Whatever it is, it ain't what you're doing.
Posted by: Brian's A Wild Downer | October 6, 2008 3:36 PM
procrasturbating
Posted by: Patricia | October 6, 2008 3:41 PM
You sit down and say where you're told to.
Posted by: BennyP | October 6, 2008 3:44 PM
I don't recollect.
Posted by: Nick | October 6, 2008 3:44 PM
What I'm doing here:
-Not working
-Loving science
-Building a career
-Wondering how Dr. Who writers keep getting paid
Posted by: tsg | October 6, 2008 3:45 PM
"I know I should, but I really don't feel like masturbating right now."
Posted by: Pyroclasm | October 6, 2008 3:45 PM
If I may?
pleading,
needing,
bleeding,
breeding,
feeding,
exceeding,
where is everybody?
trying,
lying,
defying,
denying,
crying,
dying,
where is everybody?
Posted by: JM Inc. | October 6, 2008 3:47 PM
'Ello-'ello, what's all this then?
Posted by: Patricia | October 6, 2008 3:48 PM
The pooh flingers are here. Don't blat, throw some!
Posted by: GraceM | October 6, 2008 3:51 PM
Laughing at the comments!
Posted by: Qwerty | October 6, 2008 3:59 PM
Why, I am posting a comment, of course.
"What are you doing here?" Now, that's a question I'd like to ask Congress. Especially after their last giveaway!
Oh, hell, let's just ask anybody: What are you doing here?
Posted by: Zarquon | October 6, 2008 4:01 PM
Eccles: Everyone's gotta be somewhere.
Posted by: NMcC | October 6, 2008 4:04 PM
Er.....trying to work out which one is Richard Dawkins' wife.
Posted by: Newfie | October 6, 2008 4:05 PM
Existing
and self medicating back spasms, getting old sucks
/ that's not an argument, that's just contradiction
Posted by: Jonathon | October 6, 2008 4:08 PM
I must say that even though I consider myself a hard-core Dr. Who fan, I never noticed how much that line is repeated.
The phrase that I look for in every episode is "Of course!". That is pretty much in every episode.
Thanks for the walk down Dr. Who memory lane!!
Posted by: makita | October 6, 2008 4:15 PM
Taking a break from writing. On to the next chapter.
Posted by: 8teist | October 6, 2008 4:16 PM
Ummmmm,what was the question?
Posted by: zpmorgan | October 6, 2008 4:19 PM
Picking at scabs and flakes and other things.
Posted by: Kobra | October 6, 2008 4:22 PM
To grossly oversimplify the last 13.7 Billion years of cosmology and evolution, humans are simply sentience born out of energy. As far as we know, we are the only entities capable of understanding the universe. Because of this, we as a species have a (rather self-defined) purpose to do just that.
Me, specifically? I'm just one guy with strange ideas.
Here, specifically? I'm bored and my next class starts an hour from now.
Posted by: Jeanette | October 6, 2008 4:23 PM
Looking forward to Atheist Alliance International's 2009 Conference, which will be here in Colorado in September. Bill Maher and Richard Dawkins are supposed to be here. Will you be here with us again, PZ? I owe you drinks, you know.
Posted by: Patricia | October 6, 2008 4:24 PM
Damn! I hope maditudes troll shows up pretty soon, I'm almost out of pooh.
Posted by: Matt | October 6, 2008 4:28 PM
procrasturbating= putting off getting off?
Posted by: Astrophel | October 6, 2008 4:30 PM
I'm just here for the food.
Posted by: MikeM | October 6, 2008 4:33 PM
Waiting for Digital Cuttlefish's next poem.
Posted by: Christopher Waldrop | October 6, 2008 4:36 PM
Wishing I could step into a police box and take a trip to anywhere in the universe.
Posted by: Qwerty | October 6, 2008 4:37 PM
There once was a man named P-Zed.
His ilk and his minions he led.
Thought none bought creation,
This Pharyngulanation,
And this is what all of them said:
What are you doing here?
(With apologies to Cuttlefish.)
Posted by: funda62 | October 6, 2008 4:37 PM
Waiting for the next Dr. Who disc to arrive via Netflix.
Posted by: Armed Pacifist | October 6, 2008 4:38 PM
Like so many of my peers in this thread I am fooling around at work rather than shove paper around. Specifically I am smoking tobacco, drinking coffee and listening to Jerry Lee Lewis sing "High School Hop". I skipped watching the video clip because I was too lazy to allow NoScript to let it run.
Posted by: JohnnieCanuck, FCD | October 6, 2008 4:39 PM
Patricia,
Given that you eat any trolls that show up here, the poo you find to fling at trolls must logically be...
Posted by: Squiddhartha | October 6, 2008 4:39 PM
Eating some teriyaki chicken and rice. Mmmm teriyaki
Posted by: tsg | October 6, 2008 4:54 PM
No it isn't.
Posted by: Patricia | October 6, 2008 5:02 PM
JohnnieCanuck, Only partially, I have thirteen pullets out back. I need all the help I can get when it comes to flinging it with the trebuchet.
Posted by: Patricia | October 6, 2008 5:03 PM
You say out of it.
Posted by: El Herring | October 6, 2008 5:04 PM
It's similar to Eastenders (BBC) where in practically every episode someone bursts into a room and demands "What's goin' on 'ere then?" to which the answer is inevitably: "Naffin'!" ("Nothing" for U.S. readers).
btw I don't watch Eastenders but my mum does, and I get subjected to it whenever I visit her. That's my excuse anyway.
Posted by: Horwood Beer-Master | October 6, 2008 5:13 PM
Nothing. Who said I was doing anything? Who's asking anyway? I didn't do it! I deny everything!! This is persecution!!!!
Posted by: Christopher | October 6, 2008 5:17 PM
Saying "Stm Dm Ftmsh".
Posted by: Greg Laden | October 6, 2008 5:22 PM
I don't get it. What are you doing here?????
Posted by: woody, tokin librul | October 6, 2008 5:26 PM
Getting older, all the time.
Trying to avoid dying, mainly.
So far, so goo
Posted by: Patricia | October 6, 2008 5:28 PM
You say out of it too, bub.
Posted by: Patricia | October 6, 2008 5:31 PM
Proving to the outside world that we are monkeys. Flinging feces at one another.
Posted by: Eclogite | October 6, 2008 5:36 PM
Prosletyzing for the Flying Spaghetti Monster, of course. Duh!
Posted by: steve_h | October 6, 2008 5:45 PM
NmcC@97: I think that's her asking the eternal question at 5.22
El Herring: Leave it aat, you're doin' my 'ead in.
Posted by: Tim H | October 6, 2008 5:48 PM
If, in fact, I know that I am here, I cannot precisely define what I am doing. And, of course, if I know what I am doing, I cannot precisely state that I am in fact, here.
The case above would be a best case scenario. In all likelihood, I have no idea where I am or what I'm doing.
Posted by: pubcat | October 6, 2008 5:48 PM
Wondering if the frequency with which the question is asked is enough to make that a very, very dangerous drnking game, or whether there are so many episodes of Dr who you would need a drink between drinks...
Posted by: The Chimp's Raging Id | October 6, 2008 5:55 PM
Waiting for either
Oh and avoiding getting anything productive done.
What are YOU doing here?
Posted by: The Chimp's Raging Id | October 6, 2008 6:00 PM
I usually feel that way after leaving the pub.Posted by: markp | October 6, 2008 6:03 PM
Hunting for snark.
Posted by: Patricia | October 6, 2008 6:06 PM
No you're not.
Posted by: terry | October 6, 2008 6:07 PM
here for the laughs, and the chortling, definitely for the chortling.
by the way, what does chortling mean?
Posted by: El Herring | October 6, 2008 6:09 PM
Christopher: that's what's "doin' my 'ed in" at the moment. It rings a bell but I can't place it.
Okay, I'll just have to ask (I think this is the correct response anyway): what's a ftmsh?
Posted by: El Herring | October 6, 2008 6:13 PM
Chortling - that's one I do know (being a bit of a Lewis Carroll fan). It's one of what he called his "portmanteau" words, made from combining "chuckle" and "snort". It was of course used in the Jabberwocky poem.
And on that subject, allow me to use that as an excuse to provide a link to said poem with my own original "sequel" written eight years ago. Enjoy.
Posted by: judgemc | October 6, 2008 6:20 PM
Refereeing fights between the kids, the cat and the dog, the husband and the kids, the husband and the cat (the cat is winning btw) ect....
Posted by: Akari_House | October 6, 2008 6:35 PM
Taking comfort in evidence for the existence of rational life forms on this little rock I'm sitting on.
Posted by: Mike R | October 6, 2008 6:38 PM
I care about a story no one will hear.
Posted by: chriss | October 6, 2008 6:48 PM
I'm trying to learn for free...
Posted by: Capital Dan | October 6, 2008 6:49 PM
Making my brain itch.
Posted by: the petey | October 6, 2008 7:00 PM
being the best mother-fuckin' Petey I can be
well, aside from being lazy
Posted by: Awesome Robot | October 6, 2008 7:03 PM
Sent here by Rebbecca Watson on the Skeptic's Guide podcast. Now you're in my RSS feed reader, and you'll have to be really boring or obnoxious to escape!
So far, it's too interesting to ignore ;)
Posted by: Patricia | October 6, 2008 7:08 PM
I won!
Posted by: The Chimp's Raging Id | October 6, 2008 7:11 PM
What did you win?
Posted by: Janine ID AKA The Lone Drinker | October 6, 2008 7:11 PM
I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubble gum.
Posted by: Dutch Delight | October 6, 2008 7:15 PM
What!? Why would you want to know!? Should I give you a copy of my passport while we're at it?!
Nosy bloggers, can't trust 'm.
Posted by: The Chimp's Raging Id | October 6, 2008 7:17 PM
So you hadn't heard that SciBlogs now has its own Patriot Act? PZ has been appointed Head of Blogland Security. Now hand over your papers!
Posted by: steve_h | October 6, 2008 7:39 PM
Ftmsh was a head-skewering demon, accidentally summoned as a result of a Grauniad misprint in a boring(?) episode of "The Young Ones" (BBC, the eighties)
Posted by: Ancient Brit | October 6, 2008 7:55 PM
Taking a nice long stroll down Memory Lane :)
Posted by: woozy | October 6, 2008 8:06 PM
The real question is how can you be in two places at once when you're not anywhere at all.
Where do you go when you're toad away?
Posted by: ddr | October 6, 2008 8:07 PM
Drinking my 3rd Mountain Dew for the day and waiting for another 25 minutes to tick off the clock so I can go home.
Posted by: woozy | October 6, 2008 8:08 PM
The real question is how can you be in two places at once when you're not anywhere at all.
Where do you go when you're toad away?
Posted by: Mike | October 6, 2008 8:24 PM
There isn't a day goes by I don't ask myself that very question as I struggle to teach English in Korea....
Posted by: Paul | October 6, 2008 8:56 PM
What do you mean by "here"?
Posted by: Paul | October 6, 2008 9:00 PM
What do you mean by "here"? #145...OMG, They Live!
Posted by: Medusa | October 6, 2008 9:12 PM
Trying to decide where I really am. . .
Posted by: Medusa | October 6, 2008 9:13 PM
Trying to decide where I really am. . .
Posted by: John B. Sandlin | October 6, 2008 9:14 PM
Not that I admit that I am, in fact, here, but if I were, I'd be getting along best I could. I think.
JBS
Posted by: Medusa | October 6, 2008 9:16 PM
Trying to decide where I really am. . .
Posted by: dubiquiabs | October 6, 2008 9:16 PM
Waiting for the Godotess, as usual.
Posted by: Rev. BigDumbChimp, KoT, OM | October 6, 2008 9:21 PM
Boring episode of the Young ones?!?!?!?
Posted by: Rick Schauer | October 6, 2008 9:27 PM
I'll tell you...but first, who wants to know?
And, why pray tell do they want to know it?
Posted by: Patricia | October 6, 2008 9:40 PM
Why do you stay that?
Posted by: cyan | October 6, 2008 9:48 PM
"What are you doing here?"
"What are you doing there?"
That's my business, not yours.
If you try to figure out what you're doing here based on what the answer is that a majority of other people infer that they are doing here, that's pathetic.
Sheep-ers, creepers!
Or, less vituperatively & more to the source: WHO ... are you? (buh-buh, .... buh-buh!)
Posted by: Dag Yo | October 6, 2008 9:48 PM
ZOMG how freaking long did it take to make that video? That was crazy.
...and more directly, catching up on PZs awesomeness.
Posted by: scooter | October 6, 2008 9:53 PM
What are you doing here ?
Stealing Jokes.
Fr'instance, I've got half the freaks in Houston saying Malibu Barbie and Bible Spice.
http://acksisofevil.org/audio/inner195.mp3
Posted by: cyan | October 6, 2008 10:11 PM
scooter,
thanks for your rational & humorous link!
wish all 'mericuns would appreciate its pinpointing of Palin's thinkin'
Posted by: scooter | October 6, 2008 10:27 PM
Terry @ 133: by the way, what does chortling mean?
It's actually a sex thing. Perhaps you have heard of a humm job. Chortling is a laugh job. You simply get your partner going on you, then begin telling really funny jokes.
It's awesome.
Actually it works for vaginal sex as well, come to think of it (no pun)
Posted by: Sman | October 6, 2008 10:59 PM
Since you ask... I'm trying to learn!
Posted by: Malcolm | October 6, 2008 11:41 PM
Backstroke
Posted by: Samantha Vimes | October 6, 2008 11:56 PM
Refusing to answer questions.
Posted by: aeryn987 | October 7, 2008 12:42 AM
Specifically? Right now? Looking for educational ways to avoid my homework.
In a more general sense? Saving the world.
Posted by: Larry | October 7, 2008 12:56 AM
Posting Dr. Who clips so Phil Plait will read PZ's blog.
Posted by: Patricia | October 7, 2008 1:03 AM
See - I told ya, you haven't seen nothin' till Scooter and Quiet Desperation show up.
Next thang ya know, the strumpets and sluts will sa-shay in.
Are w00+ and Cuttlefish gonna dodge this one? Oh, say it isn't so! They are - the boys in the back room.
Posted by: CortxVortx | October 7, 2008 1:11 AM
Im in ur blogz, kommentn on ur entrys
Posted by: Patricia | October 7, 2008 1:12 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBOVDv-NSMM
You sluts!
Posted by: Witz | October 7, 2008 1:15 AM
Expecting the Spanish Inquisition.
Posted by: Arbutus | October 7, 2008 1:18 AM
Shortening my handle. I'm tired of writing Arbutus Grove all the time.
Come to think of it that's a dumb handle. Any ideas for a different one?
Posted by: Kel | October 7, 2008 1:19 AM
I honestly don't know. Killing time? Trying to get exposure for my blog? Probably because it's a place where I can interact with many of high intellect on topics of interest. If this were a pub, I'd never leave.
Posted by: biopunk | October 7, 2008 1:38 AM
Avoiding reviewing eukaryotic chromosome mapping techniques and being impressed that P.Z. posts some Who!
Now back to the tetratypes...
Any study tips out there? (Aside from the obvious...)
Posted by: Katkinkate | October 7, 2008 2:32 AM
Posted by: Lago @ 35
"Ah, more evidence in my, "Good British TV is a Myth!" argument."
HEY! Don't diss the Doctor!
Posted by: Brad D | October 7, 2008 2:43 AM
"...destroying the status quo, because the status is not quo!"
-Dr. Horrible
Posted by: Alex | October 7, 2008 3:10 AM
I don't know.
Posted by: CosmicTeapot | October 7, 2008 3:57 AM
Nothing.
Wasn't me.
The big boys made me do it.
Posted by: Scaryduck | October 7, 2008 4:18 AM
For more Doctor Who mash-up excellence:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=Lmh8xeX6SG0
Posted by: CortxVortx | October 7, 2008 4:52 AM
Loo: And who are they?
Dr. Klahn: Just lost drunken men who don't know where they are and no longer care.
Prisoner #1: Where are we?
Prisoner #2: I don't care!
Loo: And these?
Dr. Klahn: These are lost drunken men who don't know where they are, but do care! And these are men who know where they are and care, but don't drink.
Kentucky Fried Movie
Posted by: csrster | October 7, 2008 5:19 AM
'All answers to this question will be woo filled and subject to a future Richard Dawkins' book: "The Purpose Filled Life Delusion". The truth is that no matter what narrative arc we use to frame our dreary lives it matters not.'
Does that explain the brief appearance of Mrs. Dawkins in this clip :-) ?
Posted by: Cactus Wren | October 7, 2008 7:07 AM
Reminding myself that I'm going to bed in another fifteen minutes ... every hour or so.
Posted by: Jivlain | October 7, 2008 7:21 AM
Actually, I don't think she took his name.
Anyway, I'm watching David Attenborough.
Posted by: El Herring | October 7, 2008 8:37 AM
steve_h: thanks. I had a vision in my mind of David Rappaport saying "What's a ftmsh?" but that only made me think of Time Bandits. I was right about Rappaport then (he played the demon in "Young Ones".)
Nice obscure quote from Christopher! That really got me thinking.
Posted by: The Doctor | October 7, 2008 9:32 AM
Asking people what they are doing here.
Posted by: The Companion | October 7, 2008 10:04 AM
Crushing hardcore on David Tennant!
Posted by: george | October 7, 2008 11:30 AM
"Wondering how Dr. Who writers keep getting paid"
Thou shalt not mock or insult The Doctor!
Posted by: Bodach | October 7, 2008 11:59 AM
Reversing entropy locally.
and reading too many comments...
Posted by: Patricia | October 7, 2008 12:04 PM
Yes you do.
Posted by: Dan | October 7, 2008 1:38 PM
What.... why I come to this little part of the infinite web to keep sane. Good Job PZ....
Posted by: Whateverman | October 7, 2008 2:22 PM
Trying to figure out what I'm doing here...
Posted by: Sili | October 7, 2008 2:57 PM
Yah.
Doesn't answer the question?
Well, excuuuuuuse me, PeeZed!
Posted by: Mathi Lusch | October 7, 2008 3:10 PM
Looking for a Paul McGann "What are you doing here" and found it in audio, along with thwarting the great Dalek Masterplan.
Posted by: Mathi Lusch | October 7, 2008 3:14 PM
Looking for a Paul McGann "What are you doing here" and found it in audio, along with thwarting the great Dalek Masterplan.
Posted by: sfemet | October 7, 2008 5:35 PM
What am I doing here?
Thinking. Precious few places to do that.
Posted by: eric | October 7, 2008 6:00 PM
What am I doing here?
The same thing most of us are doing here.
I'm trying either to answer the question, "What am I doing here?" or to figure out if it's a meaningful question in the first place.
Posted by: Sphere Coupler | October 7, 2008 7:31 PM
"watching the wheels"
Posted by: Numenaster | October 8, 2008 1:39 PM
Just drinkin' and a-drivin',
Makin' sure my dues get paid.
Posted by: Sondra | October 8, 2008 11:33 PM
Waiting for the new season of Dr. Who with David Tennant; he rocks.
Friday on SciFi ch. and Saturday on BBC; various times - check your local listings.
Posted by: Arnosium Upinarum | October 10, 2008 2:46 AM
What am I doing here?
hmmm.
I don't even know what the fuck "I" is.
Posted by: Selcaby | October 10, 2008 7:38 PM
Hiding behind the sofa, of course!
Posted by: OnlyAnEgg | October 19, 2008 11:20 AM
Just sitting around, trying to figure it all out, and enjoying the process!